Which franchise did Hollywood ruin more? Twilight or Eragon?

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Beowulf DW

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Definitely Eragon.

That's the only one I read, and the story was butchered in that movie. And that's putting it mildly.
 

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HardRockSamurai said:
Both Twilight and Eragon had humble beginnings as charming, well written, and fairly successful fantasy novels. Unfortunately, they also have another thing in common; their movie adaptations were both shit. They both clipped numerous scenes from the book, hired pale-white pretty boys to play the lead, and overall, left the viewers with a feeling close to having shit kicked out of you by a Russian dominatrix.

But which do you think was worse? The Eragon movie? Or the Twilight movie?

Keep in one thing in mind: the only winners here are the people who didn't see the movie.
Eragon. While the book was in itself a shameless rip-off of both Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, it was done well enough and genuinely entertaining at times. hesitant thumbs up.

The movie was absolutely atrocious. I'm not sure how it in any way comes even close to the book, and every aspect of the production sucked right down to the costume design.

The only respectable actor in that movie was Jeremy Irons, and only because he was the only person whose british accent was real.
 

Thyunda

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As a franchise, I'd say Twilight was ruined more. Although my opinion isn't really valid, given that I considered suicide around four pages into the first book, and I'd never read Eragon.
The only reason for this is Twilight is now going to be approached with nothing short of a barge pole with a poisoned tip. I mean, the Eragon film may have been terrible compared to the books, but it didn't generate any outright hatred toward the franchise and fandom, right?

Twilight, as we all know, is a different story. It went from a terribly written book, to a crappily made film, and now everybody hates it, aside from those die-hard fangirls. And now I don't ever want to hear about Twilight again.

Note:- Apologies if you're indifferent toward Twilight, or even went as far as to like it, without becoming a fangirl. Or a fanboy. Well, I've not met many fanboys...
 

pantsoffdanceoff

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Eragon were terrible books, they were predictable, anything remotely interesting was copypasta'd almost directly from lord of the rings. Its a plagiarized composition of dragon stories that was only famous because the writer happened to be young.

Twilight was original , shitty, but original.. alright somewhat original.

I now await your flaming because I happen to have a different opinion than you.
 

Cody211282

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I read the first 2 Eragon books and most the way though the 3rd, over the books i grew to hate the fucking crybaby and realized the only good character in the damn thing was his cousin, and they even made him semi-retarded, not to mention the can see from a mile away plot twist and the plot twist in the next book that makes the other plot twist in the first book nothing. I think i gave up reading when he decided to dedicate an entire chapter to someone putting on armor, i mean what the hell?

Oh and twilight sucks so much after my girlfriend and mom read it i told them the entire story after they gave me the basic concept.

http://media.www.ecollegetimes.com/media/storage/paper991/news/2009/02/19/Top10s/Top-10.Reasons.twilight.Sucks-3635704.shtml and read that article to see why twilight sucks.

http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/16/twilight-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way/
 

Zivlok

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The thing is, both franchises soiled themselves before Hollywood got at 'em. Twilight wasn't that good (putting it nicely) to begin with, and then the whole thing went completely off the rails in Breaking Dawn. Eragon was predictable, but enjoyable, Eldest was a bit heavy handed and the details of the plot could be weird, but it was a definite page turner (Roran = awesome), and Brisingr was just embarrassing.

I'd say the Eragon movie was worse than the Twilight one, though, in terms of adaptation, because some things in the Twilight movie were actually better than the book (for example, Bella finds out that Edward's a vampire relatively quickly, not after 300 fricking pages of melodrama). And the baseball scene actually explained why they could only play in thunderstorms - it was a bit of an odd non-sequiter in the book.

Also, Twilight was more successful, both monetarily and critically (which isn't saying much), and in terms of a franchise's "health", it's probably helped it along - they're already making the next movie, and I think signed for the third, and it's raising awareness of the series. The Eragon movie? Not so much.
 

ohgodalex

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Neither book series had anything that could be destroyed. Eragon was Star Wars with dragons and Twilight was any novel with Fabio on the cover with vampires.
 

Sporky111

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I never read Twilight, but I did watch it for the advantage of knowing the movie I was slandering so often. But I did read Eragon, and watched the movie. It was like having a loved one die, I literally had a really empty feeling for a day or two after watching it.

That being said, Eragon had it worse, because at least you can laugh at the failure of Twilight. Eragon was just sad.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Twilight. Honestly, I have never seen an Eragon hating thread on these forums, yet Twilight is hated here, as most of the comments on this thread point out.
 

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I would have to say eragon, as I have both read the book and watched the movie.
My opinion cannot be counted apon though, as I have neither seen nor read twilight, and have no intention of doing so as the concept offends me.

The dead stay dead, any other path will not end well.
 

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Cody211282 said:
I read the first 2 Eragon books and most the way though the 3rd, over the books i grew to hate the fucking crybaby and realized the only good character in the damn thing was his cousin, and they even made him semi-retarded, not to mention the can see from a mile away plot twist and the plot twist in the next book that makes the other plot twist in the first book nothing. I think i gave up reading when he decided to dedicate an entire chapter to someone putting on armor, i mean what the hell?

Oh and twilight sucks so much after my girlfriend and mom read it i told them the entire story after they gave me the basic concept.

http://media.www.ecollegetimes.com/media/storage/paper991/news/2009/02/19/Top10s/Top-10.Reasons.twilight.Sucks-3635704.shtml and read that article to see why twilight sucks.

http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/16/twilight-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way/
This. For great justice.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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Fenixhart said:
Oh he did far worse than that.

My friend would go on rampant tirades on just how many things Paloni stitched together or outright copied. I can't recall any off-hand but the list was rather impressive...

..oh, and he also apparetnly can't use adjectives to save his life. "Raven Billows" and "Beguiling Drums," seriously?
i find drums very beguiling, thank you.

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HT_Black

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Bah. Eragon. Any and all reasons I can think of are listed above. With the possible expception of the fact that I find whatever-the-hell-his name is to be insufferable (you know, that annoying half-fritish fella who played the lead).
 

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GrinningManiac said:
I like to think Twilight screenplay was written by people just like us, who had gone under cover years ago when the book was released, slowly gaining control of whatever script was under wraps for the film adaptation, taking it over at the last second and making it as bad as it could possibly be so as to ward off people with hope of redemption.

God bless those unsung heroes "salute"
They obviously failed because there's another movie coming.