Which video game villain would you date?

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Upon reflection, the only vidya game characters I'd find remotely date-worthy aren't villains. The rest are so fucked in the head it would probably end up on the whole praying-mantis mating cycle, mainly ending with myself dead in some horrible fashion. Also as a villain myself, I don't fish in the company pool. I honestly can't think of a female villain that would be even close to my dating prefs in video game worlds. Going with video-game/comic crossovers I'd probably settle on Mystique from the X-Men universe.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Well, Ada Wong is a sorta villain, right?

So yeah, her.

Although Sniper Wolf...

 

[AuronFtw]

Spoiler: Seifer

Can't beat that sexy devil. Blonde, masculine without being overtly macho, competitive, driven, and young/naive enough to have romantic fantasies about being someone's knight!

 

[Guffe]

Isn't Black Widow a little on/off villain - goodgirl?
If I can I pick her.
Otherwise Catwoman wouldn't be a bad alternative either...

 

[Cerebrawl]

Harley Quinn. Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

 

[Ieyke]

First and foremost amongst all, whether she's a hero or a villain at the time:
Black Cat (Spider-Man games)

Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)

Catherine (Catherine)

Carmen Sandiego (Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?)

Mystique (X-Men games)

Miang Hawwa (Xenogears)

Catherine and Miang are the two that are probably actually dangerous to my health.

 

[The Wykydtron]

I would go full homo for Hazama from BlazBlue but he would be the most abusive boyfriend ever. I'll just watch from the sidelines and just melt whenever he trolls somebody with that awesome laugh he does. *_*

On the female side of things I have to go for Beatrice from Umineko (cheating because I never played the game only the seen the anime and some of the manga) because 99% of interactions with her would be discussions over closed room puzzles, over the top grizzly murders and the involvement of magic or lack thereof. Plus that old timey corset dress is sweet.

Also maybe Katherine from, well, Catherine. I dunno, she manages to push all the right buttons for me. Why is her stabbing a cake with her fork really violently to get attention when Vincent is spacing out (like he always does because he's fucking awesomely pathetic) really attractive? It's such a little thing.

Apparently I like the more assertive/dominant women... Freud better not have been right damn you.

Damn it you stole Hazama from me...

Can I have Relius then? That voice is to die for.

Sure you can have Relius, he's pretty awesome himself but I could never forgive him for Makoto's Bad Ending so he's all yours. Plus Ignis can fuck off, Nirvana is cooler anyway. Stupid bullshit range on everything and Relius' own moves are good too... *grumble*Easy Mode Carl*grumble*

[sub][sub]Man good Carl players are so cool. I wish I could play him[/sub][/sub]

 

[McFazzer]

I have to agree with Carmen Sandiego. She stole my heart years ago

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Mystique from X-men. Her ability to morph into anyone is awesome. Oh, the fantasies we could experiment with. I'd make her morph into Scarlett Johansson the first chance I get.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

Well it's quite a clishee answer on my part but Sarah Kerrigen infested or otherwise, I wouldn't mind it dating her.

Captcha: come what may...yup.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Oh wow this is a very difficult question. I do have a few...

Spoiler: Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising. He's Brazillian, a swordsman, and super suave. what more?

Spoiler: Handsome Jack. Obviously. It's right in the name. Also I just think he needs a hug

 

[C F]

Hmm. I'm going to have to go with...
Franziska Von Karma, prosecutor and a rival from the Ace Attorney series.

I absolutely adore her almost absurd levels of self-confidence. Can't say I'm too crazy about the whipping though.

 

[JettMaverick]

. I'm gonna agree with an infested Kerrigan.

or Dark Queen from Battletoads.

 

[crazygameguy4ever]

hhmm.. let me think... actually.. i can't think of many female villains at all.. and the few i can, aren't ones i'd want to date... Poison Ivy? she's hot but would kill you with a single kiss. Catwomen? hot and smart but not really a villain.. she's been a hero and villain.. there aren't a lot of female villains in games.. maybe Kitana from Mortal Kombat or Lady from Devil May Cry...

 

[Strazdas]

I will have to b in Alma camp as well. She seems like she could really take care of everyone she wants, while slightly mad she is still quite human in her thinking and besides she looks great.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would date Racheal or Excella before their transformation from the Resident Evil series or Elise from Madworld (yes I am a prev cos of their boobies).

Ok serious answer would be Juri Han from Street Fighter 4, she has a wicked evil charm to her in a appealing sort of way (I'm pretty sure she would killed me than consider having a date with me).

I would of said Harley Quinn but she abit too wacky for my taste and we all know she only got the eyes for Joker.

 

[Auron225]

I can't think of any female villains I'd want to date. If they aren't a psychopath then they're way too old... and a psychopath.

I suppose Beatrix (FF9) doesn't count as a villain? :/

 

[Vigormortis]

Hmm....that's actually a tough one. There are a lot of really great options.

But I think, in this case, I'mma go with one that's likely not going to be a common pick.

Spoiler: Yep.

You can call me shallow if you want, but besides red heads I'm also a sucker for green eyes and smart, devious women of power. So...

Yeah. :/

 

[thewatergamer]

Catwoman or Poison Ivy from batman arkham city because, well obvious, although maybe poison ivy would be a bit too dangerous...

aside from that ehh sarah kerrigan I guess?

If we are talking serious long term relationship, I guess mystique from X-men? I'm a sucker for red/brown hair

 

[Silvanus]

Nobody's said Vergil yet?

Spoiler: Vergil, DMC

Or Mystique, as others have said. She could morph into a guy, morph into a woman, mix it up.