Which game character you want as your bodyguard?

[anthony87]

You say the character won't harm me?

Then Imma gonna go with Kratos, then walk through a dodgey counsel estate at night wearing nothing but money.

 

[xDHxD148L0]

HK-47, I would love to hear him say "Back off meatbag!" whenever people get to close.

 

[MagicNein]

Alex Mercer or Ezio Auditore. Just because, if I'm going to be spending all my time with them, I want someone hot to look at.

 

[Shining_Pyrelight]

Monkey from Enslaved. I don't care if nothing "sexy" would emerge from it, I would still try heh. Besides, since I would be around him all the time, I could always stare and ogle *O_O*

 

[Thundero13]

Yoshi, it sounds stupid but just think about it, he can eat anyone, killing them instantly, also he's so cute and he isn't an annoying person to have around.
Shame there isn't a video game about Chuck Norris.

 

[Master Kuja]

Spoiler: Yep, this'll do nicely.

 

[samaugsch]

Either Samus or Tifa Lockhart.

 

[bubba145]

A Red Engineer turrets man.

 

[AdmanUK]

Jack of Blades from Fable, how cool would it be to walk into a group of chavs and say "Jack, kill them will you?"

 

[KLLR255]

Albert Wesker would be my preferred bodyguard however if he had come down with a bad case of mutation i would have to go with the cyborg ninja from Metal Gear Solid one....cause raiden is a pussy for those who didnt play MSG 2 im just letting you know

 

[MetroidNut]

Samus Aran. She's the perfect blend of nigh-indestructible power armor, ridiculous arsenal, and portability (unlike, say, Master Chief, she doesn't weigh half a ton and can fit through doors). Her armor also comes with lots of bonuses. For example, forgot your password? Not a problem - her scan visor can hack into your account anyway.

Or do more nefarious things, but hey, I'm an upstanding citizen....

 

[The Funslinger]

Goku, he can destroy bloody planets and can teleport anywhere! That is, if you count characters from various DBZ games.

hmm, I'd probably go for apocalypse-future Trunks.

Or Ghost from Enter the Matrix, which came out before Matrix Reloaded, so he was a game character first.

 

[Captain Booyah]

I am also surprised at how long it took for Ezio Auditore to pop up. He was the first person I thought of. Not Altair, because he has crappier, non-Leonardo weapons and he's a miserable bastard. Ezio is great as both an assassin and plough-through-everyone-and-everything-with-a-giant-axe guy, and I imagine that if I were ever bored, I could at least strike up a fun conversation with Ezio. Hell, he's the type of person who you could have a half-hour long discussion with that's comprised entirely of innuendos. My kinda bodyguard.

My bodygaurd will be me.

In all seriousness? Gordon Freeman. He never talks and kills everything with his crowbar.

Good plan. The security officers and scientists who latched onto him in the first game had *really* good survival rates, as I recall.

I chuckled at that, but hopefully the majority of people have enough brain cells to at least duck and hide behind something when they're getting sprayed with machine gun bullets. Hopefully.

Gordon was my second choice. I might get tired of Ezio's wisecracking after a while, and the crowbar took down more or less anything. I'm also absolutely shallow and even though I'm not shameless enough to lure him to bed as OP mentioned, nobody said I couldn't stare. If he does fail as a bodyguard and I go down, at least I can die looking at a guy who looks phenomenal in glasses.

Third option: Pyramid Head. Seriously, those attackers are going to get raped. If they knew anything, at all, they'd stay the hell away at all costs. Pyramid Head wouldn't fuck around like what he did with James, either: I think that if he wanted to kill something, he'd just kill it, done and dusted. I'd be terrified that he'd molest me in my sleep or something, though, and by God, he is the last thing you want to wake up to standing beside your bed in the middle of the night. Let's also not forget that Pyramid Head is, first and foremost, one creepy ************ who you would not want following you around under any circumstances, ever. So Ezio or Gordon.

 

[Blazing Steel]

Top 3:

Viktor Reznov - Call of Duty: World at War and Black Ops

- He would have a completely different view on everything which would give us something to talk about.
- If something happened to me at least I would know that my death would be avenged.
- Also he has to bring the Vodka.

Sten - Dragon Age: Origins

- Built like a brick shit house.
- Completely different views again.
- Cookies for Sten! (You can have cookies too if you know the referance)

Ghost - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

- Favourite character from the game, and was awesome while on screen.
- Already proven to be useful.
- No one gets lwft behind. So he can drag my ass to hospital or something.

 

[Infernai]

I'd take Dante, why? Well...WHY NOT!?

A Dragon. Doesn't matter wich, as long as it can:
1. Breath fire
2. Fly
3. Change it's size so it can fly me around and sit on my shoulder
4. Be awesome
5. Be intelligent(sentient)
6. Talk
7. Be nearly indestructible
8. Look awesome.
9. Survive on a small amount of food

But there's probably no such gamecharacter,

Angelus of Drakengard.

 

[JackRyan64]

A Big Daddy. You see the way they defend the little sisters?

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

Dogmeat from Fallout 3. Even after three mini nukes he was still alive. Plus he regenerates health after a battle