Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[Reg5879]

Shellder...nothing like some nice shellfish.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

Or a female Rock-Type. A female Onix that knows Rock Smash should be able to kick major ass.

On-topic: I can imagine that Mareep would be rather tasty... a bit like lamb, with a bit of a kick to it.

Tauros, of course, being bulls. But, they'd have to be Tauros steer, I don't want my Pokebeef gamy because they still had their Pokeballs.

Farfetch'd, definitely. Psyduck, maybe. Pidgey would be good, too.

Oddish soup, served in a hollowed out Koffing shell.

How could I forget things like Whiscash? A nice piece of fried Whiscash, deep-fried in Grumpig fat.

 

[interspark]

Any of them as long as they're cooked properly. Maybe not Mewtwo though since he's pretty much a human.

oh yeah sure, the two legged cat is human, perhaps we'll ponder the logic of that over some grilled machoke arms?

LOL that one gave me a giggle, I salute you

why thank you, i must confess i was rather pleased with that one too

 

[interspark]

Oddish soup, served in a hollowed out Koffing shell.

eating out of a koffing??? are you sure youd survive? they dont call the, "poison types" for nothing you know

 

[Frog_Girl]

Jiggly Puff his name even sounds like a tasty treat

 

[Loop Stricken]

Kirlia and Gardevoir.

... heh. See what I did there? Do ya? DO YA?!

 

[wolf92]

Garydos. Raw, after I kill it with my bare hands

 

[masterjiji]

Gardevoir.

Reason #1: Borderline cannibalism would sell like Jesus-shaped sandwiches on the Internet.
Reason #2: Being suggestive is crudely funny.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I'll admit I'm a little curious as to what a wobbuffet would taste like. No idea how you'd go about cooking it though...

Otherwise, torn Combusken breast with a little bacon (from Grumpig) served over a bed of fresh Oddish leaves (Bellsprout leaves don't taste so good). Drizzled in some kind of Combee-honey and mustard dressing.

Or Raikou. That'll teach the bastard for running away from me!

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

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oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

I love how everyone knows exactly what's meant when grievances are raised against Miltank. I had a female Riolu, which made life a lot easier.

 

[eggy32]

Any of them as long as they're cooked properly. Maybe not Mewtwo though since he's pretty much a human.

oh yeah sure, the two legged cat is human, perhaps we'll ponder the logic of that over some grilled machoke arms?

I meant in the sense that he is a sentient and intelligent being who doesn't live out in the wilds like an animal. I'm also basing this of the Mewtwo from the anime.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Raichu. I hate raichu, I always keep it as pikachu, so yeah, once something's a raichu it is useless in my eyes ... except as a shocking dessert.

EDIT: Oh! I know: Clefable! You would get totally spaced from eating Clefable moon cakes.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Chansey, I mean look at the meat on that thing!

It even comes wth its own egg.

 

[eggy32]

Ditto. MMmmmmm tasty, probably be strawberry flavoured.

Don't be silly, he can transform into any flavour you want.

 

[Trivun]

I'm a great fan of duck meat, especially crispy duck, Peking sauce, and crispy seaweed (very salty, but very tasty ). So probably a Chinese-style Psyduck meal for me...

 

[Gilhelmi]

Pikachue, I think he would have some nice bite to him. Or Ekans, I think he would taste like rattlesnake (yes, I ate rattler before. It was good)

 

[GriZZlyWulF]

Snorlax, Steaks all fricken year guys! ^_^

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Froslass ice cream, anyone?

Or Mareep Haggis? (actually, haggis with a slight electric tingle to it would be awesome!)

Maybe Sharpedo steak on a bed of Victreebell lettuce leaves, with a little Seaking caviar on the side?

For breakfast, Grumpig sausages and bacon with a little scrambled Eggsecute?

 

[Raijha]

Dragonite! Plenty of meat and I've always wondered what dragon meat would taste like

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Ditto... I could eat like any Pokemon I want.