Where would you hide a body?
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I know people that own and operate earth-moving equipment, and I'm an industrial roofer. I have access to propane, torches, and asphalt.
I'd have no trouble hiding bodies.
I'd have no trouble hiding bodies.
Its The Telltale Heart, by Edgar Ellen Poe.xAnarchysAngelx said:
He "hears" the mans heart beating under his floorboards and goes crazy
Wait until late at night, then bury it in an allotment. Obviously I'd have my own patch, of course, else somone else could accidentally dig it up. The thing is, an allotment has plenty of freshly dug dirt anyway, it wouldn't exactly be suspicious for a good while, right?
Otherwise, my own back garden, because who's really going to dig around there until long after I've left the place for good?
Otherwise, my own back garden, because who's really going to dig around there until long after I've left the place for good?
Gash out the main arteries in the inner thighs, then leave it in a bathtub lined with bleach and stuff (to hide the smell) to let the blood drain out. Then take a while to cut it up into smaller pieces before going out on different nights, to bury the pieces in very separate places.
I'd have to keep the bathroom sealed up pretty well to keep the stink in, and vent it each night around 3-5am, when it's least likely to be noticed.
It's always good to have a plan for these things...
I'd have to keep the bathroom sealed up pretty well to keep the stink in, and vent it each night around 3-5am, when it's least likely to be noticed.
It's always good to have a plan for these things...
Graves are generally dug the night before the funeral, so I'd find one of these, dig a few feet deeper, and stick said corpse there. Come the next day, the body that was actualy intended to be put there is buried. Easy peasy...
Cut up the corpse with a hacksaw in my bathtub
bludgeon skull to make identifying the body impossible
put limbs and head in garbage bag
throw limbs in a shallow grave out in the woods
dump torso in river
with those steps i'm on my way to successfully getting away with murder
bludgeon skull to make identifying the body impossible
put limbs and head in garbage bag
throw limbs in a shallow grave out in the woods
dump torso in river
with those steps i'm on my way to successfully getting away with murder
As long as i didnt shoot the guy id probably throw him into one of the big tree log crushers at my last workplace. People that have fallen into that thing come out the other side as a paste. It would be impossible to identify or tell how he was killed. A paper factory is full body disposal systems.
I read a story similar to that with the exception of the woman killing her husband with a frozen lamb leg.GrinningManiac said:
Regardless, that was pretty crazy and a bit ironic as well.
Either that or aqua regia.SirDeadly said:
OT: Probably dump it off shore in a place where the Gulf Stream would carry it away.