Whats your favorite Pick-up line?

[Xanadu84]

do you have a map? i think i just got lost in your eyes
Edit: when you blink, you send shivers up my spine.
officially JUST used that one...

any luck?

it was on a guy.
so yeah, it had the desired effect

That's no fun. For most guys, anything short of actually, physically removing a testicle will work as a pickup line.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

OK, this isn't technically a pick up line, but shut up, it's awesome...

 

[Xanadu84]

GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING VAN!

You win! I could not stop laughing when I read this.

OT: Have a pickup line you can turn around halfway through incase things are going badly.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (Person roles eyes.) "Cause it looks like you landed on your face!"

I got one for you
In a loud Club:
"Do you wanna dance?"
"No, I'm not interested"
"Oh I'm sorry, you misheard me. I said, 'You look fat in those pants'"

 

[PatrioticPineapple]

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
NOW, *****!
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

 

[Torque669]

Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

EDIT: Ninjaed by Radeonx. Damn it.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

"I have some candy in my van..."

 

[MikeOfThunder]

"Hi! Have you met...?"

Lol loving the How i met your mother

 

[G1eet]

"Hi! Have you met...?"

Lol loving the How i met your mother

Ahhh glad someone saw it. I was beginning to think that nobody knows of the legendary Stinson.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Baby im like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder i get
My doctor said to sit down when i pee because im not suppose to lift heavy things
if you were a lazer you would set on stunning
thats all i have
edit:thought of another
i want do some pokemon soon as i get a pikachu

 

[Holy_Handgrenade]

Do you love me!? Don't make me cut myself!

 

[Pegghead]

I heard a good one the other day. "You turn my software into hardware". Being a HIMYM fan I can't resist but saying "Are you hurt *No why?* because I could swear you fell from heaven"

 

[Phyroxis]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time.

 

[Pegghead]

"If you were a Pokemon, I'd catch you first."

I actually used that.

I gotta know...did it work?

 

[olee12343]

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, hi my name is [insert name here].

 

[bob-2000]

"Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, may I?"
"That's a nice shirt, it'd look better on my bedroom floor."
Turn both of your pockets out and say "Kiss the bunny on it's nose."

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"If you were a Pokemon, I'd catch you first."

I actually used that.

I gotta know...did it work?

Sorta. She liked it, but I was already with the girl at the time.

 

[Di22y]

I"m not too great at pokemon, but I want a pikachu!(peek-at-you)

You just reminded me of a great night out I had a few months back with your pokemon referance.

This guy walks up to me in a pub and says 'got some pukkawiff here'. Me pissed up replies 'what the fuck you on about', thinking hes talking about a pokemon or something similar. Things got a bit lairy then suddenly things clicked. He was talking about great cocaine, pukka meaning good and whiff meanink coke. Then I told him I thought he was talking about pokemon, we laughed and I got free drugs all night. Sorted.

My favourite chat up line is something like 'have another drink lager face'.

 

[marcjfarmer]

"Pick a number between 1 and 10."

"7."

"You win! Now take your top off!"

 

[crudus]

"Can I flirt with you?". It's direct, short, and you know exactly what each other is thinking.

take me