While Cleaning a Garage,I found a lethal weapon.

[Paksenarrion]

I found the bullet that almost hit me in the leg while searching for artifacts to show in one of my teaching credential classes.

I think I'll use it as an artifact. ^_^

 

[Cheesezorz]

People are really finding a rather strange amount of Gameboy games.

 

[The DSM]

Found some headphones in my room for no reason.

They are crap compared to the ones I have now, so I binned them.

 

[Andalusa]

Found a box of every Iron Maiden album in the attic... they were my dad's. I didn't know he liked that type of music. Because I also like that kind of music, and he moved out over 6 years ago, I called dibs.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Is it wrong i'm shooting screws at birds with my new Longbow?

How do you shoot screws with a longbow? How long are your screws?

You pull a longbow back about the length of your chest and 1 arm, and it's a 180lb draw (think: lifting 13.5 stone with two fingers)

...Are you sure that's a longbow you're thinking of?

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

Is it wrong i'm shooting screws at birds with my new Longbow?

How do you shoot screws with a longbow? How long are your screws?

You pull a longbow back about the length of your chest and 1 arm, and it's a 180lb draw (think: lifting 13.5 stone with two fingers)

...Are you sure that's a longbow you're thinking of?

Sorry to correct you, but a proper longbow is drawn back to behind the ear. Drawing with your right hand, your right knickles should be brushing against your right shoulder if you've pulled it back as far as it's supposed to go...

 

[Nickolai77]

I once found a copy of Rome Total War in a psychology classroom. My friends installed it on his laptop and played on it.

Today,I was cleaning to impress the landlord,when I same across a pounch of arrows and a Longbow. I didn't know we owned them, So the landlord scratched his head when he saw them. Who else has found a weird object in a lost place?

What do you intend to do with the longbow? If you sell it, depending on its condition you could maybe a hunderd pounds/dollars/euro's for it, maybe more i don't know the prices of longbows. I got a second hand recurve bow for £100, and compound bows cost around £300.

If you intend to keep it, be careful what you shoot at. Not because you may kill someone, but if your arrows hit anything metal or concrete they will break.

 

[dragonslayer32]

i found a rusty sword burried in the garden at my old house.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

I found some really old coins, like 1850's, in my back garden once, then i found out my house was built on an old garbage tip, wasnt very nice

 

[Fbuh]

I found a Street Fighter II cartridge in one of my dressers once... no idea where it came from. I also found a Sandman action figure in a playground sand box... go figure.

And what a morose and dark sandbox it was.

Quite so

I only know what Sandman is (and read the entire series) because Death was hot...okay, I liked the series.

I found a Street Fighter II cartridge in one of my dressers once... no idea where it came from. I also found a Sandman action figure in a playground sand box... go figure.

And what a morose and dark sandbox it was.

Quite so

I only know what Sandman is (and read the entire series) because Death was hot...okay, I liked the series.

I'm talking about this dreary little man:

Somehow I figured you had the wrong Sandman lol

Oh yeah, I got he wrong Sandman. I was thinking of the Neil Gaiman comic series. The joke is a lot funnier now, and boy oh boy do I feel stupid.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

I once found a 50 dollar note on the floor.

And in my garage once I found a katana. Shit was awesome.

 

[lacktheknack]

I found a piece of paper with my name - and only my name - written on it in the vents of my church's sanctuary. No clue how that happened.

was the paper surrounded by a pentagram?

Nope. Just a nondescript dirty piece of paper. With my full name and initials on it.

 

[supagama]

i once cleaned my room and found a swiss army knife. kept it all these years

 

[hyperhammy]

I found a leatherman, so that should also count.

 

[C_sector]

copy of Fable 1 at the bottom of my bookshelf...threw it out.

o_0 How could you?????????

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I found my old deck of Children's Trading Cards...

Underneath where I was sitting at school. Veeeerrrrry weird.

Then I lost them again, and found them after having a shower! I was home alone! Also, found them the same way as last time, sitting on them, in which I promptly stood up, and bare skin that's just been dried acts like a magnet for Children's Trading Cards, causing half of them to go flying as I stood and turned!

Calumon: I found a Nutri-Grain in Jack's Lockbox!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Is it wrong i'm shooting screws at birds with my new Longbow?

How do you shoot screws with a longbow? How long are your screws?

You pull a longbow back about the length of your chest and 1 arm, and it's a 180lb draw (think: lifting 13.5 stone with two fingers)

...Are you sure that's a longbow you're thinking of?

Sorry to correct you, but a proper longbow is drawn back to behind the ear. Drawing with your right hand, your right knickles should be brushing against your right shoulder if you've pulled it back as far as it's supposed to go...

Sorry, you misunderstood (my bad): I know it's to the ear, I meant that you pull it back so that the distance between the bow and the string is equivelant to your chest and one outstreched arm (roughly).

But you agree that it's a bit impossible to fire a 1-inch screw off something that big and powerful?

 

[chainer1216]

so my friends family are serious pack rats, to give an example theyre basements it litterally seperated not by walls, but by piles of junk, like broken couches, chairs, old desks, dressers, and over 50 years worth of newspapers and magazines all all sorts of other crap. we were in his basement, searching for his lost cat and i found old bayanet from vietnam and round dice. yes round, six sided dice. theyre weighted so that they always land on a number but the number is still random, my buddy uses them in DnD now.

 

[TrogzTheTroll]

I found my old deck of Children's Trading Cards...

Underneath where I was sitting at school. Veeeerrrrry weird.

Then I lost them again, and found them after having a shower! I was home alone! Also, found them the same way as last time, sitting on them, in which I promptly stood up, and bare skin that's just been dried acts like a magnet for Children's Trading Cards, causing half of them to go flying as I stood and turned!

Calumon: I found a Nutri-Grain in Jack's Lockbox!

Too bad you can't eat it.. ya know...


cuz you're not real.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I found my old deck of Children's Trading Cards...

Underneath where I was sitting at school. Veeeerrrrry weird.

Then I lost them again, and found them after having a shower! I was home alone! Also, found them the same way as last time, sitting on them, in which I promptly stood up, and bare skin that's just been dried acts like a magnet for Children's Trading Cards, causing half of them to go flying as I stood and turned!

Calumon: I found a Nutri-Grain in Jack's Lockbox!

Too bad you can't eat it.. ya know...

cuz you're not real.

The evidence of my missing Nutri-Grain Bar, the Nutri-Grain wrapper under Calumon's Pillow and the crumbs around his mouth say otherwise.

Calumon: Maybe it was... the Cat?