Whats the worst thing you've seen somebody do on a bus?

[rayen020]

okay drop the fucking gypsy conversation or take it to a different thread or PMs.
because

I now have a reason to badmouth gypsies and the people who badmouth gypsies. this is about funny gross weird and bad shit people have seen on public transportation not whether gypsies are bad people are not.

 

[Woodsey]

I guess the worst thing I have ever seen somebody do on a bus was having sex. Ok he wasnt actually having sex to was just fucking the shit out of the back of a bus seat.

In my defence, I was really horny.

OT: Some woman sat a couple of seats away from me (we were on the back row), and stank the whole fucking bus up. I had to hold my breath in the end - I tried breathing through my mouth, but after one breath it felt like I was sucking up stank spores.

 

[thahat]

Being public transport its easy and cheap to use...
I'm generally quite tolerant about most things even the more... coo coo in the head people

So what im asking is : Whats the most disgusting thing you've seen on public transport?

my answer : seeing somebody with projectile vomiting... lets just say we had to clear the bus

guy on a local buss. defnitly fruity in the head. took a dump on one of the seats seconds before a stop. got out. lady in a leather skirt on the phone is walking in, and cause she is so busy with the damn phone, she just goes and sits in it. after that, i just couldent take it and got out and waited for the next one cause that was just too damn insane for my tastes XD

 

[CRRPGMykael]

Somebody who would just sit there and WOULDN'T do anything publicly wrong.

 

[Alrocsmash]

Ive seen blow jobs. A full on drunken brawl.

This is why I am thankful that I am older and have a real job, as none of this crazy shit happens in taxis. Although I have totally finger banged a girl in a taxi before we retired to my bed, so that may make me a hypocrite.

 

[boyvirgo666]

Gypsies taking really loud and stealing people....

That and singing drunk people.... that were also beeing stolen by the gypsies... yeah in my country gypsies are not a good thing. Sorry if i sounded racist.

Gypsies actually steal people where you are? Crikey! that's pretty hardcore.

They use gypsie magic

 

[MammothBlade]

Not so much about people doing stupid things, as saying them. Well, this old geezer came on the bus and struck up a conversation with anyone next to him. Not the first time he's done it... he ranted about politics, and the local MP, said he had "evidence" against her somehow, on a shitty piece of paper. Someone commented that he stank of alcohol. It turned into a massive argument, and a few people threatened to punch him because his opinions were so damn inflammatory and well, he thought everyone agreed with him. I was giggling behind my magazine at the whole thing.

 

[floobie]

So yeah, mostly mental people or kids that need a thick ear.

That about sums up my experience. It's usually the mental people, though. The worst I've personally seen kids do is moon people out the window or something. But, the mental people can be downright scary/hilarious. Last week, a man enters the train, on which all of the seats are taken.

He immediately walks up to a woman sitting down, and yells at her: "GIVE ME YOUR SEAT *****, I'M DISABLED".

She hesitated for a second, at which point he persists: "FUCKING *****! GIVE ME YOUR SEAT!"

At that point, a guy sitting a few seats down gets up and directs the mental fellow to his former seat. The woman, visibly stunned, looks at the mental guy. He perceives this as an insult, and he starts yelling and ranting for a good minute or two "WHEN A DISABLED PERSON ASKS FOR A SEAT YOU GIVE IT HIM. FUCKING *****! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT!!!"

Beyond having terrible manners and being an all-round fucking dick, this guy wasn't visibly disabled at all. Certainly not physically. He could walk and stand just fine.

I've never been so conflicted. The situation was simultaneously hilarious and infuriating.

 

[Voodoo_Person]

Im suprised at the amount of people that have mentioned people having sex on a bus, I haven't seen anything horrific but one of my old housemates was once sitting on a train home, looked up from her seat to see the bloke sitting opposite her masturbating and staring at her, it was highly amusing to hear her say "some guy fucking wanked at me" when she walked through the front door though

 

[KillKill]

A girl downing a 6 pack of lager while crying to her friend about how she couldn't believe she was pregnant...

 

[snyper101]

There were these drink girls at the back of the bus on night and I overheard one of them say, "I have to pee, i'm going to do it now". Next thing I notice is puddle trickling down the floor of the bus...

 

[zulu.fox]

I remember during a council election a BNP candidate got on the bus, and started sprouting racist bullshit in an attempt to get votes. Then the police came and took him away

 

[spectrenihlus]

Me personally just crazy people yelling at stuff

But (warning NSFW)

Spoiler

Yea that's a lady washing herself on the subway.

 

[Powereaver]

my lil sis used to have people having sex on the bus all the time on her way back from school.... since it was the bus back to the university boarding houses.. and i guess this was the only way uni students could get the time to do it otherwise? but the worst thing ive seen personally is someone pissing all over the back of the bus.. yuck.

 

[nyoe]

While it didn't happen exactly inside the bus it was the most interesting thing to ever happen during a bus ride

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews/Condition-of-woman-hit-by-transit-bus-worsens-122770679.html

 

[Kopikatsu]

honestly, why do they have to have sex on the bus? of all places...

Eh. In my High School, people had sex in the (reaaaaally nasty) bathrooms, under the staircases, on the baseball field, on the dancefloor during prom, etc etc.

Basically, people will have sex anywhere. And they always get caught. Idiots...

 

[funkzillabot]

*I never even heard of anyone be called "a gypsies", let along it being considered racist.

 

[funkzillabot]

I was going to tell the brilliant story of the woman, who said she'd "Slap the living crap out of any of us", if we had something to say about her "profession". That she needed to take care of her son, because "he" (whoever he was) wasn't being a good father. So it was up to her to find the "rich tourist with money". If anyone of riding this bus had a problem with that, we could all shut the hell up or she would come over to each of us and shut us up. Then she took a Poll, "if anyone had a problem speak-up", (no one answered).

Now, I myself, have a big damn mouth, talk a lot of shit, and have an aggressive personality. And FUCK...if I wasn't scared. OK.

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

I am just going to say the stuff that happened the last time i rode a bus. Since my suv had its breaks shot, i couldnt drive to school. So I get on the bus to get to high school and the morning was calm enough that i was able to get over the break issue. But then came the afternoon trip. There was a guy chugging steaksauce and samuel addams pratically leading a drunken song. Two girls hardcore making out. Did i mention the 72 ppl limit was clearly broken. So there was also some freashman whores who apparently needed some. Being eightteen its illegal,(not that i would anyway, i have standards) and they were pratically doing everything but a lap dance. Remember how i said its a highschool bus, well there was a twenty one year old practically humping his seat shouting 'show me yer titties'.(honestly is that a super super super senior?)

 

[ace_of_something]

So what im asking is : Whats the most disgusting thing you've seen on public transport?

I didn't see it exactly but I saw the aftermath:
A shooting happened on a city bus. This was about 9 years ago. The kid died in the doorway. The look on his face... yeah. When we were subduing his murderer (don't worry he got convicted) he shouted how 'he deserved it.'
Maybe not 'disgusting' in the traditional sense but it's what I could think of.