What's YOUR online one-Liner?

[gamefreakbsp]

DEMACIA!!!!!

 

[rb26dett]

well, just like in real life when I do something nasty - "Another day, another good deed done"

 

[Beastialman]

When ever I do something fantastic I yell "ALL DAY" in a douchy manner.

 

[TokenRupee]

Well I usually like to end a dominating win with "Someone must've hit the Staples button cause that was easy!"

 

[Danish rage]

write with me or i will kick my dog! to the ladies

Assmunch! to the boys

 

[Palademon]

I think I just accidently on your face.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

You insult me by living in my presence. I'll be quick to rectify the situation.

 

[CCountZero]

"If you say Plz because it's shorter than Please, then I will say No because it's shorter than Yes"

 

[Loggymonster]

I like to go the "sagely wisdom" and "pork em while their down" combination:

"Lets be honest, you're a woman in an online chat room looking for a guy. From that I know you're desperate and not good enough to even slum in a bar. I'm the best chance you've got."

 

[Fooz]

ME: hey, hey, hey, hey
Friend/Enemy: WHAT!?
ME: owned.

 

[CheesusCrust]

"I see fragged people"
"I'll teabag you till you turn British"
"I know I'm awesome, but that doesn't mean you don't suck"

 

[k-ossuburb]

"In Russia the birds they no go "caw, ca-caw" they go "CAW, CA-CAW!" They grab horse, THEY RIDE! They hide under carpet and you have to step on them with iron shoe."

Okay... it's not that, I wish I had more time to say that though. In actuality it's:

"Suck spongy rectum, vagbags!"

 

[BENZOOKA]

"I guess I should have completed the tutorial first, but nah, I'm a fast learner"

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

"Still in a dream, Snake Eaters!"
Or
"War... War never changes..."

 

[Iron_will]

Nothing. I would say absolutely nothing. I can't really make up a good one-liner.

 

[Subzerowings]

Spoiler: Kind of rude, but I only use it when people are being dicks on their mics.

"You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna to fuck it."
-Brandon St. Randy, Zack and Miri make a porno

 

[Gincairn]

I usually just go with an evil laugh, or (in a strange accent for some reason) "You Sir, may suck Mah Nuggets!"

 

[Restoshamankk]

"u mad"

 

[VonBrewskie]

(After every masterful, back-flipping, soul-stealing, faith-bedoubting headshot) "Popcorn suckah ducks!"