What's YOUR online one-Liner?

[VonBrewskie]

I usually just go with an evil laugh, or (in a strange accent for some reason) "You Sir, may suck Mah Nuggets!"

Ha! Classic Shakespeare line. Like when Puck nut-shotted Oberon in "A Midsummer Night's Dream", then ran up a tree and began plinking acorns of Oberon's noggin saying "BOOYAH CHUCKLENUTS!" after every one.

 

[Klepa]

This happened to me in the best game it can happen in. Team Fortress 2. It takes a few hours to even understand how all the classes work, and I'd been playing for two years, against people who were on their maiden voyage.

It was ridiculous. My opponents kept getting lost in the payload maps, engineers didn't know how to build, spies didn't know how to disguise, medics couldn't heal, and soldiers kept killing themselves with rocket jumps.

I figured the best thing to say, after killing them all in one sticky explosion, was just "I've played since launch." It pretty much summed it up, no amount of gloating would compare. It's like showing your 100 meter dash olympic gold medal to the neighbor's kid, who wants to race you to the shop.

 

[Thespian]

Looks like you
*equip sunglasses*
Just got owned

And before anyone can argue about how generic saying "you got owned" is;
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

I'm Saxton Hale.

Done, end of story.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

"O'Doyle Rules"

(Cookie For Reference)

 

[TilMorrow]

I like to use this in RTSes:
"You see what I did there? Yea thats right. TANK SSMMMMAAASSSHHHH BITCHES!"

Another useful one:
"Don't worry. I heal like Jesus"

And:
*pulls gun from holster* "Gentlemen."

 

[Vigus92]

Suck my barrel!

This calls for a victory dance! *jumps up and down*

Did I hit? (said after killing an enemy by emptying an entire clip into him)

Hey everyone! There is brainmatter on the floor, make sure not to step in it! (Said after killing someone with a headshot)

 

[Jackalb]

"Oh by the way, your mother's pregnant. Don't ask how I know"

 

[Sir Prize]

Well here's the best ones:

"The dumb never die!"-mainly used in Left 4 Dead...and Halp ODST, after lauching myself into an enemy via Gravity Hammer, don't ask, and got out alive.

"If it's carrying a weapon, it can be killed." - Mainly out of general game logic.

"We've been ninjed!"- I mistook the words 'we've been injured' for this at one point.

"...I didn't shoot the red car."- L4D.

 

[Fidelias]

I usually blabber some random stuff, like:
"I will EAT YOU ALL!!!"
or
"Your soul just got DEEPFRIED!!!"

Of course, I suck at multiplayer, so usually I just yell "FEAR ME!!!" and immediately get shot in the face.

 

[teh_Canape]

"O'Doyle Rules"

(Cookie For Reference)

billy madison

as for mine

remember me? no? well, now you do

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass."

 

[WOPR]

"The noobs are now diamonds!..."

Oddly enough I came up with a really good one-liner earlier today, now if I could just remember it...

Let me know when you do

Remembered it:

"I'm like Australia in a game of Risk; you'll never see me coming."

Although it's really only funny if you've ever played the bored game Risk.

Oh please... Australia is like the anti-Spanish Inquisition. Everyone expects them!

I don't like to limit myself to a single cheeky one-liner. Especially when I'm so good at making them up on the fly.

Hard to really capture the flavor of it in a text-based forum. But if you ever see me in my element, you'll get the idea.

lol I have played risk
I always take north America because it's easy to control and defend and gives decent units, then I pool everyone into Australia until BAM world domination

 

[WOPR]

just a list I have and have used...

"THE TREES ARE ALIVE!"

"~You've no where to HIDE! no where to RUN! your base will BURN LIKE THE HEART OF THE SUN!~"

"You ask for death... HERE I AM!"

"It's time to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum."

"ah-ahem... gentlemen?"

"Just lie down and surrender!"

"Guns don't kill people... I DO!"

"Guess who it is?"

"I make dead people..."

"BRINGING THE PAIN! ...AND THE PIZZA IN 30 MINUTES OR IT'S FREE!"

 

[WOPR]

"You called down the thunder!"

Yes, I stole it from the Starcraft ghost. It was my favorite unit."Now deal with it."

Yay references.

IIIIIIII see what you did there

I just hope you in in SC1 it's "You called down the thunder..." "...now meet the whirlwind"
(I'll admit I like the SC2 one better... you should look at my list, you'll get it)

 

[WOPR]

Alternatively, I use, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Then I wait.

Always a fun one to use. Especially if you're sniping, as everyone stops moving for a second.
"What?"
Headshots become insanely easy to pick up in their multitudes at that point.

"Head go 'splode!"

And if I die:
"But I was using that face/lung/spine!" (dependant on hit area)

If you die from a headshot yell as loud as you can
"MY SPLEEN!"

 

[debramster123]

i would say: good afternoon. no matter what time it is..
yezz that should strike fear into them, harr harr harr

 

[RanD00M]

''After this guys, it'll be that's what she said''.

I don't get it.

Ot: I sometimes say "I'm Rick James, *****!" when I dominate or get a revenge on someone in DoD.