Which game character you want as your bodyguard?

[Jedoro]

Well, if New Vegas is any indication, I'd take Boon. I mean all I do now is walk around the wasteland looting headless corpses ! And that is just his default hunting rifle, I'm a bit afraid to give him that .50cal I bought.
So yeah, he's awesome.

I gave him This Machine and .308 JSP's. Deathclaws die very quickly.

OT: Pre-infestation Kerrigan. A hot psychic commando? Hell. Yes.

screw that, i would take post-infested kerrigan. you get kerrigan with all of her powers plus you get the might of the swarm at you back. you could ride an ultralisk everywhere!

Well since I don't need the swarm at my back, I'd definitely prefer the eye candy.

 

[Hman121]

HK-47, the way he is cold to everyone and calls humans "meatbags" pleases me...

 

[Vakz]

Agreeing with above post. A bodyguard who always keeps me entertained > all else.

 

[ckel8330]

I would have to say Kratos. He has a track record of kicking ass but id be worried that if the shit hit the fan he might pick me up and use me as a weapon :/

 

[KarumaK]

Etna.

I figure that should cover damn near everything.

Everything, except a large majority of her body.

What you did there... I see it... and I LOVE IT!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Etna.

I figure that should cover damn near everything.

Everything, except a large majority of her body.

What you did there... I see it... and I LOVE IT!

I'll be here all week.

 

[Billska]

I AM VIKTOR REZNOV, AND I WILL HAVE YOU PROTECTED!

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Legion from Mass Effect 2. Height of Geth intelligence + Widow anti-material sniper rifle = best bodyguard ever.

 

[KarumaK]

Etna.

I figure that should cover damn near everything.

Everything, except a large majority of her body.

What you did there... I see it... and I LOVE IT!

I'll be here all week.

Ladies and gents RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIEL!

 

[captaincabbage]

Raiden from MGS 4.
How could you not? He's a bad-arse, robot, cyber, ninja killing machine!

 

[Death God]

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED ALMA?

She would fuck shit up!

She would but you'd have to put up with her doing her weird... ghosty crap all the time and that'd be damn annoying.

OT: A big, old Pyramid Head. Come on, he can't hurt me so why not have him. Even if someone was foolish enough to not be scared of it, they would be dead long before they reached me.

Nah. I can cope...as long as she doesn't do that shit to me. But Pyramid Head would be a good choice too, or Gordan Freeman. Because I wouldn't have to talk, we would just have this awesome silent understanding.

Exactly. Gotta stick those silent guys. Makes life so much easier.

 

[Porecomesis]

I'm tempted to choose Vyse from 'Skies of Arcadia' but I don't think he'd appreciate being taken away from his two best friends, so I'll leave him alone.

I'll choose JC Denton because he's as multi-purpose as a bodyguard can get.

 

[Angerwing]

I'm going with Ezio here as well. Apart from being a badass assassin/fighter, and having the eagle vision, he's still a relatively attractive Italian parkour expert. He would be a chick magnet.

 

[Nouw]

For the sake of awesome I would probably have a lot of fun with Deadpool.

One of my options. He can't die and would take the assassin as a joke so you can't really lose.

Spoiler: Classic Bodyguard who you do not fuck with!

Or any Space Marine from any Warhammer 40,000 game. Or a Predator. Or an Alien. I could go on forever...

 

[havass]

Altair. C'mon, he's perfect. He's not just a Master Assassin, he was the master of the entire fucking order in his time. And remember you lose sync whenever he takes a hit? Yeah..that means he has never ever gotten hurt in battle.
Plus, to quote his ancestor: "It takes one Assassin to kill another, it seems."

Also, no wisecracks to put up with. This guy is focused.

 

[Blubberburg]

The Player Character from saints row 2 with at least one of the guys accents (since its kind of unfair with the whole he can be customised thing ill just go with the default dude you see in the loading screens) he can throw people with ease, can fly planes and drive high speed pursuits while shooting people, can withstand a beating and thankfully can revive his teammates no matter how fucked up they get (like whats the point of having Kratos look after you if a pussy sniper assassin caps you from miles away?)

 

[Waaghpowa]

Solid Snake, because everyone will think your pet walking box is harmless....

 

[La Barata]

I'd say Cloud, but we all know what happened last time... Probably Samus, I think. She's hot, and she FUCKS. SHIT. UP.

 

[Sidnoea]

How about Rayquaza? It's a freaking DRAGON.