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Did I already comment here?

I can't remember! This apple juice is fucking up my brains!

Did someone spike it with soap?

Ahum...

I iz teh Hoobeloobz. I'm a human being just like yourself. I enjoy gaming and hanging out on the Escapist.

As of late, I have noticed that I'm becoming more and more hard to entertain when it comes to the gaming medium. I believe this unquenchable thirst for perfection is related to the steady decline in the quality of games.

But I get by, mostly thanks to a reborn flame in my heart telling me to watch more films, and my great friends on the Escapist.

If you ever have the time, feel free to visit P.R.I.A.T.E., my absolute favorite user group on the site.
 

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tellmeimaninja said:
Akalistos said:
tellmeimaninja said:
I'm the stranded alien, researching humanaity and living in a shelter with warring ninja clans on the roof.

You know, your average guy.
That's nice. I have a question for you that no one could answer before and you might be the one to do it. When one of the Ninja has his own birthday, knowing that they are train to be always silent, how does the Ninjas celebrate it? I mean, if they would make a surprise party, the Birthday boy would attack.
Most of the Ninja Birthdays that I know of are celebrated by ordering a cake, then stealthily killing everyone where you ordered the cake, then stealing the cake and escaping.
Then, what happen when they refuse to sell a cake. Gosh, I hate to see Ninja Cook:
Ninja Waiter: "Today, we have a extraordinary meal for you young sir. En Entrer, you have the delectable Steak with scorpion juice and the famous poison Rice balls. And for Desert, we have the Black Widow Cake With Widows sauce. It's delectable."
Customer: "Wait, are all this food poisoned?"
Ninja Waiter: "Let me ask the Chief." He then disappear in a puff of smoke.
Customer: "Cuf,Cuf! Well, he better not expect to be tiped for this"
 

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TimeLord said:
zohmbee said:
I'm the Doctor!
Ahem! *taps foot*

I have the TARDIS, I make the woosh noises!
Don't contradict yourself Zohmbee. You can choose doc. Brown with a time machine that is pretty much cool than a PHONE BOOTH!
 

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Hi....
[run aways]

This is a first for me, joining a forum, so i decided to introduce myself. No really, I'm not the kind of guy that goes on forums. I kinda jump in recently and decide, well let have fun.

My real name is Joel.... hate that as all hell. I mean, can there be worst. It more often use for girl so just imagine the surprise when people that doesn't know me call. I'm a artist... or a ancient student in Art. Left the course for bad grade. Here ( Quebec - Canada ) there a punishment system for failure in college. Your expelled for a semester if you fail 2 semester and a third one get you a years. After being expel for a year, i decided to try and earn cash before going back. Since i jump from job to job right now, that not going to happen soon. No! I my drawing aren't bad. I don't have a car and needed to take a 3 hours bus ride to get there. That really cut in your sleep and Homework time in half. Beside, the doodling i made in class got the attentions of all my classmate. They say i had a future in Comic book. Also, i have a weakness for uninteresting people. I think i sleep most of my highschool years.

I played game for pretty much all my life, which is easy when your born in 1985. I'm also the only one I know that have beaten BACK TO THE FUTURE on the NES which is rare. That also mean I'm fairly above average when it come to game. I owned most of the console at some point but
now can officially call myself a Sony Fanboy. Tried Xbox... can't remember where the buttons are. I got the reflex down for a Playstation controller, so why change a winning combination.

I Love horror. Before, i was a pansy, being scared of everything. Now, i crave it. Being a fan since Resident Evil 2(BEST GAME EVER!!!!), I love zombie and really know alot about them. Resident Evil never got back after this. I'm on the minority, but RE4 isn't zombies. If they don't moan, you remove 50% scariness off of them. I loved entering rooms in RE2 and hearing a bunch of zombie from right around the corner. I also read the ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.

Ok, here is were the flame will start. I'm a French Canadian. As many North Americans knows, we are descendant from the French that landed here in 1500. We fought, we lost. The continent is now mostly English. What we get the most sh*t is because we want to separate for Canada. Why, because we aren't really represented in ours government. Which mean, they don't care and so are we. But I'm not one of those. I feel it would be like stitching Cuba to the USA, or for the other one, a pretty dumb move. We get also sh*t because were French... To that, i answers this. We are the descendant of Montcalm, the guy that said to a overwhelming number of English mans this when asked for surrendering: I WILL ANSWER YOU WITH THE MOUTH OF MY CANONS! It translated but if you update this a bit, it would be: THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK AND YOU WILL S*CK ON IT! Who can say that not badass? Also, i can speak and write English, but is a secondary language. You can point mistake, but don't be jerk about it. I'm not looking for the English grammar Nazis.

I don't believe in god. I find people cursing the god(s) while they don't care to find answers to their problem around them. That amuse me. I talked to a 350lb diabetic man that believe in religion. He asked for health to god because if he don't sleep on the side, he can't breathe. But he's too shy to get a Gym membership card. Go figure!

I love music, an most of the time when i get bored, i listen to some while gaming. For example, Fallout 3. I can't go around the Wasteland without something, other then the radio frequency, playing in my ears. Hell, I'm trying to get all the plane on ACE COMBAT X while listening to Yahtzee. It harder than you think, i got to pause the game every 3 min to switch video. Last time, i was trying to evade missiles by plunging down when the video ended. Pause the game, switch video again, return to my game.... and hit a submarine. What an Ace, hen? I love 90 rock, alternative rock, Rock and Heavy Metal. Hey, if you leave subjection that would be great. I also really like Linkin Park. They stick in my MP3, CD-Players and now PSP for a solid 9 years. But that last albums was... a bit too emo for my taste.

One last thing. WHO ARE YOU?
not to be a grammar nazi but
OT: im a new yorker
but I hate being one
 

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Pandalisk said:
Im on to you!, Your just compiling a list for the Escapist Death squads, but i wont fall for it!, No sir, No sir!
No, not really. If all, it a way to get easy achievement while meeting people who i would love to talk to. Death Squads? Why? Do you wish that i start a Mercenary agency where some peoples and i would hunt anyone's enemies for a price? Remember, If I'm ever force to go to war, (has been done Twice in Canada's history) I'll prefer that I'm the only gamer. Why? I don't want to hold you dying body(it's a example) while you said:" It's OK, all i need is a green mushroom and i'll be ba...aa.aa[small]aaaaack[/small]" I would laugh so hard I'll be spot from the nearest planet!
 

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My name's Paddy. I'm a seventeen year old Irish gamer and student currently studying a course in Physics and Mathematics.

I enjoy gaming, breathing and reading and am an overall smug git.

StarWrecker said:
I don't actually like Mathematics at all
Blasphemy!
 

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JEBWrench said:
Akalistos said:
The son of Storms? The comic one or the son of the god of storms. Also, if you ever get your hand on one, i'll be force to say that your are Pimppin' ....
Wow, i can believe i just wrote that, sorry everybody.
I was referring to this guy:



From Legend of the Five Rings - the best card game ever.
That's basically Raijin, the god of lighting. Oh! and by the way, he can't use his power without his twin brother Fujin - The god of Thunder. That's the Batman and Robin duo of the Japanese pantheon, with all the joke that come with it. Sorry dude.
 

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Jroo wuz heer said:
Akalistos said:
Hi....
[run aways]

This is a first for me, joining a forum, so i decided to introduce myself. No really, I'm not the kind of guy that goes on forums. I kinda jump in recently and decide, well let have fun.

My real name is Joel.... hate that as all hell. I mean, can there be worst. It more often use for girl so just imagine the surprise when people that doesn't know me call. I'm a artist... or a ancient student in Art. Left the course for bad grade. Here ( Quebec - Canada ) there a punishment system for failure in college. Your expelled for a semester if you fail 2 semester and a third one get you a years. After being expel for a year, i decided to try and earn cash before going back. Since i jump from job to job right now, that not going to happen soon. No! I my drawing aren't bad. I don't have a car and needed to take a 3 hours bus ride to get there. That really cut in your sleep and Homework time in half. Beside, the doodling i made in class got the attentions of all my classmate. They say i had a future in Comic book. Also, i have a weakness for uninteresting people. I think i sleep most of my highschool years.

I played game for pretty much all my life, which is easy when your born in 1985. I'm also the only one I know that have beaten BACK TO THE FUTURE on the NES which is rare. That also mean I'm fairly above average when it come to game. I owned most of the console at some point but
now can officially call myself a Sony Fanboy. Tried Xbox... can't remember where the buttons are. I got the reflex down for a Playstation controller, so why change a winning combination.

I Love horror. Before, i was a pansy, being scared of everything. Now, i crave it. Being a fan since Resident Evil 2(BEST GAME EVER!!!!), I love zombie and really know alot about them. Resident Evil never got back after this. I'm on the minority, but RE4 isn't zombies. If they don't moan, you remove 50% scariness off of them. I loved entering rooms in RE2 and hearing a bunch of zombie from right around the corner. I also read the ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.

Ok, here is were the flame will start. I'm a French Canadian. As many North Americans knows, we are descendant from the French that landed here in 1500. We fought, we lost. The continent is now mostly English. What we get the most sh*t is because we want to separate for Canada. Why, because we aren't really represented in ours government. Which mean, they don't care and so are we. But I'm not one of those. I feel it would be like stitching Cuba to the USA, or for the other one, a pretty dumb move. We get also sh*t because were French... To that, i answers this. We are the descendant of Montcalm, the guy that said to a overwhelming number of English mans this when asked for surrendering: I WILL ANSWER YOU WITH THE MOUTH OF MY CANONS! It translated but if you update this a bit, it would be: THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK AND YOU WILL S*CK ON IT! Who can say that not badass? Also, i can speak and write English, but is a secondary language. You can point mistake, but don't be jerk about it. I'm not looking for the English grammar Nazis.

I don't believe in god. I find people cursing the god(s) while they don't care to find answers to their problem around them. That amuse me. I talked to a 350lb diabetic man that believe in religion. He asked for health to god because if he don't sleep on the side, he can't breathe. But he's too shy to get a Gym membership card. Go figure!

I love music, an most of the time when i get bored, i listen to some while gaming. For example, Fallout 3. I can't go around the Wasteland without something, other then the radio frequency, playing in my ears. Hell, I'm trying to get all the plane on ACE COMBAT X while listening to Yahtzee. It harder than you think, i got to pause the game every 3 min to switch video. Last time, i was trying to evade missiles by plunging down when the video ended. Pause the game, switch video again, return to my game.... and hit a submarine. What an Ace, hen? I love 90 rock, alternative rock, Rock and Heavy Metal. Hey, if you leave subjection that would be great. I also really like Linkin Park. They stick in my MP3, CD-Players and now PSP for a solid 9 years. But that last albums was... a bit too emo for my taste.

One last thing. WHO ARE YOU?
not to be a grammar nazi but
OT: im a new yorker
but I hate being one
Not to be a jerk but
 

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Purpleboomerang said:
My name's Paddy. I'm a seventeen year old Irish gamer and student currently studying a course in Physics and Mathematics.

I enjoy gaming, breathing and reading and am an overall smug git.

StarWrecker said:
I don't actually like Mathematics at all
Blasphemy!
A git? You mean guitarist? What the hell does that mean git.
 

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Akalistos said:
Jroo wuz heer said:
Akalistos said:
Hi....
[run aways]

This is a first for me, joining a forum, so i decided to introduce myself. No really, I'm not the kind of guy that goes on forums. I kinda jump in recently and decide, well let have fun.

My real name is Joel.... hate that as all hell. I mean, can there be worst. It more often use for girl so just imagine the surprise when people that doesn't know me call. I'm a artist... or a ancient student in Art. Left the course for bad grade. Here ( Quebec - Canada ) there a punishment system for failure in college. Your expelled for a semester if you fail 2 semester and a third one get you a years. After being expel for a year, i decided to try and earn cash before going back. Since i jump from job to job right now, that not going to happen soon. No! I my drawing aren't bad. I don't have a car and needed to take a 3 hours bus ride to get there. That really cut in your sleep and Homework time in half. Beside, the doodling i made in class got the attentions of all my classmate. They say i had a future in Comic book. Also, i have a weakness for uninteresting people. I think i sleep most of my highschool years.

I played game for pretty much all my life, which is easy when your born in 1985. I'm also the only one I know that have beaten BACK TO THE FUTURE on the NES which is rare. That also mean I'm fairly above average when it come to game. I owned most of the console at some point but
now can officially call myself a Sony Fanboy. Tried Xbox... can't remember where the buttons are. I got the reflex down for a Playstation controller, so why change a winning combination.

I Love horror. Before, i was a pansy, being scared of everything. Now, i crave it. Being a fan since Resident Evil 2(BEST GAME EVER!!!!), I love zombie and really know alot about them. Resident Evil never got back after this. I'm on the minority, but RE4 isn't zombies. If they don't moan, you remove 50% scariness off of them. I loved entering rooms in RE2 and hearing a bunch of zombie from right around the corner. I also read the ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.

Ok, here is were the flame will start. I'm a French Canadian. As many North Americans knows, we are descendant from the French that landed here in 1500. We fought, we lost. The continent is now mostly English. What we get the most sh*t is because we want to separate for Canada. Why, because we aren't really represented in ours government. Which mean, they don't care and so are we. But I'm not one of those. I feel it would be like stitching Cuba to the USA, or for the other one, a pretty dumb move. We get also sh*t because were French... To that, i answers this. We are the descendant of Montcalm, the guy that said to a overwhelming number of English mans this when asked for surrendering: I WILL ANSWER YOU WITH THE MOUTH OF MY CANONS! It translated but if you update this a bit, it would be: THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK AND YOU WILL S*CK ON IT! Who can say that not badass? Also, i can speak and write English, but is a secondary language. You can point mistake, but don't be jerk about it. I'm not looking for the English grammar Nazis.

I don't believe in god. I find people cursing the god(s) while they don't care to find answers to their problem around them. That amuse me. I talked to a 350lb diabetic man that believe in religion. He asked for health to god because if he don't sleep on the side, he can't breathe. But he's too shy to get a Gym membership card. Go figure!

I love music, an most of the time when i get bored, i listen to some while gaming. For example, Fallout 3. I can't go around the Wasteland without something, other then the radio frequency, playing in my ears. Hell, I'm trying to get all the plane on ACE COMBAT X while listening to Yahtzee. It harder than you think, i got to pause the game every 3 min to switch video. Last time, i was trying to evade missiles by plunging down when the video ended. Pause the game, switch video again, return to my game.... and hit a submarine. What an Ace, hen? I love 90 rock, alternative rock, Rock and Heavy Metal. Hey, if you leave subjection that would be great. I also really like Linkin Park. They stick in my MP3, CD-Players and now PSP for a solid 9 years. But that last albums was... a bit too emo for my taste.

One last thing. WHO ARE YOU?
not to be a grammar nazi but
OT: im a new yorker
but I hate being one
Not to be a jerk but
I salute you, sir
 

Akalistos

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Brad Shepard said:
<---------------------

Im me, thats all i can really say
So, you are just a name floating in space? While i can confirm you that I'm not you, I got to know in what way am I different from you?
 

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Akalistos said:
Pandalisk said:
Im on to you!, Your just compiling a list for the Escapist Death squads, but i wont fall for it!, No sir, No sir!
No, not really. If all, it a way to get easy achievement while meeting people who i would love to talk to. Death Squads? Why? Do you wish that i start a Mercenary agency where some peoples and i would hunt anyone's enemies for a price? Remember, If I'm ever force to go to war, (has been done Twice in Canada's history) I'll prefer that I'm the only gamer. Why? I don't want to hold you dying body(it's a example) while you said:" It's OK, all i need is a green mushroom and i'll be ba...aa.aa[small]aaaaack[/small]" I would laugh so hard I'll be spot from the nearest planet!
Surely it would be a simple matter of locating the nearest Health Pack?
Or in this modern age just crawling away to Heal my wounds with the Power of Love? Hate? Magic? Christ? hope?

and if you laugh that hard you'll give our posistion away to the Overlord Aliens, and we cant have that can we? Though it'd make for interesting news for once, maybe that Oil spill will stop being the only thing shown on the telly these days.

If anything my last words would be from That Unnamed marine from Halo:Legends Prototype, Because her words will scar you and cause you to become something truely goddamn awesome.
 

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laststandman said:
My name is Thomas. I am 17, in 11th grade. I have worked so hard to get good grades this year that most everything else I used to enjoy has been sacrificed. I had to stop fencing, volunteering at the homeless shelter, and taking long walks home because they got in the way of me being able to complete my work. I would love to resume all of these activities as soon as I can, and more importantly I would like to regain my sanity. I worked too hard for my own good, but I made failure impossible, and I can't stop until the last 5 days of this hell of a yer are over.
Have you thought of joining you hobby together to save time. MMMMmmm! Fencing in a homeless center....

Well, good work and good luck. Tell me if you have achieved your goals.
 

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Akalistos said:
Purpleboomerang said:
My name's Paddy. I'm a seventeen year old Irish gamer and student currently studying a course in Physics and Mathematics.

I enjoy gaming, breathing and reading and am an overall smug git.

StarWrecker said:
I don't actually like Mathematics at all
Blasphemy!
A git? You mean guitarist? What the hell does that mean git.
Ah, sorry mate. Forgot it's not commonly used outside of Britain.

The word "git" is basically just a general insult. Could mean idiot, or someone who is incompetent or irritating.
 

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Pandalisk said:
Akalistos said:
Pandalisk said:
Im on to you!, Your just compiling a list for the Escapist Death squads, but i wont fall for it!, No sir, No sir!
No, not really. If all, it a way to get easy achievement while meeting people who i would love to talk to. Death Squads? Why? Do you wish that i start a Mercenary agency where some peoples and i would hunt anyone's enemies for a price? Remember, If I'm ever force to go to war, (has been done Twice in Canada's history) I'll prefer that I'm the only gamer. Why? I don't want to hold you dying body(it's a example) while you said:" It's OK, all i need is a green mushroom and i'll be ba...aa.aa[small]aaaaack[/small]" I would laugh so hard I'll be spot from the nearest planet!
Surely it would be a simple matter of locating the nearest Health Pack?
Or in this modern age just crawling away to Heal my wounds with the Power of Love? Hate? Magic? Christ? hope?

and if you laugh that hard you'll give our posistion away to the Overlord Aliens, and we cant have that can we? Though it'd make for interesting news for once, maybe that Oil spill will stop being the only thing shown on the telly these days.

If anything my last words would be from That Unnamed marine from Halo:Legends Prototype, Because her words will scar you and cause you to become something truely goddamn awesome.
What, that giant 7'' tall chick? I can't remember what she said but it another speach about power and that you can do anything. Hell, just substitute her for that clip.

Also, health pack aren't cheap. So to stuck up, we have to boost. I'll go first! :D
 

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Purpleboomerang said:
Akalistos said:
Purpleboomerang said:
My name's Paddy. I'm a seventeen year old Irish gamer and student currently studying a course in Physics and Mathematics.

I enjoy gaming, breathing and reading and am an overall smug git.

StarWrecker said:
I don't actually like Mathematics at all
Blasphemy!
A git? You mean guitarist? What the hell does that mean git.
Ah, sorry mate. Forgot it's not commonly used outside of Britain.

The word "git" is basically just a general insult. Could mean idiot, or someone who is incompetent or irritating.
Oh! Here a guit (prononce the same) mean a Guitarist. And a dumb fool is a American (Canada) or a Redneck (America). I didn't invented this, it just how we talk. I'll better prepare myself now.
 

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i am the guy traveling to the 16th colossus with one hand and typing this with the other. also on a quest to improve my writing and animating skills and put them to use in a series i might create someday... if i stop procrastinating.