Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[OojahHalo]

If I were able to eat Pokemon, I'd go for some of the more obscure ones, just to see what they taste like. Trapinch, Camerupt, etc., heck even Geodue if I could. I would also love to eat a Butterfree or a Beautifly, that would be pretty interesting.

 

[verindae]

Seel. I'm sorry, but it has to be done.

lol are you a member of the seel cub clubbers club?

Also would fire types cook themselves, kinda like an insta-heat meal? lol

 

[child of lileth]

Seel. I'm sorry, but it has to be done.

lol are you a member of the seel cub clubbers club?

I'm more of a fan of punching them personally. It gives me more of an undeserved sense of importance.

 

[zyfyn]

jigglypuff tastes like marshmallow

 

[Sougo]

Pikachu...

"Pika?"
*Bang*

mmm.....tastes like wabbit..

 

[verindae]

Seel. I'm sorry, but it has to be done.

lol are you a member of the seel cub clubbers club?

I'm more of a fan of punching them personally. It gives me more of an undeserved sense of importance.

Ahhh I see. Would that be gloved or ungloved?

 

[Loop Stricken]

Kirlia and Gardevoir.

... heh. See what I did there? Do ya? DO YA?!

Yes, and you frighten me now.

You should see the Absol and Glaceon pics.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Well, first I would catch an Onix. Then I would tear it apart stone by stone, and make a bed of hot stones. I would heat the stones up by cutting off a Charmander's tail and lighting a fire made of the tree off a Torterra's back.

Then, I would melt down a bunch of Bronzor's, make a pot out of it. Then I would make a payaya of every pokemon I had, stewing all them juicy tidbits together.

...

Woah sorry I blacked out there for a second, what happened?

 

[child of lileth]

Ahhh I see. Would that be gloved or ungloved?

Un-gloved, of course. It's way more satisfying with direct flesh contact. :3

 

[Kurokami]

Ditto, duh! Though it would hurt like hell if an Onyx comes along during dinner, imagine the gull stones. (or however that's spelt)

Ditto. MMmmmmm tasty, probably be strawberry flavoured.

SONOFABITCHNINJA'D ><!!!1!!

 

[Sougo]

mmmmm.... bacon....

Is that a cherry on its tail?

 

[furgy117]

Maybe Charizard. I think cooked burning lizard...thing might taste good

 

[verindae]

Ahhh I see. Would that be gloved or ungloved?

Un-gloved, of course. It's way more satisfying with direct flesh contact. :3

Ahh good. I'm glad to see it's not a lost art lol

 

[Diver Down]

Broil some Digtrio, and bread it. It'd be just like chicken strips!

 

[Mr. Google]

Easy Magikarp yummmmy idk how i would cook it though. I just hope he doesnt turn to gayrados that would suck

 

[chrono16]

Maybe some Eggsecute for breakfast. Nothing says finger lickin good like Deep Fried pigeotto for lunch, then how about some Dragonite for a quite Rare Dinner delicacy.

 

[Kimarous]

Mamoswine

It's a boar the size of a mammoth! What more do you want?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Raichu would taste good.

 

[Shoto Koto]

Speaking of slowpoke, I would probably just suck on its tail forever.

Nothing phallic there, at all...