What's your favourite Yahtzee quote?
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"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding and you could spend all day defending that, but no one's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN!"
I bring this up in any conversation and everyone laughs no matter how many times they hear it.
I bring this up in any conversation and everyone laughs no matter how many times they hear it.
*Goes about trying to describe Bayonetta's somewhat confusing plot*
"Sometimes I miss the old Pac man storytelling method. Eat pills; avoid ghosts, that's it. ..Though sometimes you can eat ghosts as well if you- *aa-a-aaargh!*"
"Oh wook it's a doggy mash up his wittle face and call him Chips!"
"Personally at this point I'd only consider buying the full version of the Darkness if it came down to budget price. And they threw in another, better game. And some cake. And Belgium."
These are the only ones that spring to mind... but I know there's more. XD
"Sometimes I miss the old Pac man storytelling method. Eat pills; avoid ghosts, that's it. ..Though sometimes you can eat ghosts as well if you- *aa-a-aaargh!*"
"Oh wook it's a doggy mash up his wittle face and call him Chips!"
"Personally at this point I'd only consider buying the full version of the Darkness if it came down to budget price. And they threw in another, better game. And some cake. And Belgium."
These are the only ones that spring to mind... but I know there's more. XD
Gah! I knew I'd mess it up somehow. I'm at work and was kind of speed typing. Didn't have time to do a once-over.Pinstar said:
I shall edit and correct! Thank you for pointing that out.
"...but Yahtzee, you charismatic Stallion..."
"The ponciest ponce to ever ponce past the poncing parlor"
"You can motorbike along the coast for hours admiring the scenery then you ramp off a peasant farmer's hat, drive your bike through someone's living room and reenact the Columbine massacre on a government worker's face."
Everything in his Wolfestein review and everything else he's said.
"The ponciest ponce to ever ponce past the poncing parlor"
"You can motorbike along the coast for hours admiring the scenery then you ramp off a peasant farmer's hat, drive your bike through someone's living room and reenact the Columbine massacre on a government worker's face."
Everything in his Wolfestein review and everything else he's said.
This is a massive Yahtzee-picture-(im having trouble thinking of a clean word for fucking...)
But I'll go with it, because i do get a laugh out of people asking where the good ones are from.
OT:
"Theres a general visibility problem. I mentioned dust earlier and now I'm gonna mention it again. DUST!"
"In short, No. In long, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Ripping his nipples off"
But I'll go with it, because i do get a laugh out of people asking where the good ones are from.
OT:
"Theres a general visibility problem. I mentioned dust earlier and now I'm gonna mention it again. DUST!"
"In short, No. In long, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Ripping his nipples off"
from Guitar Hero 3:
"Overall, it's not quite as fun as tonguing another man's balls." (beat, onscreen characters look at camera) "I mean as it used to be." (beat, onscreen characters continue to stare) "I'm not gay!"
"Overall, it's not quite as fun as tonguing another man's balls." (beat, onscreen characters look at camera) "I mean as it used to be." (beat, onscreen characters continue to stare) "I'm not gay!"
"Bull. Fucking. Shit." As 'What Arbitrary Silliness' shows on screen.
"But I'll tell you the worst part - worst part - worst part - worst part..." *technical difficulties screen* "And whistled for a baboon."
The entire Just Cause 2 review was pretty golden too. "Why? Fucked if I know!"
"It all fits together like furious blood-stained Sticklebricks."
"But I'll tell you the worst part - worst part - worst part - worst part..." *technical difficulties screen* "And whistled for a baboon."
The entire Just Cause 2 review was pretty golden too. "Why? Fucked if I know!"
"It all fits together like furious blood-stained Sticklebricks."
"Between Valkyria Chronicles and Velvet Assassin, what's with these World War II games being developed by the axises forces? What is this, community service?"
- Yahtzee, final line of 'Velvet Assassin'
- Yahtzee, final line of 'Velvet Assassin'