trty00 said:
Akichi Daikashima said:
trty00 said:
OniaPL said:
I'd like to know where my god is when my opponent in Blood Bowl
-first does a one die block knocking me down (50% chance)
-Dodges (50% chance)
-Picks up the ball (66% chance)
-Passes the ball (50% chance)
-Catches the ball (66% chance)
-Goes for it (about 85% chance)
All in a row, in a single turn to score a touchdown.
Fuck that game.
Nuffle cares not for your petty squabble.
I wish there was a button in the game that warps in Blood Ravens and allows you to watch them massacre the rules.
I'm shit at BloodBowl even on easy difficulty, I screw up too much because I don't really bother with stats, and I don't know all the modifiers, cause the rule book is big enough to collapse into a black hole.
The worst part is when a half-ling takes down a Troll(Orc teams big guy, its either that or an ogre)
Wait... you've actually seen a halfling take down a troll? SHENANIGANS, I SAY!
Only happened once, but was emasculating enough that I was nearly forced to forfeit my right to a scrotum.
Also I can't find a team that's right for me, the closest I ever got were the Norse, but once I started the second tournament, they were absolutely obliterated and my team was incomplete(i.e. not even 11 players were present)
As a sidenote, I am talking about the PC game.