Where would you hide a body?

[himemiya1650]

I'd toss it on international waters but seeing as I'm landlocked the best solution is probably to toss it in a graveyard in the next county.

 

[Dexiro]

Space! Noone will find it up there.

 

[lee1287]

Alot of these schemes rely on not one person spotting you. The world isnt blind like the Cu*t ref of the England match.

 

[Jedamethis]

Skin it, then just dig a hole.

How on earth are you going to find prints on a skinned body?

 

[swolf]

Well hiding things in plain sight i hear is always good, so I guess leave it next to my door.

Wait? That wasn't a coat hanger? That explains why my jacket smells now...hmm.

 

[Wordslinger]

Right on the boundary line between Native American and government territory. That way they'd fight over jurisdictional rights while I get out of the country.

 

[crudus]

a wood chipper is a good place. Then turn the wood chipper into a dense cube of metal.

Ohh. Yummy. Doesnt america have like checkpoints between states too avoid that?

Nope. If there are then you can very easily avoid them.

 

[lee1287]

Why would you fight over a dead body?

 

[infinity_turtles]

Wait until' two minutes before the train goes by my apartment at night, check to see if anyone's outside, then lay it on the tracks with the death wound laying on the rail.

 

[lee1287]

the train tracks quote. I'm pretty sure i've heard that idea before. CSI could figure that out =]

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

In the last place anyone would look: The police station. I'd just give it a hat, a cup of coffee, and maybe a box of donuts and just sit him up in the nearest empty chair with like fifty rearview mirror pine tree things in his clothes.

 

[The Night Shade]

In a river or a swamp

 

[evilartist]

Cremation.

Throw the ashes into the air in respect...or the trash.

I was going to say chop up the body into pieces and spread them out all over, but cremation sounds a lot better. No mess.

 

[Deadpool062]

Space. Enough said.

 

[Kaymish]

i live by the sea and i have a boat at a private jetty so into the sea

or since i own a construction company its just a matter of keeping it until we are drilling piles and dump it down the hole before the piledriver gets to work and the space is filled with concrete they are up to 10 m deep sometimes

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Sounds like someone needs ideas because they made a mistake.

Just dig down, really really far down.

I'm getting that feeling too o0.

Alot of people burn the bodies. I'm pretty sure you'd get caught.

Burning flesh has kind of a distinct smell, if you did it anywhere but a very very remote place, or in like a crematorium... yeah. You'd probably get caught.


I say liquidize the body, put it in a backpack of some sort - then go on a cruise (the longer it is, the more opportunity you have to dump said liquid overboard). Then again I could just be over-complicating things.

 

[firedfns13]

Ohh. Yummy. Doesnt america have like checkpoints between states too avoid that?

Those are illegal because they're unconstitutional.

I'd hide the body by putting it in a bag with cement and disposing it in a quarry thats filled with green water.

I've lifeguarded there and it's impossible to see anything deeper than 3 inches, so a body at 30 feet would be hidden.


Plus its like 2 hours away from my house on the highway.

 

[firedfns13]

Sounds like someone needs ideas because they made a mistake.

Just dig down, really really far down.

I'm getting that feeling too o0.

Alot of people burn the bodies. I'm pretty sure you'd get caught.

Burning flesh has kind of a distinct smell, if you did it anywhere but a very very remote place, or in like a crematorium... yeah. You'd probably get caught.


I say liquidize the body, put it in a backpack of some sort - then go on a cruise (the longer it is, the more opportunity you have to dump said liquid overboard). Then again I could just be over-complicating things.

Why not just toss it down a sink/toilet? Just go to a Jimmy John's or a McDonalds anywhere and into the bathroom.

 

[Dogstile]

Sounds like someone needs ideas because they made a mistake.

Just dig down, really really far down.

I'm getting that feeling too o0.

Alot of people burn the bodies. I'm pretty sure you'd get caught.

Burning flesh has kind of a distinct smell, if you did it anywhere but a very very remote place, or in like a crematorium... yeah. You'd probably get caught.


I say liquidize the body, put it in a backpack of some sort - then go on a cruise (the longer it is, the more opportunity you have to dump said liquid overboard). Then again I could just be over-complicating things.

Liquidising you say?

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