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Fidelias

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I too have to go with Fire Emblem.

There was this one time... So it was my opponents move, I had cleared out almost all of his units, all except for 3. Easy enemies. It was his last move with his last character before it would become my turn and my time for EPIC PWNAGE. He moves his sniper forward aiming at Hawkeye. I notice that he can hit hawkeye twice, but even if he did hit him twice, Hawkeye would still be alive. There was a 3 percent chance to hit, and a 1 percent chance for a critical hit. And guess what? He criticaled TWO TIMES IN A ROW!!!! HE KILLED HAWKEYE!!! AND I HAD TO SPEND THE NEXT HOUR DOING THE LEVEL ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!

But I did love that game, even though it seemed to hate me...
And Hector was a god.
 

arbiter592

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The Real Sandman said:
So on my first play through of Fallout 3, I was roaming the wastes and I had a crap ton items to sell and was in dire need of stimpaks. I look on to see a nearby bombed town called "Old Olney".

"Oh goody! There surely must be a shop around here."

-_-'

I was so wrong.
Same thing, except I went to the town with fire ants. Guess how that went.
 

Gigaguy64

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UnusualStranger said:
Urgh76 said:
That...would piss me off.

I would not pick up that game for weeks if that happened. I would not.

Gigaguy64 said:
Not if you are willing to sell a couple elixers. I always seemed to have a lot of those.

Karla?.....OK, I'm starting to suspect we are talking about different games.

Hectors Skill always seemed lacking to me. I always had to raise it with items for me to be satisfied.
I could never get enough Elixers, and the few i did i saved them for the last fight.

Im talking about Fire Emblem on the GBA, the one with Lyn, Eliwood, and Lyn.
this is the Bartre im referring too [http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Bartre]

I did use a few talismans on Hector but, id also give him Afa's Drops so that helped too.
 

EinTheCorgi

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Resident evil 5 chainsaw guy.Ohh thank god hes dead no ammo left he gets up "hmm whats that humming?" turns around...woops lost me head.
 

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I was playing, um.. can't remember, but that Spec-ops mission in MW2 where you have to get that intel then escape from the airplane graveyard. ON VETERAN. God ,that was so hard, so we die 80 times and finally get the intel and think we're safe, then out of nowhere this guy pops out of cover behind a barrel and sprays us all. AHHH! Many things were broken that day...
 

Shru1kan

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Cheveyo said:
Happens all the time in TF2.
I hop into the fray, lay waste to my enemies, often in groups of 3 or so. I then round a corner and take a random crit rocket to the face.
Or I clear a point of enemies, I'm the only person left alive and I've got less than 20 HP. I walk towards a health pack and get shot once by a level 1 sentry.
Or I do that point clearing, walk towards a health pack and get hit by a train I was too busy to see coming.
Or when playing as medic, tag along with a heavy and deploy an uber. Only to have a couple pyros air blast you apart and kill the heavy...


Or when I'm capturing a point, and its just me and another scout. Nobody else is around. I look at the capture progress and it says I'm being blocked by an enemy... Yeah, I turned around to get a revolver to the face from the DAMN SPY!
 

maddawg IAJI

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Half-life 2 episode 2.

Remember that level where you need to kill the chopper by throwing the bombs it drops back at it? Well..I did that. The problem was that as I watched the chopper explode into many small pieces (And also yelling "HA! Take that you son of a *****") I failed to notice the small bomb still beeping next to me.
 

UnusualStranger

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EinTheCorgi said:
Resident evil 5 chainsaw guy.Ohh thank god hes dead no ammo left he gets up "hmm whats that humming?" turns around...woops lost me head.
.....I got nothing to add, since chainsaw dude just pisses me off. When he lays down, I expect him to die. And he gets back up. Where the hell do I run now?!?!

Darth_Dude said:
I know the mission. I can imagine the scene after getting so close and failing there.

I might have had to actually kill someone.

Gigaguy64 said:
Uh huh...
Yeah, the same Bartre....Was worried there for a bit.

I had a thieving problem in that game though. I always took my thief, and always stole whenever I could.

Afa's tears likely made Hector into a god. I know Lyn was a damned monster. There was no escape....and usually a critical.
 

tmujir955

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Echer123 said:
Cougars are sneaky bastards.

You know which game I'm talking about.

HINT: It begins with 'Red Dead'.
Red Dead Revolver?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dead_Revolver
 

Internet Kraken

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Playing a combat Engineer in Team Fortress 2 causes me to experience moments like this all the time. I'll sneak up behind the opponent, and blow away anyone who might see me with the shotgun. I then begin to put up the sentry. At this point I have to spend 5 seconds hitting it with my wrench to get it up quickly. During this time I am completley exposed. But, it's okay, since most of the enemies are dead! I'm sure I'm safe for now.

*Scout comes out of nowhere and shoots me in the face with the FaN*

Happens way to fucking much, and there isn't a damn thing I can do about it either. The Engineer update needs to come out soon.
 

ImSkeletor

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There Were A freakin legion of Raiders. I was low level and used a hunting rifle. I lost almost all of my health. I killed the last one then walked around looting them feeling pretty good then *BOOM* Missle Launcher holding raider blows my legs off.
 

UnusualStranger

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maddawg IAJI said:
I always look before I start laughing. Mostly because of a very similar experience to that.
"I WIN! I WIN!"
*Boom*
"DAMMIT!"

ImSkeletor said:
There Were A freakin legion of Raiders. I was low level and used a hunting rifle. I lost almost all of my health. I killed the last one then walked around looting them feeling pretty good then *BOOM* Missle Launcher holding raider blows my legs off.
Guess you missed one?

However, I believe we can all agree random rockets suck, no matter what time it is.
 

Gigaguy64

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UnusualStranger said:
EinTheCorgi said:
Resident evil 5 chainsaw guy.Ohh thank god hes dead no ammo left he gets up "hmm whats that humming?" turns around...woops lost me head.
.....I got nothing to add, since chainsaw dude just pisses me off. When he lays down, I expect him to die. And he gets back up. Where the hell do I run now?!?!

Darth_Dude said:
I know the mission. I can imagine the scene after getting so close and failing there.

I might have had to actually kill someone.

Gigaguy64 said:
Uh huh...
Yeah, the same Bartre....Was worried there for a bit.

I had a thieving problem in that game though. I always took my thief, and always stole whenever I could.

Afa's tears likely made Hector into a god. I know Lyn was a damned monster. There was no escape....and usually a critical.
Hahahahahaha!
That would have been weird.

Id forget to steal...though i always did make Matthew a Assassin....so.....awesome....

And a 5% boost to all stat growths.....hell yes.
Lyn wasn't Human!
The first time i played the game i really liked her but i wasn't expecting much because she was a prologue character....after i got here again...i was eating my words.
And the Sol Katti makes her almost unbeatable, if only she could have gotten that weapon earlier in the Game.

My Canas would also be a beast by the end of the game.
And he was the coolest looking unit as well.
Druids and Dark Druids FTW.
 

UnusualStranger

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Gigaguy64 said:
Yeah, it would have been kind of weird. Happy it wasn't.

Yeah, Sol Katti made Lyn have I think usually a 56 chance for a critical on just about everything except for the very last boss. And always hit twice. And never missed.

Assassin=Instant death to anything. I don't think Matthew had anything on Jaffar though. That man was evil...In a good way.

Canas was never really all that great for me...I'm not sure why. He just always seemed to be really bad. Really slow, really bad skill. All he usually had going for him was being a summoner, or being able to hit really hard.
 

Aitruis

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GTA 4. Finished taking down a crapload of russians. I must have redone that fight six or seven times. Anyway, I'm running up to the last dude in the building, and he throws a grenade over a half-wall, and Niko does that retarded halfspin-standing-there-changing-directions thing while you're screaming at him to *get his pasty ass moving*. On a grenade.