Which video game villain would you date?
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Hmm....I seem to have less experience with actual female villains than most in video games. While the game has no particular villain these are the women I would date that fall more or less on the lines of evil in the game.
Strong, beautiful, a penchant for close range combat (my favorite). Also I'm a sucker for exotic looking hair and her crimson red hair is gorgeous.
A mistress of dark magic. Held back by her mentor and got really pissed off about it. Her silver hair is again my penchant for liking female characters with exotic looking hair. Would she pelt me to death with her sphere's of darkness? Probably. Would I offer to be her eternal servant if she would spare me. Hell yes.
and last but not least
Finally Elise the Spider Queen. I just like spiders. From the length of a 10 foot pole and characters designed around spiders are almost always cool. She would definitely be my queen. If she doesn't suck out my blood first.
Strong, beautiful, a penchant for close range combat (my favorite). Also I'm a sucker for exotic looking hair and her crimson red hair is gorgeous.
A mistress of dark magic. Held back by her mentor and got really pissed off about it. Her silver hair is again my penchant for liking female characters with exotic looking hair. Would she pelt me to death with her sphere's of darkness? Probably. Would I offer to be her eternal servant if she would spare me. Hell yes.
Finally Elise the Spider Queen. I just like spiders. From the length of a 10 foot pole and characters designed around spiders are almost always cool. She would definitely be my queen. If she doesn't suck out my blood first.
I would go for Albert Wesker any day of the week. I love the sound of his voice, that is a huge plus for me. A turn off is the fact he ALWAYS wears sunglasses, even at night, but he would just start talking and I would forgive him for damned near anything.
Jeanette/Therese Voerman from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, with a preference for Therese.
Yeah, they might kill me for no reason some day down the line, but isn't that part of the fun of dating a bad guy(er, lady(s))? And besides, they're major power players in LA, which can only mean good things for my living conditions, not to mention wallet! And it certainly seems a lot more interesting than dating someone with a boring old stable personality.
Other than them: Carmen Sandiego duh, that lady from Starcraft, Arnora from DA, and probably a million more people.
Yeah, they might kill me for no reason some day down the line, but isn't that part of the fun of dating a bad guy(er, lady(s))? And besides, they're major power players in LA, which can only mean good things for my living conditions, not to mention wallet! And it certainly seems a lot more interesting than dating someone with a boring old stable personality.
Other than them: Carmen Sandiego duh, that lady from Starcraft, Arnora from DA, and probably a million more people.
Kitana's basically one of the primary heroes. If she were a villain she'd be on my list too.crazygameguy4ever said:
Mileena's the evil one...and she's just....ech..
You'd be surprised. She's constantly chasing Joker's affection and absolutely starving for it. Everyone thinks she's insane, but mostly she's just acting insane for love.Scarim Coral said:
On the occasion of people being caring towards her and showing interest in her...she suddenly stops seeming insane. Like the fog of love-crazy lifts from her mind, and she just kinda becomes happy and interested in that person instead.
It just almost never happens because she acts like a maniac and scares anyone who might otherwise be interested away.
You can also see that she gets pretty reasonable when she's hanging out with Poison Ivy. Same deal, basically.
Mostly it'd be the Joker you'd have to worry about. Don't know that he'd be too keen on someone stealing his favorite puppet... but as long as he's not a factor *shrug*
Kitana has... hazards. Look up the "kiss of death" fatality on YouTube (from MK2). Not a pleasant way to die, I'd imagine.crazygameguy4ever said:
I'd have to go with SHODAN. The sex would be weird but at least she could upgrade me into something more efficient.
The Malboro king
Because ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to be a princess, and now I am a full grown man I want to marry into royalty.
Because ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to be a princess, and now I am a full grown man I want to marry into royalty.
Hmm, I-no from the latter installments of the Guilty Gear series plus Litchi from Blazblue since she's technically working for the bad guys I guess she counts as a villain.
Ohh a risk taker eh?Relish in Chaos said:
I guess I would go with Selvaria from Valkyria Chronicles because I find her a very strong character in many ways and because although she is a villain in the game she is far from a bad or evil person.
Most likely Handsome Jack (c'mon, the dates would be legendary) or Mystique, because I'm a sucker for a sad backstory and a sympathetic villain.
And the other reasons for dating those 2.
And the other reasons for dating those 2.
Maybe Ultimecia from Final Fantasy VIII. She's sexy in a freaky kind of way (apart from those feet, but I'm not a into feet) and I like to be the submissive one. Plus I hate most people so the time kompression kind of works for me.
Assuming said villainess wouldn't mind fairly geeky looks, I might go for Catwoman. I like the idea that her morals are flexible. She's selfish enough to steal, but has enough of a moral core to drop a heist and try and set things right. Mind you, I'd be more interested in Selina Kyle than the cat persona, largely because I'm a dog person. 
On the other hand, I have a total and complete man-crush on Zinyak. I want to fail my master's thesis so I can restart my classes with him as one of my professors. I'd just sit there and drink in those oh-so-sweetly astute words in regards to Regency period dramas and romances, and get him going on in-depth Pop Culture analyses of lynchpin books. Either that or just get him talking about cars.
I dunno, he just has a perfect "luxury car show commentator" voice. HNNG.
Yes, he does have a bit of an Austen hard-on, but I have to believe that someone with such a scholarly background would have something to say about Humanity's own take on aliens. Oh, and I'd get him to express complete incredulity at the thought of a gleeful psychopath self-insert vector being his long sought-after nemesis.
On the other hand, I have a total and complete man-crush on Zinyak. I want to fail my master's thesis so I can restart my classes with him as one of my professors. I'd just sit there and drink in those oh-so-sweetly astute words in regards to Regency period dramas and romances, and get him going on in-depth Pop Culture analyses of lynchpin books. Either that or just get him talking about cars.
I dunno, he just has a perfect "luxury car show commentator" voice. HNNG.
Yes, he does have a bit of an Austen hard-on, but I have to believe that someone with such a scholarly background would have something to say about Humanity's own take on aliens. Oh, and I'd get him to express complete incredulity at the thought of a gleeful psychopath self-insert vector being his long sought-after nemesis.