What's your "kill quip"

[maninahat]

"Don't Cry."
"Pow, right in the kisser."
"Boom, ************!"
"BANG!"

I love 'em. Though I'm not too snappy. My coolest kill ever was when, in the Godfather game, I was taking on some rival gangsters in a basement somewhere. One of the NPC gangsters yelled "This guy is crazy!" I retorted (in real life) "Oh, yeah? Would a crazy guy do this?" I then threw a petrol bomb (with perfect comic timing) right into that guy's face, blowing up the entire basement, wall to wall.

EDIT: Oh, I was doing an Arena match once as a scout in TF2. It was me versus two others (an enemy medic and a sniper). Cheeky fucking sniper says to me over the speech thing "Think you're going to cap that point?[/sarcasm]" I nailed that him from behind with the sandman taunt and pitched him over the fucking moon.
"Yes."

 

[guyroxorz]

I don't have a quip per se, i usually just laugh and mutter some form of insults to myself (i dont play with a headset so it seems somewhat unnecessary to yell insults)


"aha.... dickhead" tends to be a favourite, though really you can replace "dickhead" with any short insult and it works nicely e.g. "aha.... bellend"

if i kill someone who has killed me more frequently than i would like i tend to get louder and slightly more vile in what i say

 

[Beardon65]

"Tag, you're it!"
"You have been outsmarted by bullet."
"Soo... how 'bout that respawn HUD?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did that hurt?"
"DID YOU SEE THAT!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! MAN! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
"I believe you just over-dosed on lead."

I'll use those some of the time.

 

[Sun Flash]

BOOM!... Headshot!

[sub]...even if it did take a full clip of an assault rifle.[/sub]

 

[Xero Scythe]

"Thank you for your generous donation."
"Death is inevitable, but largely unimportant."
And since I have a freakin' computer in my head-
"5...4...3...2...1...boom." Some bs trap I planted at the beginning of the match kills him.
or my favorite, an insane, psychomaniac laugh. it's freakin' creepy.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

I spend a few hours on Dead Rising, just killing zombies in different ways & coming up with loads of puns/shit wordplay.

"don't forget your change" *throws till*
"Pipe down" *bludgeon with a pipe*
"It's gun to meet you" *shoots pistol*

 

[DancePuppets]

I've caught myself saying "Down you go", I think that this means that I have officially played too many Bioware games

 

[vector13578]

-"o-ho-ho take that *****!"
-"Ahahaha, dude just got owned!!"
-"That's what you get for being a pansy and using *insert class/weapon here*."

I say the last one a lot, even if the person is using the same class or weapon as me.

 

[Ithera]

Better me than you fascist! erm..no wait.

 

[Tao_Tzu]

I like to whisper "Just call me Daddy," kind of sinisterly into the mic and then strike when my target says "WHAT ?" but only when I've got a really sweet kill lined up. Otherwise my mocking laughter is quip enough.

 

[neilsaccount]

all i say is very quietly and very occasionally is "heh, got him." but for the most part i usually dont have to talk about how awesome that stab to the face was, it speaks for itself

 

[SextusMaximus]

When I used to get first blood: "In war, the first casualty is YOU".

 

[Spacelord]

It's usually something really sarcastic like "oh! oh, dear, that's terrible. Jeez." or "Ooooohhh. I bet that hurts, huh?". Some people have a very low tolerance for shit like that.

 

[MirrorSweep]

"Get embarrassed"

"I think that's a high score"

"Have fun respawning"

"Smile for the killcam"

 

[Bob_F_It]

I don't particularly have one, though I remember shouting "smack!" at a LAN party as I guided a Redeemer to a sniper's head.

 

[archvile93]

"How pathetic." in a smug, callous tone, or sometimes laughter (think Vile for that one).

Also, someimes if I die or lose a match I'll go "no...IMMPOSSIBLE!"

 

[Enigmers]

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome I am"

or, like the Scout says in "Meet the Scout": "Yo, what'sup?"

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Largely depends on who/what it is I'm killing. Typically, "Executed!"

Lately I've been quoting the TF2 classes when I dominate enemies. (Sniper -> Heavy = "I just bagged the world's fattest man!")

 

[The DSM]

Looks like justice.... *take off sunglasses* got served.

YEEEAAAAHHHHH!

 

[Au Naturel.]

Oh wow! It's Christmas!!