When did you last laugh out loud during a game? (at a point when you're meant to)

[Strong Intelligent]

Timesplitters Future Perfect.

"So, uh, you get dental?"

"I only wanted to be looooved..."

 

[Name Not Found]

I can't believe no ones mentioned Grim Fandango yet! Sure, its old but it has some of the funniest and quotable dialogue!

Examples: "Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost."

Manuel Calavera: I think we should team up - be partners.
Domino Hurley: Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me.
Manuel Calavera: Oh, come on... I've seen your wife

Manuel Calavera: Did you kill much when you were alive?
Mercedes Colomar: Very little.
Manuel Calavera: Never killed anybody.
Mercedes Colomar: I have to confess... I never killed anybody.
Manuel Calavera: Not even a teensy bit of killing?
Mercedes Colomar: MAYBE I JUST WASN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH.

Manny sees a bottle of Scotch in Domino's office]
Manuel Calavera: He doesn't even HIDE his booze in a file cabinet. What kind of salesman is he?

Manuel Calavera: [annoyed] GONDOLAS? I KNEW we should have checked this side of the mountain before we walked up.


And many,many others.

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

I honestly can't remember, aww i'm sad now

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Fable II where Reaver says "We can escape via my rear passage!"

That...was just...classic.

 

[rohit9891]

I had a lot of funny moments while playing sam and max season one.

 

[ghostsprite9]

House of the dead overkill baby, one of the funniest games i have played in a long time.

 

[ix_tab]

The end credits of Jade Empire are freaking golden. I play through the game again and again and then I make everyone shut up just to hear the awesome dialogue at the end.

 

[yeah_so_no]

Final Fantasy 7 (I'm playing it for the first time, OK?) There's a point at in front of the Honeybee, after the infamous "put Cloud in a dress" thing and before the Plate falls, where the three guys outside of the Honeybee rag Cloud for his "hobbies" and then one of them hauls up and kisses him. I about died laughing and made the guy kiss Cloud about three times.

 

[Loki B]

insistent clicking on units in any blizzard game.

Warcraft 2
Troll: "Say hello to my little friend"

The tips section of the same game: "Never pet a burning dog"

Starcraft

[Raynor has been sent to rendezvous with Kerrigan, a beautiful psychic]
Lt. Sarah Kerrigan: Captain Raynor, I've finished scouting out the area, and... you pig!
Jim Raynor: What! I haven't even said anything to you yet.
Lt. Sarah Kerrigan: Yeah, but you were thinking it.
Jim Raynor: Oh, yeah! you're a telepath.
[referring to the mission]
Jim Raynor: Look, Lets just get on with this, ok?
.......................

Marine: Permission to speak freely, sir? I'm not sure you know what you're doing.

Dropship pilot: In the event of a water landing, YOU may be used as a flotation device

 

[Cowabungaa]

Plenty of moments obviously, the last one I can remember is while playing Psychonauts, playing the Milkman Conspiracy level. "Look at those woman's breasts. They are big." Those agents were hilarious.

 

[Biek]

Icewind Dale: When I made my fighter the party leader:

*sarcastic tone* "Oh, when all else fails put the dwarf in front!"

 

[Overlord_Dave]

The entirety of WarioWare Smooth Moves.

I find it consistently hilarious for no good reason.

 

[ben---neb]

The Still Alive song at the end of Portal during the credits...pure comedic gold on every level.

 

[Jade Rotaski]

Francis: "I hate Zombies"
Bill: "You hate everythign Francis!
Francis "Not I dont...I like Venice"

Lol I dunno why but it makes me laugh XD that and

"Im gonna blow you head across four counties ya Wanker" Gotta love the Sniper from TF2!

 

[CtrlZee]

Lost Odyssey. Pretty much any time Jansen opened his mouth.

I hear dat. He was a fairly useless character, but I always kept him in my party, due to my little mancrush. Lololol.

 

[CtrlZee]

Stalin vs Martians, and every second thing about it. Such a terrible game, though.

Options menu:

Do you like cats? Yes/No.

The option did absolutely nothing, but was there to make the players /wtf

Edit: If anyone played a game quite a while ago called Hogs of War, then they'll know what I mean when I say that it was one of the most hillariously pun-riddled games of all time. It was basically Worms 3D before they went 3D, not a great game, but still good fun.

 

[ben---neb]

I really think that's there a market out there for a really well done RPG parody of gaming. Granted its been done before but not for a while. May I nominate Yahtzee to voice the bad guys, he could make sarcastic comments about how rubbish you are everytime you die.

 

[SteveDave]

"Your mother sucks dwarf cock!" from The Witcher.