Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Cap'n Ninja]

In his Scarborough house, he collects patterned porcelain plates.

 

[nuba km]

and you have murdered someone over a cup of tea

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

He funds his plate collection by selling antique tea cosies.
[sub]No, the embodiment of the female population of Japan had blood spurt from her nose, getting the surrounding area messy[/sub]

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Hmmm.... I take it Cap'n ninja comes from Japan.

 

[nuba km]

ha why is your face blue with fear if you aren't a murder which you are!

 

[Zirat]

Nuba is actualy a mutated insect, posing as a human with a skin condition in the world.
He is a screenwriter\Actor\Director triple threat.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Zirat wants to bring back the age of Metal.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Doc Gnosis makes tin dragonscale fingerless gloves by cutting scale shaped pieces from CocaCola cans and attaching them together. He then sells them on etsy.

 

[xmbts]

She isn't cap'n Ninja at all she's...Captain Ninja.

Also she's some sort of secret agent.

 

[mParadox]

Someone who enjoys root beer and vaggies.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Someone who is in the shadows near a bar, waiting...

 

[Leg End]

Someone who doesn't watch enough Pokemon and stands outside my house jealous of my Loli Archive.

 

[ShockValue]

Someone who enjoys defenestrating themselves.

 

[xmbts]

Someone who enjoys defenestrating others, preferably bears.

 

[Nouw]

Is actually the real Noodle.

 

[mParadox]

Is addicted to noodles.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is addicted to Popcorn.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Once microwaved a fresh cob of corn hoping to get popcorn

 

[Link_to_Future]

Once microwaved a puppy hoping to get a hot dog.

*groan*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Once microwaved a fresh cob of corn hoping to get popcorn

True story actually.

[sub]All other farm boys raise their hands![/sub]

OT: Link_to_Future is the Space Raccoon sleeper agent, slowly gaining the respect of the world government before sabotaging humanity.