Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[steeple]

a thermonuclear reactor

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

An ICBM, waiting for the right moment to launch without permission.

 

[steeple]

an unsuspecting russian

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A sneaky Frenchman.

 

[steeple]

a not so sneaky french cheese

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Owner of a French moustache.

 

[steeple]

proud breeder of award-winning beards

[sub]seriously, dont ask me what the hell that's supposed to mean... you'l know better then I do...[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Beard farmer.

 

[steeple]

checkov's beard ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The beard of Alexander the Great.

 

[steeple]

the horn of a human

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Unicornian ambassador.

 

[steeple]

a robot unicorn who's trying to attack

 

[M0rp43vs]

The robot Unicron

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The rider of aforementioned unicorn.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Has an amazing singing voice and lounge sings in a unicorn club

 

[steeple]

is a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude

 

[M0rp43vs]

Is an old Norse God who became mortal because he feel in love with a human who was murdered and now he walks the earth to avenge her

 

[steeple]

is a mad scientist who's gone mad... so that makes him a mad mad scientist...

also, that story makes no sense! cant he return to his godly form to exact his revenge!

 

[M0rp43vs]

Meh, imagine it something like hercules where you have to prove yourself or some shit before you can get your godly form back or something. You'll probably finally get it somewhere 3/4 of the story right before the big climax or right before you die or something. Hmm... I might make a story bout that

Is in the process of regaining his godhood