Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Doc Gnosis]

Something tells me Cap'n Ninja is part of a clique that plays too much paintball.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

He's a prematurely balding office worker from Missouri, who goes drag racing at weekends in his grandmother's car.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

She's actually the ghost of somebody you knew in a previous life.

 

[Zirat]

He's the head of an Anarchists group, who have meetings every other week at the civic center.

 

[Eumersian]

He is the actual Eddie, mascot of Iron Maiden. The only honest-to-God living dead creature on Earth.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Zirat is in charge of a cult dedicated to destroying social classes. He is naturally the President.

Eumersion is a ninja of the night... Who strikes during the day!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Redlin is secretly addicted to dark chocolate. He can't get enough of it.

 

[xmbts]

Irony's Acolyte is a mysterious rogue with a cool hat.

EDIT: Yay 7000, 6999 more then I originally intended.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

xmbts is an accountant who is on the Escapist while doing the math, costing her clients thousands of dollars in mistakes in the paperwork.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Redlin5 is holed up in a rundown building on beautiful Carpenter freeway.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Doc Gnosis is on the moon, spamming everyone with email.

 

[xmbts]

Redlin is actually, a mythical creature that roams Canada, moonlighting as a lumberjack

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

xmbts is actually a quality control inspector at the Pringles factory.

 

[Metzeten]

Cap'n Ninja is most deffinately the exectutive officer of a legitimate marketing company.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Metzeten is Phillip Jackson. An employee of Liquid Design: A company specialising in alternative design concepts.

 

[Nouw]

Cap'n Ninja is really Bruce Willis.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Nouw is Jason Statham's favourite cousin.

 

[nuba km]

HIS AVATAR!!!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

nuba probably lives somewhere in Scarbourough.

 

[nuba km]

and your the invisible man