What's YOUR online one-Liner?

[WOPR]

Okay here's the situation!

Your friends all got a brand new game and are all playing it online

They heard you got it too and ask you to join in

What they DON'T know is that you beta tested the game and you turn out to be absolute GOD at it!

You join knowing you're going to own them all and that you'll all have a good laugh after you explain why you're so good

What's your one-liner when you join in knowing full well you're unstoppable and you want to strike fear into them?

 

[Dango]

"I'm like Australia in a game of Risk; you'll never see me coming..."

 

[Nickthequick]

"Yes, I'm just that great"

 

[WOPR]

"It's time to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum...
...and I'm all out of gum."

 

[Mr.Pandah]

"So THATS what A does! Weird..."

 

[ShadowKatt]

Ha, finally. Yeah, I got one. Any time I'm in a competetive game that has violence to some degree, mine is:

"DIE WHEN I KILL YOU!!!

...which then makes everyone go "...what?" and then I kill them when they're dumbfounded.

 

[WOPR]

"The noobs are now diamonds!..."

Oddly enough I came up with a really good one-liner earlier today, now if I could just remember it...

Let me know when you do

I'm guessing you saw my 1-liner (was playing WAAAY too much Duke Nukem 3D)

but my personal one would have to be...

"You ask for death... HERE I AM!"

 

[Tonythion]

"Did I just kill you? Niiiiice."

I usually hold this for those annoying screaming players that say they will own me because I have a low rank. It's not very smart, or catchy but it pisses the hell out of people when you say it smugly.

 

[Ashcrexl]

Oh sorry, I wasn't paying attention cuz House was on. What happened here?

 

[Bobster]

Stay dead when I kill you!

 

[lambsheep]

"love your sisters not their freinds. Love your freinds not their sisters.

 

[jamradar]

"Wow you guy's suck big horse gonad".

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

"Huzzah!"

 

[JJMUG]

Tony Danza

That is it just me saying Tony Danza.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Well I geuss this just proves that war, war never changes (and that lifes a *****)

 

[Skorpyo]

"Now what? Now what? You gonna cry? Go ahead, rage quit."

They often do. It's quite useful at ridding a server of bad people.

 

[pyrosaw]

I say good day sir.

 

[Dango]

"The noobs are now diamonds!..."

Oddly enough I came up with a really good one-liner earlier today, now if I could just remember it...

Let me know when you do

Remembered it:

"I'm like Australia in a game of Risk; you'll never see me coming."

Although it's really only funny if you've ever played the bored game Risk.