Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Link_to_Future]

Nouw is good at not revealing the truth regarding matters of national security. Almost.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Link_to_Future is really a raccoon that has killed a family with a computer, invaded their house and achieved sentience.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Redlin's a pokemon lovin' Canadian that likes to have a superior post count!

 

[radioactive lemur]

Awesome Express is always on the go and finishes everything as fast as possible. For this he believes he is awesome.

 

[JoJo]

Radioactive lemur is apparently also in real life a paranoid lemur, as he/she has no avatar to show us what they look like...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

James likes to be involved in many activities and wants to be like Chuck Norris.

 

[Eumersian]

Awesome is a backwoods banjo player.

 

[Nouw]

Eumersian is a piece of paper in real life.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Nouw is a clown soldier.

 

[Nouw]

AwesomeExpress is a pilot of the Global Starbucks Delivery System. GSDS for short.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Nouw is a veteran of war, and recipient of the Medal of Honor for heroically charging into battle and pinning down an MG nest with a cream pie.

 

[melibojangles]

Teddy Roosevelt died in 1909.

 

[SkyeNeko]

melibojangles is a 40 something man who just happens to look damn sexy in makeup.

 

[mParadox]

SkyeNeko is someone who knows how to spin a good story.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Redlin's a pokemon lovin' Canadian that likes to have a superior post count!

Damn straight!

OT: mParadox is the one who makes things go bump in the night. Be wary.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I know that he wants "I beat Awesome Express" written on his tombstone..

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know that AwesomeExpress is an expert in subtle, veiled threats.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I know that he thinks victory will always be his!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

AwesomeExpress needs to hope on the train to excellence. Like right now! Before you miss it!

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Irony's Acolyte is just an Iron's Acolyte.