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Calibanbutcher

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thesilentman said:
Dark Souls says hi with Anor Londo. Fight two or more Giant Guardians. YOU WILL LOSE BADLY. They're worse than the Capra Demon...
I found them to be pretty easy tbh.
But I remember the first time I reached Ornstein and Smough.
Dear Lord, what they did to me....
 

Sigmund Av Volsung

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trty00 said:
OniaPL said:
I'd like to know where my god is when my opponent in Blood Bowl

-first does a one die block knocking me down (50% chance)
-Dodges (50% chance)
-Picks up the ball (66% chance)
-Passes the ball (50% chance)
-Catches the ball (66% chance)
-Goes for it (about 85% chance)

All in a row, in a single turn to score a touchdown.
Fuck that game.
Nuffle cares not for your petty squabble.
I wish there was a button in the game that warps in Blood Ravens and allows you to watch them massacre the rules.

I'm shit at BloodBowl even on easy difficulty, I screw up too much because I don't really bother with stats, and I don't know all the modifiers, cause the rule book is big enough to collapse into a black hole.

The worst part is when a half-ling takes down a Troll(Orc teams big guy, its either that or an ogre)
 

Sigmund Av Volsung

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trty00 said:
Akichi Daikashima said:
trty00 said:
OniaPL said:
I'd like to know where my god is when my opponent in Blood Bowl

-first does a one die block knocking me down (50% chance)
-Dodges (50% chance)
-Picks up the ball (66% chance)
-Passes the ball (50% chance)
-Catches the ball (66% chance)
-Goes for it (about 85% chance)

All in a row, in a single turn to score a touchdown.
Fuck that game.
Nuffle cares not for your petty squabble.
I wish there was a button in the game that warps in Blood Ravens and allows you to watch them massacre the rules.

I'm shit at BloodBowl even on easy difficulty, I screw up too much because I don't really bother with stats, and I don't know all the modifiers, cause the rule book is big enough to collapse into a black hole.

The worst part is when a half-ling takes down a Troll(Orc teams big guy, its either that or an ogre)

Wait... you've actually seen a halfling take down a troll? SHENANIGANS, I SAY!
Only happened once, but was emasculating enough that I was nearly forced to forfeit my right to a scrotum.

Also I can't find a team that's right for me, the closest I ever got were the Norse, but once I started the second tournament, they were absolutely obliterated and my team was incomplete(i.e. not even 11 players were present)

As a sidenote, I am talking about the PC game.
 

WendelI

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league of legends, when ever you are waiting to recall back to town with low health and the enemy karthus strats channeling requiem (its a move that hits everyone on the map for quite a chunk of your health) and you have nothing available to stop it from killing you.
 

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Akichi Daikashima said:
trty00 said:
Akichi Daikashima said:
trty00 said:
OniaPL said:
I'd like to know where my god is when my opponent in Blood Bowl

-first does a one die block knocking me down (50% chance)
-Dodges (50% chance)
-Picks up the ball (66% chance)
-Passes the ball (50% chance)
-Catches the ball (66% chance)
-Goes for it (about 85% chance)

All in a row, in a single turn to score a touchdown.
Fuck that game.
Nuffle cares not for your petty squabble.
I wish there was a button in the game that warps in Blood Ravens and allows you to watch them massacre the rules.

I'm shit at BloodBowl even on easy difficulty, I screw up too much because I don't really bother with stats, and I don't know all the modifiers, cause the rule book is big enough to collapse into a black hole.

The worst part is when a half-ling takes down a Troll(Orc teams big guy, its either that or an ogre)

Wait... you've actually seen a halfling take down a troll? SHENANIGANS, I SAY!
Only happened once, but was emasculating enough that I was nearly forced to forfeit my right to a scrotum.

Also I can't find a team that's right for me, the closest I ever got were the Norse, but once I started the second tournament, they were absolutely obliterated and my team was incomplete(i.e. not even 11 players were present)

As a sidenote, I am talking about the PC game.
I've played it tabletop and the computer game, and when the dice go against you it is the single most frustrating thing I have ever done. The worst is when its going badly, but you get your turn and work out a strategy to turn it around, and then your catcher fumbles picking up the ball. ffffuuuu!
 
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VanQQisH said:
Every time I get "backstabbed" in the face by a Spy while I have full ubercharge after my entire team manages to miss him while he wanders straight through them in TF2 I always think that I must have done something to anger God. Valve really needs to fix the face stab bug.
That's not a bug, it's the milliseconds of delay between players and servers. Valve can't "fix" it without removing backstabs entirely.

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Playing mount and blade, concerning myself in western Europe, SUDDENLY MONGOLS! They took all of poland, russia and hungary, where moving in to take the holy Roman empire and myself. God damn mongols.
 

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Lieju said:
Anathrax said:
What's that? I don't get it.
Back in 2006, a glitch happened in runescape where some people would do something and gain the ability to kill other players(And get their equipped and current inventory items) without the other players being able to fight back. The player who exploited this glitch the most, Durial321, gained about 2 billion coins worth of loot from.(2 billion is a buttload in runescape(Where is it not a buttload) back then, not sure about now.) The quote was a friend of mine who introduced me to the game. It was basically a WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW SUCKAS moment for Durial one would imagine.

Edit: Anyways, check out the chat. The silver crown near the player names means that that player is a player mod(users that have been chosen for their... something.).
 

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In Empire: Total War when you're a Protestant nation and your opponent is a Catholic nation and you just happen to have a full army of rank three experienced soldiers up against an army of militias. Austria and Poland never thinks it's funny.....
lechat said:
And because you have a Tenjho Tenge avatar, a friend request is sent.
 

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Anathrax said:


"There always comes a time where one person does something that is so stunning you can't help but respect it, no matter how evil it is. This guy who spends money and time on a browser MMO, that is not known to the general runescape playerbase, managed to summon fear and thrust it inside countless players, including mods and Jagex, for the loss of virtual coins and loot. This guy... This guy is an evil legend."

-Brego117
Who dat with green part hat? I use to play RS till EoC
 

Harlemura

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Whenever my friend activates Level 3 X-Factor as any character with a beam super in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. Akuma's chip damage. The horror.
Also with Felicia. There's just no blocking something that fast.
 

Jubbert

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Playing War Thunder.

I was coming in to land on the airfield in a bomber, but at the same time an enemy fighter was already on the ground there and began firing at me. Even though he was parked, he was at the perfect angle to light me up with his machineguns. Instead of continuing to land, I rammed the throttle forwards, angled upwards, and dropped my bombs - All sixteen of them - Right on the guy's head.
 

The White Hunter

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At the other end of the "where is your god now!?" spectrum:

The time in Battlefield Bad Company 2, where I found out that the MP 412 REX has an identical ballistic pattern to the M24 with Magnum Rounds, the result was a 615 marksman shot on Arica Harbour.

Magnificent.

When I've been on the receiving end of it?

Bloody Palace in DMC3. The angel things, 4 of those, and 4 of the first boss fight dude, all at once, no items or DT, 2 blocks of health.

Yep.