Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A rabid fan of the Canucks.
[sup][sup]Bruins gonna kick you's ass, *****![/sup][/sup]

Someone who assumes everyone in Canada is a Canucks fan.

[sub]I'm still cheering for them though. Can't let you filthy American's have our cup now can we? XD[/sub]

OT: A hostile virus.

 

[StormShaun]

A TRUE canadaian...can you guys send some of your bacon to Australia, it would be awesome!

 

[steeple]

a fake canadian, a spy for the mortal enemy of canada: the polar bears

 

[steeple]

he's an irish james bond, named bames jond...

 

[farq1414]

a man who like to ride in a airship

 

[steeple]

he's covered in BEES

 

[StormShaun]

Covered in pillows because he fears drop bears.

 

[steeple]

he's lord jeff, ruler of jeffville, capital of the kingdom of jeff-onia

 

[M0rp43vs]

Testosterone personified

 

[steeple]

a person who posts as quick as lightning...

also, he's actually a shark dressed as a sheep in a rock concert

 

[farq1414]

a man who sleeps with light on

 

[steeple]

johnny cage's younger brother, larry cage

 

[xmbts]

Secretly he is...Melvin.

 

[steeple]

he will bring me a hug

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Secretly he writes poetry and rides a horse.

 

[steeple]

she an elderly woman behind the counter in a small town

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Can speak backwards.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a robot horse and rides around England looking for someone to joust.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Once challenged me and to this day is known as Lord Huge-Balls.