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El Poncho

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Echer123 said:
Cougars are sneaky bastards.

You know which game I'm talking about.

HINT: It begins with 'Red Dead'.
CUNTS KILLED MY HORSE!
 

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Canid117 said:
The Real Sandman said:
So on my first play through of Fallout 3, I was roaming the wastes and I had a crap ton items to sell and was in dire need of stimpaks. I look on to see a nearby bombed town called "Old Olney".

"Oh goody! There surely must be a shop around here."

-_-'

I was so wrong.

Yes Old Olney is not a place for the injured or the faint of heart...
I dunno, once you get the dart gun (I got it in the first two hours of play time) Old Olney becomes an exercise in hilarity. Deathclaws just aren't that scary when you can Dart Gun them once then run around them in circles beating the shit out of them with your bare hands
 

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Canid117 said:
The Real Sandman said:
So on my first play through of Fallout 3, I was roaming the wastes and I had a crap ton items to sell and was in dire need of stimpaks. I look on to see a nearby bombed town called "Old Olney".

"Oh goody! There surely must be a shop around here."

-_-'

I was so wrong.

Yes Old Olney is not a place for the injured or the faint of heart...


Echer123 said:
Cougars are sneaky bastards.

You know which game I'm talking about.

HINT: It begins with 'Red Dead'.
Bears can be surprisingly sneaky if you are not actively looking for them.
11 BEARS AT ONCE my rage was physically measurable
but
OT: Batman:AA
SUDDENLY BANE EVERYWHERE!
 

PurpleLeafRave

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Playing Red Dead Redemption, I was in tall trees when I was attacked by 3 bears and a number of boars.
Needless to say, I shat myself and ran to the nearest safehouse. (something post)
When I got there, I was like "phew, I'm safe." Until the bear charged, I auto aimed a lawmen by accident, and got shot AND mauled in the face.
 

Captain Pirate

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Far Cry 2, I shot up about ten guys, didn't have time to heal myself before I saw another car with two guys coming along, so I ran and hid in a building.
One of the guys I'd "killed" then proceded, while lying half dead, to shoot a conveniantly placed explosive barrel, killing me instantly.
 

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Anyone who has played ArmA 2 can tell you LOADS of stories like this.

I was playing the notorious 'Badlands' mission, and I was charged with the task of capturing the town of Novy Sobor. Upon leading my men into the town, a firefight of monumental proportions erupted. There were several enemy APCs (Vodnik, BTR-90, and something else) moving in on the town and there seemed to be numerous Russian troops and Chedaki partisans flooding the streets.

The battle lasted for almost 40 minutes as my squad and I hunkered down in one of the eastern defense points bordering Stary Sobor.

When the shooting stopped, I stood up to see what was going on. All of the enemy APCs had been dispatched by RPG fire, and bodies littered the streets. My sniper gave the message, "All clear!" over the radio, so I ordered my men to get to their feet and return to formation so we could march out of town (having lost about 2/3 of them), regroup in our camp, and re-arm to capture the next town to the southwest. I moved through the town with my small Marine detachment to round up the rest of the guerilla fighters under my command when all of a sudden I dropped dead.

Apparently, a single Russian soldier had survived the battle (hiding somewhere), and he had managed to get off a single shot to the side of my head before my machine gunner managed to mow him down.

The worst part is that I was playing on Expert difficulty. You are only allowed one user defined save per mission, you must use iron sights on all weapons, and I had turned on the 'Super AI' as well.

I have to do it all over again, and I have yet to get past that fucking town!
 

Evilsanta

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UnusualStranger said:
Gigaguy64 said:
WHY THE HELL DID HE HIT!?
...And it just so happens to occur at the very time when their HP is EXACTLY the amount of damage they can do at the time.

What really pisses me off is when they somehow manage to hit TWICE!
They really did something wrong with that thing sometimes. I mean, 25% chance means 1/4, meaning that hitting 3 times in a row is absolutely uncanny. HOW!?! What the hell!
Ah..fire emblem..How i loved it..Which ones are you referring to? Ive got Fire Emblem And Fire Emblem: The sacred stones on the GBA lyign around here...
 

Evilsanta

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I hade plenty of these moments atleast in TF2. You take out a whole team and as you cap the point you get backstabbed by a spy.
 

Zayren

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Every single minute in Bad Company 2.

Alright, defended the M-Com station! Knife to the head.
Alright, that was a nice headshot! GOL shot to the head.
Alright, brought down the building! 12 teamkills and no enemy kills.
Alright, shot down the Blackhawk! Bradley shot in the grill.
 

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The Real Sandman said:
So on my first play through of Fallout 3, I was roaming the wastes and I had a crap ton items to sell and was in dire need of stimpaks. I look on to see a nearby bombed town called "Old Olney".

"Oh goody! There surely must be a shop around here."

-_-'

I was so wrong.
I'm sure those deathclaws were SLASHING prices eh? :p I know it was horrible. But I remember in Hitman:blood money where I was on the christmas party level and I was seducted into a room of death. It kind of relates to the topic I suppose.