Which game character you want as your bodyguard?
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id go for samus too, well, if it werent for my girlfriend taking issues with characters with zero-suits *grin* in my room.La Barata said:
so i'd probably go for cohen the barbarian ( from discworld (yes technicly cheating but there have been discworld games )
For me it's a tie between Urdnot Wrex and 47, the protagonist from the Hitman series.
Wrex because he's not only a Krogan, natural warriors, but a bloody powerful biotic too,
and 47 for looking so awesome even while killing someone with his suit and shaved head
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Wrex because he's not only a Krogan, natural warriors, but a bloody powerful biotic too,
and 47 for looking so awesome even while killing someone with his suit and shaved head
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Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect 2.
She's ruthless... Human looking... And well hot. So yeah a plus all the way around.
She's ruthless... Human looking... And well hot. So yeah a plus all the way around.
I've got a few things:
1. Solid Snake. Kills tanks with hand grenades, camouflage suit... Plus some awesome stealth skills and combat abilities.
2. Raiden from MGS4 or Ninja from MGS1. I guess Ninja, since he blocks bullets with his sword.
3. Ezio/Altair, but I haven't played the games.
4. Big Daddy or Big Sister, but I haven't played the games.
5. Gordon Freeman. Everyone forgets the Tau Cannon from HL1... ^_^
6. Doomguy, since he KILLED HELL!
7. Necron Lord, except he'd kill me. It's in the job description.
8. Sarah/Infected Kerrigan. Psychic ninja or Psychic warlord.
9. Any Chaos God from Warhammer, although I don't think they appear directly.
10. Alex Mercer. I think he's technically indestructible. But he'd probably kill me by mistake. Seriously, I've seen him kill civilians just by walking down the street.
11. Cole MacGrath (Good), since he'd just electrocute everyone, and revive me if I was shot.
12. Cyberdemon/Spiderdemon from Doom. Consider yourself pwned.
13. Gandalf, in Return of the King game. At level 20.
14. The Swarm from Resistance 2. How many people take 3 industrial sized nuclear reactors with them on an assassination?
15. A Bug from Starship Troopers (it had a game). Just for scare factor.
I'd finally go for Ninja, Cole or The Swarm. Swarm for silly, Ninja for ninja, Cole for generic bodyguarding skills.
1. Solid Snake. Kills tanks with hand grenades, camouflage suit... Plus some awesome stealth skills and combat abilities.
2. Raiden from MGS4 or Ninja from MGS1. I guess Ninja, since he blocks bullets with his sword.
3. Ezio/Altair, but I haven't played the games.
4. Big Daddy or Big Sister, but I haven't played the games.
5. Gordon Freeman. Everyone forgets the Tau Cannon from HL1... ^_^
6. Doomguy, since he KILLED HELL!
7. Necron Lord, except he'd kill me. It's in the job description.
8. Sarah/Infected Kerrigan. Psychic ninja or Psychic warlord.
9. Any Chaos God from Warhammer, although I don't think they appear directly.
10. Alex Mercer. I think he's technically indestructible. But he'd probably kill me by mistake. Seriously, I've seen him kill civilians just by walking down the street.
11. Cole MacGrath (Good), since he'd just electrocute everyone, and revive me if I was shot.
12. Cyberdemon/Spiderdemon from Doom. Consider yourself pwned.
13. Gandalf, in Return of the King game. At level 20.
14. The Swarm from Resistance 2. How many people take 3 industrial sized nuclear reactors with them on an assassination?
15. A Bug from Starship Troopers (it had a game). Just for scare factor.
I'd finally go for Ninja, Cole or The Swarm. Swarm for silly, Ninja for ninja, Cole for generic bodyguarding skills.
Yeah, but if I remember correctly, ditto can's really change its size. And I want a dragon. not some pinkish snot that can only say one word. in a really loud, high-pitched voice. If it had to be a pokemon I'd pick mew. can change into every pokemon as well. But no, I don't really want a pokemon. I want a genuine dragon.thahat said:
Anything like these will do:
But I guess the dragons from the Eragon universe apply for the best position in my demands. They just can't change in size.
Zeratul from Starcraft, just Zeratul...with his epic-lines and blade man....not to mention he can also be permanently invisible - the ultimate assassin/bodyguard. Although I would be freaked out if he still watches over me in the shower...0_0;
Kratos... But i guess he would not be a very good one since he would kill me when is energy gets low.
Or Cthulhu, wanna see some try to fuck with me when Cthulhu got my back.
Or Cthulhu, wanna see some try to fuck with me when Cthulhu got my back.
Either alex mercer(after all then all I'd have too do would be point and shout fetch)
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Any of the 20 primarchs I'm not fussy which although probally not angron bit to killy probally horus pre-hersey or Sanginus
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Any of the 20 primarchs I'm not fussy which although probally not angron bit to killy probally horus pre-hersey or Sanginus
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I say: possibly kratos, altho he's more likely to murder me than save me...and by the the third game he wont even feel bad about it anymore....
I say: possibly kratos, altho he's more likely to murder me than save me...and by the the third game he wont even feel bad about it anymore....
Raiden for sure. Nothing can exactly compare with the sheer unadultruated awesome that comes from the words, "Cyborg Ninja." Although if I had Raiden on my side, the battle would in all likelyhood never actually happen. Here's how I imagine it would go at the shadowy cabal HQ.
Shadowy cabal member 1: "Alright, we need to take out radioactive lemur, what's his security detail?"
Shadowy cabal member 2: "Security detail is named Raiden, he's a cyborg ninja"
Shadowy cabal member 1: "Cyborg ... ninja?! How the hell do those things go together?"
Shadowy cabal member 2: "He once took out an entire team of elite mercenaries with only a sword"
Shadowy cabal member 1: "Cyborg ... ninja?!"
Shadowy cabal member 2: "Both his arms were cut off at the time, and he held the sword using one of his feet." "Oh, and his arms have since been reattached"
Shadowy cabal member 1: "Fuck this"
Shadowy cabal member 2: "Yeah, if this goes through I am rage-quitting the cabal"
Shadowy cabal member 1: "Alright, we need to take out radioactive lemur, what's his security detail?"
Shadowy cabal member 2: "Security detail is named Raiden, he's a cyborg ninja"
Shadowy cabal member 1: "Cyborg ... ninja?! How the hell do those things go together?"
Shadowy cabal member 2: "He once took out an entire team of elite mercenaries with only a sword"
Shadowy cabal member 1: "Cyborg ... ninja?!"
Shadowy cabal member 2: "Both his arms were cut off at the time, and he held the sword using one of his feet." "Oh, and his arms have since been reattached"
Shadowy cabal member 1: "Fuck this"
Shadowy cabal member 2: "Yeah, if this goes through I am rage-quitting the cabal"
Well either the Tf2 Spy, i mean i could get in ANYwhere, stand outside a hip club, He turns in to Brad pit and get me in, or Like.. Jessica Alba.. Or Samus, i mean.. Come on She has kick ass weapons And a killer body what more can you bloody ask for ;P
Or the Cyborg Ninja as many others have said, but not the pussy Raiden.. Come on if you want a Cyborg Ninja You pick The Original.. Gray Fox.
Now to completly rip of Lemur and explain how i would think that battle would go.
Random Soldier 1: Ok Our mission is to Kill This Monkey king..
Random Soldier 2: Sure, What are we up against?
Random Soldier 1: The King and A Cy--Garfh! *Random Soldier 1 Get's Sliced in two by the invicible Frikin Cyborg Ninja*
So to put it simple, i would pick Gray Fox becouse he is a Cyborg Ninja.. And he can go mother F***ign invicible.
Or the Cyborg Ninja as many others have said, but not the pussy Raiden.. Come on if you want a Cyborg Ninja You pick The Original.. Gray Fox.
Now to completly rip of Lemur and explain how i would think that battle would go.
Random Soldier 1: Ok Our mission is to Kill This Monkey king..
Random Soldier 2: Sure, What are we up against?
Random Soldier 1: The King and A Cy--Garfh! *Random Soldier 1 Get's Sliced in two by the invicible Frikin Cyborg Ninja*
So to put it simple, i would pick Gray Fox becouse he is a Cyborg Ninja.. And he can go mother F***ign invicible.
