Whats Wrong with Halo?

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EBHughsThe1st

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It's not the game. The game is a good FPS with solid multiplayer and a FPS STory (AKA: Weak by there was effort)
The problem is the multiplayer revolution. The game go t so much critical praise that everyone focuses o multiplayer now instead of a solid single player.
 

GodofDisaster

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I don't own a Xbox, but I have played the game at a friends house, and from the experience I enjoyed the multiplayer aspect, but when he offered me a go on single player.

I played for about an hour, then stopped. I just couldn't get into it.
 

TheRocketeer

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Let's not talk about Halo. Let's talk about grapes.

Does anyone here seriously dislike grapes? I mean, I think it's safe to say that people that really dislike grapes are a small minority, but there probably are just as few people who would go on an Internet forum and post "Hay guiz I am A-#1 fan of all grapes WHO'S WITH ME?!"

But then one day, the supermarket is overrun with people buying grapes. They can't keep grapes on the shelves. Grapes are all people at work will talk about, talking about all different kinds, sizes, and serving methods. There are new grape sodas, I<3grape t-shirts, grape-themed bands forming, and cliques divided by how people like to eat grapes.

Some people only eat green grapes, and they get hated on by the people who only drink grape juice, who are looked down upon by the dudes who consider themselves connoisseurs of grapes and seek out rare or expensive grapes, and all of those groups are in contrast to the competitive grape eaters who see how many they can eat in one sitting or how many they can fit in their mouth at once. There are intense debates on the 'true' way to eat them, whether you should pick them off the stems beforehand or one-by-one as you eat them, or if you should skin them as you eat them or just pop them in.

To everyone caught up in the grape craze, it's a great time to be alive. Maybe you weren't into grapes before, and now you like them. Maybe you did like them, but now you appreciate them in a whole new way. Maybe you've always been a grape fanatic and you can tell everyone you bled Chardonnay before it was cool. The world is all orbs, petals, and nectar, and life rocks for you.

But if you were and still are just 'okay' with grapes, or, God help you, you never liked them and still don't, now you're just going to be sick to death of hearing about it. Having to be at school or work or on the Internet or watching TV or at the mall or the movies and everything is grapes, grapes, grapes, all the time, and you can just never get a break from it. Patience is tested, and wits are strained. Pretty soon, a noticeable gulf forms.

People who are ga-ga for grapes are bewildered by those who fail to see the light, and the uninfected screech vile invective at the deluded. People who earnestly enjoyed grapes before are now nauseated by the sight of them. Grape cultists are confused and angered by the people who don't share their passion, and lash out. Spiteful pariahs begin backing other horses, touting pomegranates or Valencia oranges as the new 'grape-killers.' (It never pans out, though.) People identify each other by their viewpoint, and the culinary world slowly polarizes into two camps with a barren no-mans-land set amid them, each with their hands gripping at the other's throat, the issue at the core all but incidental now to the sour, self-sustaining conflict around them.

Then nothing ever comes of it. After a few years, the age of the grape slowly goes from a boil, to a simmer, to a sweat. Nothing has really changed. Grapes are the same as they were since they were bred. But now there's a stigma with them that'll last for ages. It may well be another whole generation or more before people can just sit and watch the tube with a bowl of grapes or pass them by at the grocery store without instantly hearkening back in their mind to every last shred of pointless bitterness or mindless adulation.

But one day, grapes would just be to us like pepper. No one will have reservations or preconceptions about them anymore than we have about any other dirt-common foodstuff. Die-hards on either side are all but extinct, but you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone of a certain age who wasn't part of it, or at least remembers it. And they'll all look like a bunch of jackasses when 99% of the conclusions reached by their antecedents are 'not bad' and a shrug of the shoulders.
 

Qualko

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Anyone who hates Halo 3 has not played multiplayer with a group of friends. It's so much fun
 

Cody211282

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The only problem I have run into with it are the people who play it on live, so for muliplayer I just stick to lan games with friend
 

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kesslerparadox52 said:
It's overrated. People tend to hate things that are overrated.
MW2, FF7/12/13, WoW, Warcraft 3, Starcraft, Assassins Creed, God of War, and Fallout 3 are all overrated to but it doesn't stop them from being fun games that people still love to play
 

Chechosaurus

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FanofDeath said:
Do you smell that? On the horizon, a shitstorm.
Trailer Park Boys - Love it

OT: I think the problem is that not everyone has the same views one everything. I think it's called an opinion but don't quote me on that
/sarcasm

Fact of the matter is, some people don't like it, some do and some are apathetic. I am in the latter.Played all three and they've all been okay but nothing to get in a tizzy about or not worth creating a thread about when people on the internet don't agree with me.
 

WINDOWCLEAN2

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Its the case of this;

Game is hyped.
Game releases.
People play game.
People get good at game.
People Start to think they are better than game.
People complain about game.
People Hate game.
Other people join bandwagon.
Sequel arrives.
 

Rararaz

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There isn't anything wrong with Halo. The first game was the first to bring a lot of elements together that were previously stand alone features in other games. Too many people were fanatic about it despite it not being as good as these people called this made more people than there should have been hate it based on the fact that other people love it so much. I had fun playing the first game, the second and third not quite as much and the multiplayer was OK but never compared to Counterstrike, Timesplitters or Team Fortress for me. Loads of people need to grow up and accept that some of the Halo games are good games, even if they don't like them but just as many need to grow up and accept that Halo is not the incredible and perfect/near-perfect game they say it is.

On a side note I cannot stand people who tell me that Reach is going to amazing and the best game ever and will the the perfect game. Be excited and hopefull but judge the game objectively when it comes out.
 

Meggiepants

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I really enjoyed the co-op multiplayer campaign in the third one. It was loads of fun to play with three friends instead of just the one.

I didn't really find the story to be particularly compelling but the gameplay was serviceable. Never played the first 2, so I couldn't comment on those.

Isn't it just one of those things that it is popular to hate on though? My sister says she hates Halo and Halo players and to my knowledge she's never played the game. She doesn't even have an Xbox in her apartment. But she's really good at knowing what she's supposed to hate.
 

Venom Kitetsu

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as far as story goes, it's great.
all the Halo games play really. I got out of touch with the multiplayer really quick just because Hal has become such a bug franchise that it's reached out to a very large amount of annoying under aged children.

343 is really screwing it up too, adding in all this spin off content and pointless stories that actually ruin the canon quite a bit. Halo Reach will be the last Halo game I buy. I like the franchise enough to get all the games and put time into them, but the multiplayer gets old and annoying for me.
 

Assassin Xaero

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Darzen said:
this is a legit question.What wrong with Halo?it's fun and sometimes challenging and isn't that what Gaming is about?having fun and beating challenges?Sure it has flaws but all games have flaws.can i get a good logical answer to my first question?
My question has always been "what is so great about it?" For that I've had two answers. One was a load of shit that pretty much just said everything from Quake. The other was that it was the first decent xbox shooter, which I could understand.

I never really noticed anything unique or innovative in it. I didn't find it fun either when I'm going through the same hallways killing the same enemies for an hour or so. Hell, I even grind for hours in FFVII and still couldn't manage to get through that part on Halo. Halo 2 was ok, but it has zero replay value. And what's wrong with it? One word: shields. Empty a clip into someone and point blank, knocks their shield down, they hide behind a rock for a few seconds while you reload and they are back to full health.
 

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What's wrong with Halo has nothing to do with Halo itself, but the problems it has caused unintentionally. Halo made a lot of fanboys over an average game. That average is now the benchmark that everyone strives for when making a console shooter because that is what has been determined to be the minimum game quality for people to buy it. Spending money on innovation is pointless if you can just duplicate Halo and its success.
 

Grey_Focks

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nothing really wrong with them. People seem to think that nothing changes from game to game, but really that's more of a complaint for sequels in general. As much changes in between each Halo game as it does for most other sequels (much more so than some, less than others).

And the escapist has so many Halo haters on it because Yahtzee draws them here, and makes people who have no opinion on the game, or who have never even played it say they hate it just so they can look cool.
 

Comma-Kazie

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Nothing's really wrong with it, it's just old. By comparison of today's market, neither the single-player nor the multiplayer are that great anymore, but back when it was first released it was a HUGE leap in gameplay mechanics.

Or were you referring to the series as a whole? If that's the case, I can sum that answer up in one word: franchising.
 

Woodsey

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Needing a shit and being miles from a toilet can be considered fun(ny) and challenging, doesn't mean I'd particularly want to do it that often - if at all.