Which video game villain would you date?

[JoJo]

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It's a simple question but nevertheless one that requires some thought. If you could date any video game villain, male or female, human or another species, sympathetic or downright evil, who would you be with?

Would you go for Bowser, who'd kidnap you any day of the week to spend some time together? Or how about GLaDOS, for those who want a partner that'll happily cover the cooking. Of course nothing wrong with going for looks either, M. Bison and Liquid Snake can happily fit the bill. The choices are endless, so who would you pick?

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[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Query: Do they need to be actual villains in the game or can they be villains in the lore?

Spoiler: Because if it can be villains in the lore, I think I'm going to go with Potema the Wolf Queen (before she died)

Because necromancy and sociopathy are sexy.

Spoiler: If it has to be an in-game villain, then I think I'm going to have to go with Alma

Because no matter how bad your relationship gets, she really has been through worse. And the psychic powers help too.

 

[scorptatious]

Hmm. That's a damn good question. Maybe the Boss from MGS3 if she were younger?

Assuming Aeon and Venus from Skullgirls are villains, probably one of them. I would probably also say Double but underneath that nun exterior... Ugh.

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Trying my damnedest to think of female baddies I would date, but only those come to mind at the moment.

 

[The_Scrivener]

Query: Do they need to be actual villains in the game or can they be villains in the lore?

Spoiler: Because if it can be villains in the lore, I think I'm going to go with Potema the Wolf Queen (before she died)

Because necromancy and sociopathy are sexy.

Spoiler: If it has to be an in-game villain, then I think I'm going to have to go with Alma

Because no matter how bad your relationship gets, she really has been through worse. And the psychic powers help too.

Alma is like 8 or something isn't she?

Villains are pretty self-serving. It's hard to imagine much romantic success going on with that situation. I would think your only hope would be some kind of fantastical Bonnie and Clyde situation.

I'll take...Catherine. (Or Katherine. They're both different flavors of horrible.)

 

[MysticSlayer]

Spoiler: If it has to be an in-game villain, then I think I'm going to have to go with Alma

Because no matter how bad your relationship gets, she really has been through worse. And the psychic powers help too.

While part of me wants to say Alma, she tends to get a little stalker-like when she's attracted to someone (based on F.E.A.R. 2), has no idea how to interact with people, and spending considerable time around her tends to give you are a serious case of the crazies.

Anyways, I guess I'd go with Kaileena from Prince of Persia [http://princeofpersia.wikia.com/wiki/Kaileena]. She's not fully evil/crazy, so I have less to worry about. She also has access to infinite knowledge and has numerous items that could give me some control over time. Also, when she's not trying to kill you, she actually has a very good personality, at least from what we see in The Two Thrones.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

Probably Sile de Tansaville from Witcher 2. Not only is she beautiful and wears awesome clothes, she is also devious and has a lacking of ethics. Perfect for real bitchy, violent sex and all that.

 

[Vegosiux]

GLaDOS, would have a field day with all the snarking. Just need to figure out some way for neurotoxin immunity.

Oh, there's also them Eredar Twins. Shadow arts and pyromania? Sign me up!

 

[MysticSlayer]

Alma is like 8 or something isn't she?

Although she appears as a young girl throughout most of F.E.A.R. and F.E.A.R. 3, she is actually in her 20s-30s. This is revealed towards the end of the original game, and it is her preferred way of appearing to the player throughout F.E.A.R. 2 and the expansions to the original. She even appears in adult form towards the beginning and end of F.E.A.R. 3, but she is forced into her child form most of the game due to the presence of The Creep, which is the manifestation of her fear of her father. As for the first game, she likely reveals herself as a young girl initially because that's all she remembers before they put her in an induced coma for an incredibly long time. She did come out of it when she gave birth to her two sons around the time she was 15-16, but it doesn't seem she remembers enough at that age to remember her appearance, likely due to the trauma of having her children forcibly taken away from her.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Alma is like 8 or something isn't she?

It really depends on where the hell you count her age [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alma_Wade]. According to Wikipedia, her date of birth is August 26, 1979, making her 26 at the publication of the first game in 2005 (assuming it takes place in 2005). She also supposedly died then when they removed her life support. Her psychic images can be anywhere between 7 (when she was recruited into Project Origin) and 15 (gives birth to first prototype). She was put into an induced coma at 8, so self imagery of the manifestations are probably on the lower end, but it's unclear as to her development age, especially since it's unclear as to how conscious she was during the entire process.

 

[gargantual]

Excella from Resi Evil 5.
Don't judge me. She's an independent woman. She can handle it.

 

[The Wykydtron]

I would go full homo for Hazama from BlazBlue but he would be the most abusive boyfriend ever. I'll just watch from the sidelines and just melt whenever he trolls somebody with that awesome laugh he does. *_*

On the female side of things I have to go for Beatrice from Umineko (cheating because I never played the game only the seen the anime and some of the manga) because 99% of interactions with her would be discussions over closed room puzzles, over the top grizzly murders and the involvement of magic or lack thereof. Plus that old timey corset dress is sweet.

Also maybe Katherine from, well, Catherine. I dunno, she manages to push all the right buttons for me. Why is her stabbing a cake with her fork really violently to get attention when Vincent is spacing out (like he always does because he's fucking awesomely pathetic) really attractive? It's such a little thing.

Apparently I like the more assertive/dominant women... Freud better not have been right damn you.

 

[thefascistpig]

Probably handsome jack or captain scarlett

 

[bdeamon]

either Carmen Sandiego or Sarah Kerrigan

 

[Alexei F. Karamazov]

See, the problem is that most villains are portrayed as either seriously fucked up, or batshit insane, and those who take the middle ground are pretty forgettable, which is probably the reason why none come to my mind at the moment. And even then, villains are typically the villain for one simple reason: all in all, they just aren't very nice. There are literally thousands of alternatives to, say, Ultimecia, and at least a few of them have slightly less ridiculous hair, not to mention better morals.

But if I were to choose... hmm... does Morinth count? Yeah, she joins the good guys if you let her live, but she's still a notorious outlaw who kills people for the fun of it. Sure, if I were to try to take it to the next level with her I might die, but she DID say that strong individuals might survive the "process," and I don't mean to brag, but my Strength is a 10 on the SPECIAL scale...

 

[Angelblaze]

I would go full homo for Hazama from BlazBlue but he would be the most abusive boyfriend ever. I'll just watch from the sidelines and just melt whenever he trolls somebody with that awesome laugh he does. *_*

On the female side of things I have to go for Beatrice from Umineko (cheating because I never played the game only the seen the anime and some of the manga) because 99% of interactions with her would be discussions over closed room puzzles, over the top grizzly murders and the involvement of magic or lack thereof. Plus that old timey corset dress is sweet.

Also maybe Katherine from, well, Catherine. I dunno, she manages to push all the right buttons for me. Why is her stabbing a cake with her fork really violently to get attention when Vincent is spacing out (like he always does because he's fucking awesomely pathetic) really attractive? It's such a little thing.

Apparently I like the more assertive/dominant women... Freud better not have been right damn you.

Damn it you stole Hazama from me...

Can I have Relius then? That voice is to die for.

 

[SoranMBane]

Andrew Ryan, I guess? He's decently handsome, rich, and we have similar political views, so he'd probably be a better catch than most villains. But then again, maybe not; as I recall, he actually did have a girlfriend before Bioshock actually started and things didn't exactly work out well for her. Sooo...

... Ooh, I know! Giovanni! Then I could make him buy me real Pokemon for Valentines Day.

 

[Avaholic03]

Harley Quinn. Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

But seriously, this is a pretty silly topic isn't it? By saying you'd "date" a video came character, aren't you really saying you'd date the person/people who wrote that character...or maybe the person who voiced them? Since they're entirely fictional, the character pretty much just existed in someone's mind until they became a series of 1's and 0's.

 

[Drummodino]

Spoiler: Chaos Witch Quelaag

Sure she has a giant lava spider's body, but damn it she's hot![footnote]Pun 100% intended[/footnote] Also she actually has a pretty good reason for trying to murder anyone who steps into her lair.