What's the worst injury you've inflicted on someone else?

[Lexodus]

When I was a kid, I was chased up a tree and I kicked the guy in the face and broke his nose by accident. Oh, and that one time I roundhouse-kicked a guy in the face and dropped him like a rock. Then he started crying, which put a damper on my "Holy shit, I just pulled a Chuck Norris" moment.

 

[Orca87]

Three, one intentional, one accidental, and an emotional one.

First, when I was in year eleven, my friend was being the dick he usually is, so I gently nudge him to the side as we go past a low wall, so that he missed his step and the wall (about shin high) made him fall forwards, smashing into the floor, no lasting injury, but it was hilarious, and he got quite mad.

Accidentally, I threw a rock, but was too young to know exactly how throwing things worked, and it stuck in my hand too long, (despite letting go) and did a perfect slingshot round flying out behind me, and into my mothers arm, which was difficult to explain.

Emotionally, I almost drove my ex to suicide once, when I was talking about someone I'd slept with without protection (who I trusted implicitly) Luckily there was someone around to help out, considering I was unaware, and three thousand miles away.
(There had been no warning of this before hand, I'd helped them out before, and was fairly confident I couldn't drive them to such an act, we are still friends, going to go see them on tuesday ^_^ )

 

[DARKLARK]

unfortunately im a big dude and nobody fucks with me but school is starting up again and that means parties and im a crazy drunk when i dont have weed to mellow me out

 

[rhyno435]

I have never purposefully hurt someone. Except for the one time when I punched my sister in the leg and arm kinda hard (not nearly as hard as I could) because we were in a car, and she had her first cappuchino (I think that's how you spell it). She was INSANELY hyper and wouldn't shut up or stop annoying the crap out of me no matter how much I tried to stop her. Punching her didn't help either, she was too hyper, but when it wore off, she had a bruise and it hurt when she touched it. I think I made my point.

Also, I accidentally sprained (or maybe broke) my mom's finger. We were smacking a balloon back and forth, I don't remember why; we both went for it and the way I hit her hand messed up her finger. She still can't make a normal fist with that finger. Now she uses that to guilt me into doing stuff.

There have been times where I have REALLY wanted to punch somebody in the face as hard as I can, because they just get on my nerves to no end. The problems with that are that one of them is a girl (there are two people that I wish I could knock out), and it's always at school, so I can't (without getting in trouble). I also don't think I have it in me to hurt someone.

 

[Aloran]

I broke a guys hand once (or, I should say, I THINK I broke several parts of his hand)
Context: Going into a ruck/maul in rugby, the guys hand is on the floor, i'm flat out sprinting. Just as I am about to hit the mass of bodies I planted my right foot on his hand, I heard a crunch and then used all my force to run into the mass of human flesh. I say "Think" because I saw him go off cradling his hand.

I've never really been in a proper "adrenaline pumping" fight. I've been harassed by a guy before, to the point where he tried to headbutt me. But I know various assortments of martial arts (just enough to get by) so that if I did get in a fight with the people who get in fights up where I live (chavs), then it'd both surprise them and probably make sure I could win. A few guys were annoying me and I jokingly kicked them using the side kick- it's amazing how people's faces mimick "wtf".

 

[walkingdead127]

While sparring at a Tae Kwon Do competition with a friend, I accidently broke his leg.

Also, I puncheed my Junior high school bully in the stomach and he puked blood.

 

[rhyno435]

I broke a guys hand once (or, I should say, I THINK I broke several parts of his hand)
Context: Going into a ruck/maul in rugby, the guys hand is on the floor, i'm flat out sprinting. Just as I am about to hit the mass of bodies I planted my right foot on his hand, I heard a crunch and then used all my force to run into the mass of human flesh. I say "Think" because I saw him go off cradling his hand.

I've never really been in a proper "adrenaline pumping" fight. I've been harassed by a guy before, to the point where he tried to headbutt me. But I know various assortments of martial arts (just enough to get by) so that if I did get in a fight with the people who get in fights up where I live (chavs), then it'd both surprise them and probably make sure I could win. A few guys were annoying me and I jokingly kicked them using the side kick- it's amazing how people's faces mimick "wtf".

I wanna learn martial arts so bad, like Muai Thai (I think).

 

[jboking]

I broke another kids arm when I was three by sitting on it. I also hit a kid in the head with a shovel when I was 12. Other than that, bloody mouths, bruises, etc.

 

[HT_Black]

...Let's count.
1. Removed two teeth from my brother by accident, one on two seperate occasions.
2. Broke a guy's nose with my fist for callng me a n****r.
3. Blinded a guy by spraying aerosol into his eyes, then bludgeoned him with the cylinder.
4. Wrapped a freind's head in a quilt and pined him onto the ground during a 'freindly sparring match'.
5. Kicked a man in the bollocks so hard that he was missing lefty for the entire day after.
6. Stabbed some bloke with a ceremonial katana.

 

[Aloran]

I wanna learn martial arts so bad, like Muai Thai (I think).

The only extensive martial arts I have done is Judo and that was 10 years ago. There are plenty of self defence videos on the internet.

I did a couple of hours of Muai Thai with a guy when I was on holiday. It's pretty brutal, but gave me the best self defence lessons I've ever had.

The stuff I know is just stuff I've picked up over the years, but chances are, as soon as you adopt a martial arts stance, an attacker becomes a lot more wary.

 

[ddon]

i broke part of someones skull by kicking his legs sideways making them hit their head on a big rock. honestly i felt better from it since he hit me with a hiking stick while snowboarding.

 

[Vilcus]

Well there are two that were really bad, one was accidental and the other was provoked. I was in a friendly fight with one of my friends (my group of friends like to establish an alpha male) and he fell down, unfourtunatly I stepped on his left arm and fractured it. Luckily it wasn't too bad and he recovered quickly.

The other one was when I was back in fourth grade (lol memories) and some kids from the junior high (I think they were in grade 8 or 9) came over to our school to pick on the younger kids. One of them decided that I looked like a good target and proceeded to berate me and call me names. Naturally I was bothered so doing my best to act civilised I informed a nearby teacher about the situation (avoided getting detention by doing this). She told them to leave and they did, but not even 10 minutes later they had returned and on of them tried to get me into a headlock. Now me being a rather tall individual (6 foot 8 now, 5 foot 9 then) I was able to break out pretty easily, afterwards I grabbed him by the back of the neck with my thumb and index finger and flung him away, he then proceeded to trip over a pipe that was sticking out of the ground and then smashed his face into a slab of solid concreate. Luckily he started it and my principal was a nice guy so I simply got told to walk away the next time something like that happened (also the teacher told him about what had happened earlier).

 

[bob-2000]

i once pinched someone...

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Probably when I knocked the wind out of someone while sparring with one of my wicked roundhouses.

I apologized, water under the bridge.

It was a good kick.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I accidentally broke my sisters leg (sort of) when she was two. I was tossing her onto the couch and she got her leg stuck in between the cushions so that when she tried to roll off of the couch she twisted her leg, braking it.

I also occaisionally forget that she is 9 and when she swings a fake punch at me I twist her arm and bend her elbow the wrong way over my shoulder, I always stop before she gets seriously hurt but it's enough to have bring a couple tears to her eyes.

I also kicked my best friend in the nose in first grade. Gave him a bloody nose. We are still best friends to this day.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Oh boy, and the repressed memories come flooding back.

Oh, I've injured a few people...badly. I'd rather not talk about all of them. But I will tell you my worst. The worst one was when I was a kid. Some other kid decided it would be funny to make fun of me and my family. I knocked him down and stomped on him until 4 people pulled me away. I had knocked him out, broken his nose, cracked 3 of his ribs, damaged a few of his teeth, and given him brain damage.

Any time I hurt someone, I was provoked. I try to control myself, and I try to walk away, but I can't. I always get pulled back until I lose my temper. I've always had a bit of an anger problem. I've gotten much better and controlling myself, but still, when it come to a fight, I always go too far.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I ran a kid over with my bike once... It was accidental of course, but I had planted my bicycle tire right on his nuts. And I was going down a hill.

The poor bastard...

Also, someone was messing with me in a swimming pool once, and so I got on one of those donut-shaped floaties, and started spinning myself around in it. The moron backed up into my spinning whirlwind of doom, and I clocked him with my elbow. Knocked one of his teeth out, dislocated his jaw, and gave him a black eye.