Which video game villain would you date?

[sageoftruth]

I would go full homo for Hazama from BlazBlue but he would be the most abusive boyfriend ever. I'll just watch from the sidelines and just melt whenever he trolls somebody with that awesome laugh he does. *_*

On the female side of things I have to go for Beatrice from Umineko (cheating because I never played the game only the seen the anime and some of the manga) because 99% of interactions with her would be discussions over closed room puzzles, over the top grizzly murders and the involvement of magic or lack thereof. Plus that old timey corset dress is sweet.

Also maybe Katherine from, well, Catherine. I dunno, she manages to push all the right buttons for me. Why is her stabbing a cake with her fork really violently to get attention when Vincent is spacing out (like he always does because he's fucking awesomely pathetic) really attractive? It's such a little thing.

Apparently I like the more assertive/dominant women... Freud better not have been right damn you.

Damn it you stole Hazama from me...

Can I have Relius then? That voice is to die for.

Just make sure you don't have any unpleasant repressed memories.

 

[LadyLightning]

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Spoiler: Syndra

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A mistress of dark magic. Held back by her mentor and got really pissed off about it. Her silver hair is again my penchant for liking female characters with exotic looking hair. Would she pelt me to death with her sphere's of darkness? Probably. Would I offer to be her eternal servant if she would spare me. Hell yes.

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Spoiler: Syndra

I think what you're really looking for is for Syndra to drop her big black balls on your face. No, serious. Her spells all involve the summoning and control of "Dark Spheres," which are basically just big balls of pitch-black darkness.

OT: Personally, I've always had a soft spot for Vaati from the Legend of Zelda series, especially some very pretty fanmade renditions:

Spoiler: Vaati

Another villain I've always had a bit of a crush on is Karla the Grey Witch, from Record of Lodoss War. Yes, I know that's an anime first, but there is a SNES game and a Dreamcast game based on it, so nyeh!

Spoiler: Karla

 

[Rooster893]

Sasha from the first InFAMOUS. No worries about infidelity!

 

[Spushkin]

Does Harle from Chrono Cross count as a villain?

Cause if she does, we're on for moonlit walks and talks of time and oblivion!

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