When Lemons Give You Life, Patent That Sh@%!
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Your redundant statement does not further the Greater Good. You will be sent to rehabilitation until you are deemed fit for society. Thank you for choosing the Tau Empire.Shurikens and Lightning said:
When life gives you lemons, put them in your pants, because if you complain about free lemons, you have no balls.
When life gives you lemons, rip them in half and shove them in your eyes. YOU ARE A MAN NOW!
When there's a closet in your skeleton, you got a spacial paradox.
If a man may die and nations can rise and fall, how can ideas remain when no one's around to think them?
When there's a closet in your skeleton, you got a spacial paradox.
If a man may die and nations can rise and fall, how can ideas remain when no one's around to think them?
"I can resist anything except temptation"? Because if it's a quote from the hero of the revolution, you get half an internet.TheYellowCellPhone said:
"Give a man a fish, and he'll stop bethering you for a day, teach a man to fish and the smell he brings in will bother you till you move towns"
When life gives you lemons, read all the comments and realise that the title of one of the two threads in discussion is Lemon specific and the other (this one) is just about different takes on any quotes, not lemons specifically.Radelaide said:
OT: When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemy.
I've always liked "Almost only really counts in horseshoes, hand-grenades, and thermonuclear explosions."MattZero said:
Then there's "He's not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox", "You're about two bricks shy of a combination platter", and "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw the squeezed-out lemon halves at people who won't buy your lemonade!"
"Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Which is a very hard word to rhyme
And makes me happy that on February the 14th we don't traditionally have to give each other oranges."
Neil Gaiman. I love that man.
Violets are purple,
Which is a very hard word to rhyme
And makes me happy that on February the 14th we don't traditionally have to give each other oranges."
Neil Gaiman. I love that man.
Yeah among my friends it goes... Close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades...and nuclear strikes, carpet bombing, poisoning the water supply, setting fire to everything and sowing salt into the ground when you leave.lilmisspotatoes said:
It has a lot more meaning to it but only to us and didn't think that was appropriate so I made up a new one.
When life gives you lemons, ask for oranges instead.
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
Nothing worth doing is THAT difficult.
Dont jugde someone until you walk a mile in their shoes, if you still dont like them on the bright side your at least 1 mile away and have their shoes.
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
Nothing worth doing is THAT difficult.
Dont jugde someone until you walk a mile in their shoes, if you still dont like them on the bright side your at least 1 mile away and have their shoes.
We don't just throw it out all the time. Only when someone comes close and fails in something really important. It more or less means "You can be precise or you can overkill, you did neither thus you failed."lilmisspotatoes said:
The only time I've ever said it was to my best friend from high school when I survived him cutting my brakes in a fight over a girl we both liked.