What's the worst injury you've inflicted on someone else?

[bouncymike999]

someone was trying to break into my car so i smashed his head against the side putting him into a coma for 2 days and leaving a huge dent in my car, that bastard

 

[IxionIndustries]

I ran a kid over with my bike once... It was accidental of course, but I had planted my bicycle tire right on his nuts. And I was going down a hill.

The poor bastard...

I don't think the word "bastard" would be entirely applicable to his new gender =p

Well, that was evil =/

I felt bad for the kid.. For a little while, because I was 6 years old and in Kindergarten, but then I realized he was walking in the middle of the street.. Away from the sidewalk.. And then I laughed.

 

[Jark212]

I stabbed a bully in the hand with a sharpened writing object in the first grade.

Almost knocked my sister out in my younger days, she's older than I am, I took her crap for the first 13 years of my life, that was the day I discovered my strength.

 

[Scrythe]

I broke an inch of a pencil of on some guy's arm back in middle school. The funny part? He used to be a good friend of mine. For reasons I can't recall (I think he was trying to impress someone) he backhanded the fuck out of me, so I jammed a freshly-sharpened pencil into his arm and gave it a nice snap, leaving a good inch of wood in the meat of his arm.

There's been times where I've come very close to causing enough phsyical harm: I've stabbed someone (not with the pencil), shot at someone, etc. Luckily, they've all been self-defense, and the stabbing only caused minor injuries.

Before you ask, I didn't grow up in the greatest of neighborhoods, and you'd be surprised how quickly people will back off you when you hide blades on you and (sometimes) wear steel plates attached to your boots.

...

My trenchcoat is purely theatrics, though.

 

[C0nn0r666]

i broke both my friends arms....by accident of course

 

[ScarlettRage]

Oh Jesus, this is going to make me look awful.

I broke some kid's wrists, I broke another kid's wrist, I smashed someone's head into a fusebox during a fight (I won,) I've knocked someone unconscious by kicking them in the head (he were taunting me. For an hour. I warned him,) I nearly strangled someone unconscious, (he was being bothersome,) and I've stabbed people with various objects of various sharpness (most of them deserved it.)

...This really isn't as bad as it looks.
It's worse, 'cause those are just the really bad ones...

That's not bad at all. Those kids (at least half of the ones you mentioned) deserved it, so when I went back and read that, I just thought that was awesome.

agreed

a boy in 6th grade kicked me in the kidneys, so i kicked him in the balls, shins, gave him multiple bruises, broke his wrist, and gave him a bloody nose.

'twas the best fight ever and it only lasted about 2 mintues.
he got in trouble, i didn't, cause if he had kicked me any harder i would have had internal bleeding, had a fairly small bruise too

me= win

 

[Jedoro]

Oh Jesus, this is going to make me look awful.

I broke some kid's wrists, I broke another kid's wrist, I smashed someone's head into a fusebox during a fight (I won,) I've knocked someone unconscious by kicking them in the head (he were taunting me. For an hour. I warned him,) I nearly strangled someone unconscious, (he was being bothersome,) and I've stabbed people with various objects of various sharpness (most of them deserved it.)

...This really isn't as bad as it looks.
It's worse, 'cause those are just the really bad ones...

That's not bad at all. Those kids (at least half of the ones you mentioned) deserved it, so when I went back and read that, I just thought that was awesome.

agreed

a boy in 6th grade kicked me in the kidneys, so i kicked him in the balls, shins, gave him multiple bruises, broke his wrist, and gave him a bloody nose.

'twas the best fight ever and it only lasted about 2 mintues.
he got in trouble, i didn't, cause if he had kicked me any harder i would have had internal bleeding, had a fairly small bruise too

me= win

First off, kudos to you for kicking his ass.

Second, how did you post in the exact thread I was reading at the moment?

 

[ScarlettRage]

Oh Jesus, this is going to make me look awful.

I broke some kid's wrists, I broke another kid's wrist, I smashed someone's head into a fusebox during a fight (I won,) I've knocked someone unconscious by kicking them in the head (he were taunting me. For an hour. I warned him,) I nearly strangled someone unconscious, (he was being bothersome,) and I've stabbed people with various objects of various sharpness (most of them deserved it.)

...This really isn't as bad as it looks.
It's worse, 'cause those are just the really bad ones...

That's not bad at all. Those kids (at least half of the ones you mentioned) deserved it, so when I went back and read that, I just thought that was awesome.

agreed

a boy in 6th grade kicked me in the kidneys, so i kicked him in the balls, shins, gave him multiple bruises, broke his wrist, and gave him a bloody nose.

'twas the best fight ever and it only lasted about 2 mintues.


he got in trouble, i didn't, cause if he had kicked me any harder i would have had internal bleeding, had a fairly small bruise too

me= win

First off, kudos to you for kicking his ass.

Second, how did you post in the exact thread I was reading at the moment?

because im made of super win

 

[Jedoro]

Oh Jesus, this is going to make me look awful.

I broke some kid's wrists, I broke another kid's wrist, I smashed someone's head into a fusebox during a fight (I won,) I've knocked someone unconscious by kicking them in the head (he were taunting me. For an hour. I warned him,) I nearly strangled someone unconscious, (he was being bothersome,) and I've stabbed people with various objects of various sharpness (most of them deserved it.)

...This really isn't as bad as it looks.
It's worse, 'cause those are just the really bad ones...

That's not bad at all. Those kids (at least half of the ones you mentioned) deserved it, so when I went back and read that, I just thought that was awesome.

agreed

a boy in 6th grade kicked me in the kidneys, so i kicked him in the balls, shins, gave him multiple bruises, broke his wrist, and gave him a bloody nose.

'twas the best fight ever and it only lasted about 2 mintues.


he got in trouble, i didn't, cause if he had kicked me any harder i would have had internal bleeding, had a fairly small bruise too

me= win

First off, kudos to you for kicking his ass.

Second, how did you post in the exact thread I was reading at the moment?

because im made of super win

I believe it, too

It was just weird. I was reading through page 2, and when I hit page 3 it said I had a message, but I was gonna finish reading to check it, when lo and behold I see you quoting me. I then checked the message and had me a "WTF" moment.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Just mashed afew people up in fights, nothing more than cuts and bruises.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

My brother and I beat each other up a bit every now and then, but we never give each other real lasting injuries. I don't know if I've ever seriously hurt someone.

 

[ScarlettRage]

Oh Jesus, this is going to make me look awful.

I broke some kid's wrists, I broke another kid's wrist, I smashed someone's head into a fusebox during a fight (I won,) I've knocked someone unconscious by kicking them in the head (he were taunting me. For an hour. I warned him,) I nearly strangled someone unconscious, (he was being bothersome,) and I've stabbed people with various objects of various sharpness (most of them deserved it.)

...This really isn't as bad as it looks.
It's worse, 'cause those are just the really bad ones...

That's not bad at all. Those kids (at least half of the ones you mentioned) deserved it, so when I went back and read that, I just thought that was awesome.

agreed

a boy in 6th grade kicked me in the kidneys, so i kicked him in the balls, shins, gave him multiple bruises, broke his wrist, and gave him a bloody nose.

'twas the best fight ever and it only lasted about 2 mintues.


he got in trouble, i didn't, cause if he had kicked me any harder i would have had internal bleeding, had a fairly small bruise too

me= win

First off, kudos to you for kicking his ass.

Second, how did you post in the exact thread I was reading at the moment?

because im made of super win

I believe it, too

It was just weird. I was reading through page 2, and when I hit page 3 it said I had a message, but I was gonna finish reading to check it, when lo and behold I see you quoting me. I then checked the message and had me a "WTF" moment.

lol that is so awesome.
i am lawling right now...

 

[Jedoro]

Oh Jesus, this is going to make me look awful.

I broke some kid's wrists, I broke another kid's wrist, I smashed someone's head into a fusebox during a fight (I won,) I've knocked someone unconscious by kicking them in the head (he were taunting me. For an hour. I warned him,) I nearly strangled someone unconscious, (he was being bothersome,) and I've stabbed people with various objects of various sharpness (most of them deserved it.)

...This really isn't as bad as it looks.
It's worse, 'cause those are just the really bad ones...

That's not bad at all. Those kids (at least half of the ones you mentioned) deserved it, so when I went back and read that, I just thought that was awesome.

agreed

a boy in 6th grade kicked me in the kidneys, so i kicked him in the balls, shins, gave him multiple bruises, broke his wrist, and gave him a bloody nose.

'twas the best fight ever and it only lasted about 2 mintues.


he got in trouble, i didn't, cause if he had kicked me any harder i would have had internal bleeding, had a fairly small bruise too

me= win

First off, kudos to you for kicking his ass.

Second, how did you post in the exact thread I was reading at the moment?

because im made of super win

I believe it, too

It was just weird. I was reading through page 2, and when I hit page 3 it said I had a message, but I was gonna finish reading to check it, when lo and behold I see you quoting me. I then checked the message and had me a "WTF" moment.

lol that is so awesome.
i am lawling right now...

Yeah, now imagine how I felt when I saw that. But, we established that you are, indeed, made of super win, so it's all good.

 

[Nerdfury]

When I was younger, a bigger guy at school learned I had painful ingrown toenails and started stomping on my feet on the one day I wasn't wearing my steel-toed boots. When I tried to shove him away, he put me in a headlock, so I backhanded him as best as I could and my steel ring caught his face and cut him across the cheekbone. I limped away, but he charged at me, so I stepped out of the way and used his momentum to throw him down a flight of stairs.

No idea of the extent of his injuries, but he was able to climb back up just as the principal walked in and asked what was going on. The guy told him I threw him down the stairs, and the principal looked from little, nerdy me to this big, bulky guy a few times, burst out laughing and put him in a week's detention for lying. After he saw my bloody feet, he increased it to suspension.


Then, a few months ago, I was waiting at a tram stop for my tram home and some drunk guys came past. One of them asked for money for smokes, and when I said no he tried to grab me and rob me. I have this huge, sturdy golf umbrella which I had at the time since it was raining, and hit him full force in the stomach with the handle, then swept his legs from under him to make him fall over. I pinned him down, head over the edge of the platform and leaned down and told him there was a tram coming, and unless he'd like to lose his head, his best option was to run away. He did.

Best part of that story was I was heading home from work, so I was dressed as my usual smart self in a navy blue three-piece suit, long tweed overcoat, tie, black leather gloves and black fedora so I figure I must have looked awesome.

 

[Jamash]

The morale of the story...no matter what age kids are, if they provoke you, beat the shit out of them

So the moral of the story is child abuse?

Do you you also think it's OK to shake babies if they provoke you by crying a lot?

 

[brainfreeze215]

MAYBE a bruise, and probably accidental. I consider myself lucky that I've never really been in a serious violent situation.

 

[Jedoro]

The morale of the story...no matter what age kids are, if they provoke you, beat the shit out of them

So the moral of the story is child abuse?

Do you you also think it's OK to shake babies if they provoke you by crying a lot?

Well, babies don't provoke you, but if some kid hit me in the nuts or something and attempted to keep hitting me, I would backhand 'em and make 'em cry so they couldn't do any more.

 

[SADASS]

Does mental damage count?

I chased a particulay annoying fellow for a while with a whipper snipper/line trimmer whilst laughing. He dropped out of school soon after.

 

[dantom1]

Not a very violent person myself, i prefer to describe what i'd do them rather than actually do it, either that or just ignore them. The worst injury i've intentionally done is when i kicked someone in the face and even than all it did was leave a scratch.

I once intentionally broke my neighbours arm when i was younger, apparently 3 people is too many for a piggy back ride. As if that situaton wasn't bad enough i than laughed at him while he was on the ground moaning because i thought he was faking it, oh and i also managed to get a 2 meter stick stuck in this same guys face (only an inch of it, not the whole two meters).