Which game character you want as your bodyguard?

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Ultimate Gohan, he's been in videogames and quite frankly KAMEHAMEHA!!!

 

[Jesus Phish]

Insane mode Carmine from Gears of War 2. Dude just wouldnt die until he was scripted to.

 

[Suicideking]

Superman

 

[Goombuster]

Sean devlin. He can drink all he wants and still shoot a bullet between your eyes. AND he's pretty crafty in the subtle art of blowing stuff up.

 

[Onchei]

My bodygaurd will be me.

In all seriousness? Gordon Freeman. He never talks and kills everything with his crowbar.

Good plan. The security officers and scientists who latched onto him in the first game had *really* good survival rates, as I recall.

My choice would be Urdnot Wrex. He could take more bullets for me than Shepard. Also, he's way more fun at parties.

 

[Sephychu]

Liara T'soni, perhaps. Pleasant, and intelligent conversation. She also kicks ass.

 

[Joe Deadman]

I would have to go with the only character I know who would always fearlessly stand by my side, deflect even the most deadly enemy attacks and give me boosts to get to higher places without question.
They also only have a single weakness.

Spoiler

The weakness? The Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator of course!

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Fawkes from Fallout 3. He's a supermutant, with a laser Gatling gun, and he's fucking invincible!

Seriously. I don't know if it's a bug in the game's code, but as far as I can figure, the only thing that can kill this dude is a weapon which shoots 8 mininukes at once.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

I would get freaked out if someone followed me all day, so probably some kind of robot. Sergeant RL3 from FO3 would do. He has a flamethrower and a plasma-rifle. Should scare off most things.

 

[Edavies696]

ezio (assassins creed 2)

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Ezio Auditore. For 3 reasons.
1: He has that eagle vision. Any hostile people would be red.
2: He's a good fighter, and imagine if he got modern weapons.
3: He's master of the Assassins, so there's a whole group of bodygaurds right there. And once again, they all are good fighters, and imagine if they had modern weapons.

I'm honestly surprised it took 26 posts for Ezio to come up. He was the first guy that came to my mind when i read the title. although let me add
4:Has epic fashion sense.
5:Call me a racist stereotyper, but I expect him to be able to make'a Hell of a'pizza!
6:And he's not a cardboard cutout like so many other game characters.
7:He Seems like a genuinely funny/nice guy.

 

[Grufflenark]

Heavy, hes got a huge minigun, hes huge, and hes russian, perfect.

If not him then Gordon Freeman.

 

[Kris015]

If I could convince him to join me and not kill me, Kratos.

A creeper.
Everyone in the entire world would bow down at my feet.
It terrifies me even thinking about it.

Or it would explode and ruin your house.

Fawkes from Fallout 3. He's a supermutant, with a laser Gatling gun, and he's fucking invincible!

Seriously. I don't know if it's a bug in the game's code, but as far as I can figure, the only thing that can kill this dude is a weapon which shoots 8 mininukes at once.

True. True.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Probably going with Subject Delta here.
Huge, Intimidating (especially with that fucking Drill) and Strong. Plus, whats not to like about a guy who can use both a minigun and a hand that shoots out bees at the same time!?

 

[spinFX]

Alex Mercer or Starkiller.

Easy.

 

[Ertol]

I'd bring Kirby

 

[monkey_man]

Kratos or the Subject Delta big Daddy
or Ratchet or Boone or...
or Doctor Manhattan (if there is a Watchmen game)
or ofcourse PROBLEM SLEUTH!
(hey it's kinda like a game, go see/play/whatever MS paint adventures)

 

[Faenus]

Cthulhu.

...what he was in a game kinda. call of cthulhu hehe.

an eldritch horror as a bodygaurd would win so much

 

[Overlordjack]

captain price.