What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?

[Queen Michael]

Count Dracula. In a tutu. Singing It's a Long Way to Tipperary.

 

[Disaster Button]

Your mother.

Yhea, I decided to go there.

And we were doing so well...

 

[Arcanz]

This thing, ewwwww. It's nasty, I hate them. The little one is actually the same animal, the big one is just after it's been sucking blood for some time.

Spoiler: Nasty

 

[theSovietConnection]

A car. Assuming slamming my hand in the car door counts, which I think it does.

 

[Korey Von Doom]

A obviously rabid frog, it gets weird when I mention it was on that little dangly thing in the back of my mouth, I was swallowing him on a dare.

 

[IxionIndustries]

A Roboraptor....

 

[mattttherman3]

Well if you got bit by a Ferret, get off the computer and get a rabies shot, if you have rabies and you don't treat it, you will die. My sister used to bite me all the time when we were kids.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

My ex during sex.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

A cosplayer. During school.

At least she was cute.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

a brown recluse spider

 

[Christemo]

a close friend of mine. we were 6 and it was in a fight.

 

[wewontdie11]

A girl, on the shoulder. We weren't even doing anything dirty, she just walked up to me and bit my shoulder, strange child.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

Your mom?

 

[Amnestic]

My ex-girlfriend?

[sub][sub]That's not strange, she does it to everyone...*cough*...moving on[/sub][/sub]

Now I can't believe that. She was religious batshit crazy, but she wasn't a slag

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

This thing, ewwwww. It's nasty, I hate them. The little one is actually the same animal, the big one is just after it's been sucking blood for some time.

Spoiler: Nasty

You mean a tick? I've been bit by those plenty of times, a few of which in an area you don't wanna get bit.

Weirdest biting thing i've heard of would be my familys possesed teddy bear biting my Uncle Frank, I would of thought he was joking if not for the mark, maybe a little blood.
Never forget to buy that teddy a new shirt for christmas.

 

[The Rockerfly]

My ex-girlfriend?

[sub][sub]That's not strange, she does it to everyone...*cough*...moving on[/sub][/sub]

Now I can't believe that. She was religious batshit crazy, but she wasn't a slag

Haha let's be honest it's not really a comment you sould probably take seriously

 

[Me55enger]

I assume "My ex" has been said alot here... Not mine personally 'o course

Tick bite once, and a vampyric Orb weaver spider.

Got bitten by a cow once as well...

 

[RanD00M]

A girl who was hugging me because it was her birthday.