Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[REAPER5594]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

Female Geodude works just as well. I just didn't know about these things when I first played it 9 or so years ago.

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

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Let us eat... YOUR AVATAR MUAHAHAHA

Nooooooooooooooo!

Don't eat Pikachu! It's against the law!

*hides Pikachu*

Shh... You'll be okay.

*finds your pikachu, and proceeds to club it to death like a baby seal with the butt of my gun* Pikachus are delicious, but wear rubber gloves when *ahem* Preparing them.

 

[Phoenix09215]

Is it weird that this thought has crossed my mind before??

I would probably go for a nice medium-well Tauros steak... or maby a drogonite? They would probably be considered a delicacy and that normally means that its gonna taste goooood

 

[Johanthemonster666]

I always thought that Mew would taste like chicken with a bit of every Ben&Jerrys flavor you cold imagin lol

Random I know.

 

[Terminate421]

Kirlia and Gardevoir.

... heh. See what I did there? Do ya? DO YA?!

Yes, and you frighten me now.

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Growlithe Beef. It's the rarest tiger-fox-lion-thingy meat ever.

 

[Vhite]

Kingler sounds good.

 

[Benmonkey7]

Why stop at pokemon? Let's get some digimon. Where's Jack and Calumon?
I'm kidding. But I think Mew would taste great over an open fire. Makes my mouth all watery...

 

[BlumiereBleck]

mmmmm.... bacon....

This one....it would make a great hot dog.

 

[the rye]

i think i would have roast Ho-oh stuffed with a fearow stuffed with a pidgey garnished with garlic and rosemary.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

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[zehydra]

Togepi. Sunny side up? Lol, that sounds morbid.

 

[Ophiuchus]

Thank you for finally giving me an excuse to bring up my favourite topic in all my time on The Escapist:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.155702-The-Escapists-Pokemon-Recipe-Book

Let's get some more proper recipes going in here!

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Chansey, I mean look at the meat on that thing!

It even comes wth its own egg.

NOOO don't eat Chansey *cries* it will make you an omelette if you ask nicely!

 

[jobobob]

Mew, he looks delicious.

 

[G1eet]

Kingler/Crawdaunt, and some butter.

A revenge eat, you say? Dragonite.

 

[Leemaster777]

As a man who lives in Florida, I can tell you, alligator tastes great, so deep-fried Totodile sounds pretty good... or maybe Feraligatr jerky (yes, they do make alligator jerky).

 

[2xDouble]

yeah, Chansey eggs with some delicious Tauros/Miltank steaks. Also Cyndaquil... I have no idea why, but it looks tasty and if you do it right it'll cook itself.

 

[Asturiel]

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MMMMMMM....that's some finger lick'in good

Probably a good idea to get rid of the picture mate. The mods tend to be slightly unreasonable with pictures like that.

 

[noble cookie]

Why don't we just have a buffet?

 

[hawkeye52]

Snorlax the meat wouls at least be tender in the later

that would solve world hunger