Whats your favorite Pick-up line?

[W00ty32]

Hellooo, Ms. Lady...

 

[Cavouku]

Really!? No one's used this yet? Am I going to get ninja'd, or didn't see it?

"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

 

[The Oddfellow]

Pull your pockets out then say "Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears?"

 

[Deacon Cole]

You remind me of a washing machine because I'd like to drop a load in you.

 

[Just_Karol]

The Human Adult has 206 bones in their body, care to have another one?

And of, the course the Futurama Classic:
Are you an angel? Cos you have nice Cans!

N.B: I do not promote the use of chat up lines, anyone can get the person of their dreams. I's a matter of telling the right lies.

 

[skywalkerlion]

I MUST HAV FOUND TEH ARK BCUZ UR ASS IS OTU OF TIHS WROLD
~Mastur Cheef

Excerpt from Arby 'n' The Chief: Conflict, part 1

 

[person427]

Really!? No one's used this yet? Am I going to get ninja'd, or didn't see it?

"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

It has been said.
OP: Use the search bar next time. There was a thread just like this not too long ago.
"19+4, that means I score!"

 

[NattyMichael]

I'm not saying this just to impress you...(pause for effect)...but I'm batman!

 

[kijo98]

GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING VAN!

HA HA HA HA WIN

 

[kijo98]

"Hay baby,are you Jamaican cause Jour making me crazy!"

 

[lasherman]

Really!? No one's used this yet? Am I going to get ninja'd, or didn't see it?

"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

It has been said.
OP: Use the search bar next time. There was a thread just like this not too long ago.
"19+4, that means I score!"

What about "If I told you you had a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"

 

[person427]

Really!? No one's used this yet? Am I going to get ninja'd, or didn't see it?

"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

It has been said.
OP: Use the search bar next time. There was a thread just like this not too long ago.
"19+4, that means I score!"

What about "If I told you you had a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"

Yes, that has been said too.

 

[Cavouku]

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

I prefer Zapp's approach:

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around for me"

"I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

Damn, I completely missed that.

 

[AvsJoe]

I don't use pickup lines, I just ask if I can have this dance. If I really need to use a pickup line in my life, I'll just send the girl a grilled cheese sandwich and a smile. I heard it works every time.

 

[wilted_orchid]

"Hey, are those space pants? 'Cos your ass is out of this world,"

 

[Tri Force95]

I wouldn't use this one ever, but I think its hilarious.

"If you left leg was Hannuka, and your right was Christmas, I'd visit you in-between the holidays."

 

[skywalkerlion]

"Hey, are those space pants? 'Cos your ass is out of this world,"

I have a much more original way of saying that, that I already posted

Even though it's not 'my way', it's actually JonCJG's.

 

[wilted_orchid]

"Hey, are those space pants? 'Cos your ass is out of this world,"

I have a much more original way of saying that, that I already posted

Even though it's not 'my way', it's actually JonCJG's.

At least I used my own.

OP:"I hope you know CPR, 'cos you just took my breath away." Also, "I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list" (Can I point out all three have been tried one me. One worked. I shan't say which.)

 

[Arcane Azmadi]

I pefer one that gets to the important detail first:

"Can I hit on you, or are you already taken?"