That...comment sounds wrong to me. Not the no enemies part. About having no females.Squidwogdog said:
What's your 'Alpha Strike'?
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tl:dr: I'll move according to the situation.
If he's taller then me, I'll go for the hit-and-run. Shorter, then I play the range card. If he tries to go for the killing blow right off the bat, I rush in and kick him in the solar plexus with a good side kick. If he's smart, I'll play defense game until he's open. If he has a weapon, I try to remove it. If he tries an over-reaching strike with a bat or similar blunt object, I close in to spot where, if I get hit, I'm not taking much damage. If he has a knife and he's holding it conventionally(blade extending from the thumb), I wait for the lunge and take control of his arm. If he's holding it slasher's grip, I'll use something that beats his range of his knife (slasher's grip reduces knife range, and most people will rely on the knife if they have one). If he is primarily a grappler, I'm going to to keep the range short. I have terrible balance and overextending would be dangerous. If he primarily uses punches, I'll aim for the legs with a low kick. If he starts with a high kick, I'll sweep. If he starts with a mid-level kick, I'll grab his leg and throw him down. If he starts with a low kick, I'll play defensive until he slips up. If I know he's a better fighter, I'll either a) run away b) fight dirty, like a tiger in a cage (if he does martial arts as a sport) c) hide behind the women (only if a and b aren't good options). I'm very small and very young looking so it's an option, so don't judge me.
If he's taller then me, I'll go for the hit-and-run. Shorter, then I play the range card. If he tries to go for the killing blow right off the bat, I rush in and kick him in the solar plexus with a good side kick. If he's smart, I'll play defense game until he's open. If he has a weapon, I try to remove it. If he tries an over-reaching strike with a bat or similar blunt object, I close in to spot where, if I get hit, I'm not taking much damage. If he has a knife and he's holding it conventionally(blade extending from the thumb), I wait for the lunge and take control of his arm. If he's holding it slasher's grip, I'll use something that beats his range of his knife (slasher's grip reduces knife range, and most people will rely on the knife if they have one). If he is primarily a grappler, I'm going to to keep the range short. I have terrible balance and overextending would be dangerous. If he primarily uses punches, I'll aim for the legs with a low kick. If he starts with a high kick, I'll sweep. If he starts with a mid-level kick, I'll grab his leg and throw him down. If he starts with a low kick, I'll play defensive until he slips up. If I know he's a better fighter, I'll either a) run away b) fight dirty, like a tiger in a cage (if he does martial arts as a sport) c) hide behind the women (only if a and b aren't good options). I'm very small and very young looking so it's an option, so don't judge me.
Nobody would just let the person hit them?
I have been in two fights. Kind of. And I say kind of because I don't know if they qualify as fights.
The first one, a kid sucker-punched me in the stomach, I shook my head and walked away, leaving him to yell after me.
The second one, somebody punched me in the jaw. I laughed, asked him to do it again, and he pulled the "I'm too tough to deal with you right now" act and left.
In my experience, in the fights I've been in or just witnessed, nobody knows how to actually fight. They just shove and play grab-ass. I have only seen one person make a proper fist, and he didn't even throw it. I'm fairly confident that, if it came down to it, I could take several blows and then retaliate adequately if absolutely necessary.
I have been in two fights. Kind of. And I say kind of because I don't know if they qualify as fights.
The first one, a kid sucker-punched me in the stomach, I shook my head and walked away, leaving him to yell after me.
The second one, somebody punched me in the jaw. I laughed, asked him to do it again, and he pulled the "I'm too tough to deal with you right now" act and left.
In my experience, in the fights I've been in or just witnessed, nobody knows how to actually fight. They just shove and play grab-ass. I have only seen one person make a proper fist, and he didn't even throw it. I'm fairly confident that, if it came down to it, I could take several blows and then retaliate adequately if absolutely necessary.
If I don't pull my knife out and wave it at him and see if that changes his mind I think I'd aim to deliver a swift punch to either his gut to wind him or an open palm smack to his throat(saw it in Sherlock Holmes) and if either of those don't put him down for the count(ie long enough for me to taunt and walk away) I get my dukes up and get ready to slug it out
chair to the face. if no chairs are available, i side kick him in the face (black belt FTW...provided i havent gotten THAT rusty...). if i AM that rusty, finger-joint punch to the throat (i dont know whats it actually called; just curl your fingers so the bottom/first joint is still pointing forward. hurts like hell; for both parties involved...). if i dont want to deal with the pain of doing that wrong, which i very likely will do wrong, palm strike to the soon to be broken nose. or im in a bad mood, get violent, quickly grab his throat with my thumb driven into his airway, and just punch him repeatedly with the other hand.
all in all, my goal is to make him wish that there were chairs available.
all in all, my goal is to make him wish that there were chairs available.
I'd wait for him to try and hit me first, then go for a blow while he's vulnerable. Preferably with a large, blunt object, and if possible strike him in the kiwis (or the abdomen if it's a female). =P
There is no fighting dirty. Only fighting.Drakmorg said:
Just kick him in the groin and smash his face with your foot.