Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[interspark]

So far we've had "Your Favourite Pokemon" "The Pokemon You'd Have in Real Life" "The Most Badass Pokemon" and god knows how many others but I'm rather confident in saying that this is a first, which pokemon would you most like to eat and how would you have it cooked?

As a veggie i'll have to go for a plant based pokemon (and i mean "based" so no bulbasaur or treeko). You know i bet Tangrowth have a strong flavour! Maybe with a bit of salt and fried with Moltres egg?

 

[verindae]

All of them! Otherwise why am I trying to catch them all again?

Edit: Deep fried, char-grilled, anything's good lol

 

[eggy32]

Any of them as long as they're cooked properly. Maybe not Mewtwo though since he's pretty much a human.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

mmmmm.... bacon....

 

[sms_117b]

Definently not a grass or poison pokemon, I imagine them tasting bad or giving a new meaning to food poisoning.

Perhaps Charmander or Snorlax the meat wouls at least be tender in the later

 

[Terminate421]

Hopefully none. But because Im insane, Magikarp

 

[interspark]

Any of them as long as they're cooked properly. Maybe not Mewtwo though since he's pretty much a human.

oh yeah sure, the two legged cat is human, perhaps we'll ponder the logic of that over some grilled machoke arms?

 

[Marter]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

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Let us eat... YOUR AVATAR MUAHAHAHA

 

[Macgyvercas]

Farfetch'd.

He a duck, after all.

 

[interspark]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

 

[socialmenace42]

Togipei sunny side up. or scrambled.

Or Squirtle baked in its shell. it's sure to be juicy.

Excuse me, i'm off to see my therapist...

 

[Infinatex]

Ditto. MMmmmmm tasty, probably be strawberry flavoured.

 

[Marter]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

Female Geodude works just as well. I just didn't know about these things when I first played it 9 or so years ago.

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

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Let us eat... YOUR AVATAR MUAHAHAHA

Nooooooooooooooo!

Don't eat Pikachu! It's against the law!

*hides Pikachu*

Shh... You'll be okay.

 

[verindae]

Any of them as long as they're cooked properly. Maybe not Mewtwo though since he's pretty much a human.

oh yeah sure, the two legged cat is human, perhaps we'll ponder the logic of that over some grilled machoke arms?

LOL that one gave me a giggle, I salute you

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

So far we've had "Your Favourite Pokemon" "The Pokemon You'd Have in Real Life" "The Most Badass Pokemon" and god knows how many others but I'm rather confident in saying that this is a first, which pokemon would you most like to eat and how would you have it cooked?

As a veggie i'll have to go for a plant based pokemon (and i mean "based" so no bulbasaur or treeko). You know i bet Tangrowth have a strong flavour! Maybe with a bit of salt and fried with Moltres egg?

Reminds me of pikmin 2 where if you defeat the very hard bonus boss you get

Spoiler

A detailed guide of how to eat everything you encounter in the game, all the enemies, plants bosses, recipes for all of them.

Magikarp. Easy as pie. All of them based on real edible animals for sure, some of the smaller ones.

 

[Enigmers]

Miltank steak, or Kentucky fried Combusken.

 

[AwesomeFerret]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

Some of us don't want to use a specific pokemon like that. I was personally proud to beat it with my knowledge of competitive play. Cursing slowpoke ftw!

Speaking of slowpoke, I would probably just suck on its tail forever.