I aim to please =)whiteM1lk said:\And duchacked, i literally laughed out loud when you reminded me of that.duchaked said:Ramirez, Do Everything!Layzor said:Anyone that says the CoD games clearly has no idea about anything. "Capture the objectives" is all the story you'll ever need.
yeah? you think so? haha idkDefense said:Believe it or not, the story actually fell apart at the end. It was pretty interesting and above average until then, and you didn't have to read the datalogs if you knew what the shitty lingo meant.duchaked said:I'm tempted to say FFXIII but I didn't see it all the way through
couldn't take anymore of it... :/ I really did try to like it
The only thing I like about FFXIII right now, or rather what stands out isn't even the story itself, but rather STEELGUARD.duchaked said:yeah? you think so? haha idkDefense said:Believe it or not, the story actually fell apart at the end. It was pretty interesting and above average until then, and you didn't have to read the datalogs if you knew what the shitty lingo meant.duchaked said:I'm tempted to say FFXIII but I didn't see it all the way through
couldn't take anymore of it... :/ I really did try to like it
maybe if the characters had been more likable (some say they grow on you, maybe)
but I also think I simply didn't like the setting (very flashy) as opposed to the more grungy or darker settings of some previous FF games
Totally have to agree. FF X-2 was the first FF game i played, and it nearly put me off for life. Quite liked the gameplay but i LOATHED the characters and the story. So afterwards i borrowed FF X from a friend, and same thing again, i liked the gameplay but just could not stand tidus. Just never bought into the whole 'blitzball player saves the world' story. Plus fuck blitzball, i hated that game.Beelzebozo said:Final Fantasy X and X2 (same crap diferent name). Man that history was a piece of trash. Generic characters, lame story lines, horrible ending...
Hey, if a game has a backstory that literally makes people a bit sick in the stomach you can't really call it bad. Raping the hot chick has at least some sense to it, it's just in really (and I do mean really) poor taste. It's like snuff films, people getting dismembered for real and videos of that get sold. 99.99% of the people wouldn't watch that for the world, but not because there's a bad story in there.Johnnyallstar said:Custer's Revenge. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge]
4 pages, and nobody has mentioned it yet? Seriously escapists, is our memory so shallow?
Halo isn't that bad, CoD isn't that bad, cliched crap isn't that bad, JRPG games aren't convoluted enough to be that bad.
I mean, the only game I can think of that might be on that level is Rapelay.
The only story i could think of worse than this was pong. WHY DOES THE BALL NEED TO BE STOPPED FROM GETTING PAST ME??MasochisticMuse said:Tetris.
I mean, it's like they weren't even trying.
Murmillos said:oh oh.. I love these theads!
Mass Effect 2.
beer_nuts said:MODERN WARFARE 2!!!¬!!
was just a load of interesting locales with a weak ass story draped over the top.
Nautical Honors Society said:Borderlands and Halo ODST.
Oh John, you sir are correctOhJohnNo said:*has specifically avoided reading the rest of the thread - knows for a fact it will mostly be hating on Halo, CoD and Final Fantasy, as well as possibly a flamewar over Mass Effect*
OK, so I don't know it for a fact. How accurate was I, though? I'd appreciate it if someone told me.
Oh, me?
Hmmm.
Putting to one side jokes about Mario or Pong (of which I suspect there are already several), I don't think I can nominate anything. The one thing I could nominate as having "the worst" story, I haven't yet finished, so it would be unfair of me to judge it (what if it suddenly improves dramatically in the second half?).
I KNEW IT!Gemore said:Murmillos said:oh oh.. I love these theads!
Mass Effect 2.beer_nuts said:MODERN WARFARE 2!!!¬!!
was just a load of interesting locales with a weak ass story draped over the top.Nautical Honors Society said:Borderlands and Halo ODST.Oh John, you sir are correctOhJohnNo said:*has specifically avoided reading the rest of the thread - knows for a fact it will mostly be hating on Halo, CoD and Final Fantasy, as well as possibly a flamewar over Mass Effect*
OK, so I don't know it for a fact. How accurate was I, though? I'd appreciate it if someone told me.
Oh, me?
Hmmm.
Putting to one side jokes about Mario or Pong (of which I suspect there are already several), I don't think I can nominate anything. The one thing I could nominate as having "the worst" story, I haven't yet finished, so it would be unfair of me to judge it (what if it suddenly improves dramatically in the second half?).
I don't really get how he is right, no one is flaming anyone. I stand by my comments. Borderlands had a terrible story and so did Halo ODST. The actual Halo story line is good when you look into it, but not ODST.Gemore said:Murmillos said:oh oh.. I love these theads!
Mass Effect 2.beer_nuts said:MODERN WARFARE 2!!!¬!!
was just a load of interesting locales with a weak ass story draped over the top.Nautical Honors Society said:Borderlands and Halo ODST.Oh John, you sir are correctOhJohnNo said:*has specifically avoided reading the rest of the thread - knows for a fact it will mostly be hating on Halo, CoD and Final Fantasy, as well as possibly a flamewar over Mass Effect*
OK, so I don't know it for a fact. How accurate was I, though? I'd appreciate it if someone told me.
Oh, me?
Hmmm.
Putting to one side jokes about Mario or Pong (of which I suspect there are already several), I don't think I can nominate anything. The one thing I could nominate as having "the worst" story, I haven't yet finished, so it would be unfair of me to judge it (what if it suddenly improves dramatically in the second half?).
Honestly though, this thread grinds my gears sometimes. Every story ever is interpreted subjectively. Find me a story that not a single person hates, or find me a story that not a single person loves and i will be impressed.OhJohnNo said:I KNEW IT!
Yahtzee's got nothing on me when it comes to Clairvoyance.
He mentioned the right games at least. Clairvoyance-y at leastNautical Honors Society said:I don't really get how he is right, no one is flaming anyone. I stand by my comments. Borderlands had a terrible story and so did Halo ODST. The actual Halo story line is good when you look into it, but not ODST.