I'd toss it on international waters but seeing as I'm landlocked the best solution is probably to toss it in a graveyard in the next county.
Wait? That wasn't a coat hanger? That explains why my jacket smells now...hmm.kebab4you said:Well hiding things in plain sight i hear is always good, so I guess leave it next to my door.
Nope. If there are then you can very easily avoid them.lee1287 said:Ohh. Yummy. Doesnt america have like checkpoints between states too avoid that?
I was going to say chop up the body into pieces and spread them out all over, but cremation sounds a lot better. No mess.The Jakeinator said:Cremation.
Throw the ashes into the air in respect...or the trash.
I'm getting that feeling too o0.dogstile said:Sounds like someone needs ideas because they made a mistake.
Just dig down, really really far down.
Burning flesh has kind of a distinct smell, if you did it anywhere but a very very remote place, or in like a crematorium... yeah. You'd probably get caught.lee1287 said:Alot of people burn the bodies. I'm pretty sure you'd get caught.
Those are illegal because they're unconstitutional.lee1287 said:Ohh. Yummy. Doesnt america have like checkpoints between states too avoid that?
Why not just toss it down a sink/toilet? Just go to a Jimmy John's or a McDonalds anywhere and into the bathroom.Bigfootmech said:I'm getting that feeling too o0.dogstile said:Sounds like someone needs ideas because they made a mistake.
Just dig down, really really far down.
Burning flesh has kind of a distinct smell, if you did it anywhere but a very very remote place, or in like a crematorium... yeah. You'd probably get caught.lee1287 said:Alot of people burn the bodies. I'm pretty sure you'd get caught.
I say liquidize the body, put it in a backpack of some sort - then go on a cruise (the longer it is, the more opportunity you have to dump said liquid overboard). Then again I could just be over-complicating things.
Liquidising you say?Bigfootmech said:I'm getting that feeling too o0.dogstile said:Sounds like someone needs ideas because they made a mistake.
Just dig down, really really far down.
Burning flesh has kind of a distinct smell, if you did it anywhere but a very very remote place, or in like a crematorium... yeah. You'd probably get caught.lee1287 said:Alot of people burn the bodies. I'm pretty sure you'd get caught.
I say liquidize the body, put it in a backpack of some sort - then go on a cruise (the longer it is, the more opportunity you have to dump said liquid overboard). Then again I could just be over-complicating things.