Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[steeple]

I'm sorry but it still sounds too arbitrary... the gods want him to prove himself before he can have his revenge? they took away his powers, the ones he was created with and lived imortality with, what the heck do they expect him to do, find out his inner sourse of power?!
they took it all!!!

OT: a person listening to rambling on the internet which even the creator isnt sure makes sense.....
-ier...

 

[M0rp43vs]

I dunno. Eh, I'll leave it to the real writers to figure out those plotholes

More lucid than I am right now possibly

 

[steeple]

my hair is combed once a millenia

 

[M0rp43vs]

(how did you know?)

A tap dancer for the french army

 

[pyramid head grape]

he is grand master of ping pong. ^^

 

[M0rp43vs]

Seeking to dethrone me as grand master of ping pong

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He who values cheese over gold.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Controls an army wielding nukatubas

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

King of the narwhals.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Lord of the dance.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A Thundercat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A flaming wolf.

 

[Eumersian]

He's a hater of all things Pokémon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's a magic man... A MAGIC MAN!!

*waves hands*

 

[steeple]

hes a black magic woman

 

[not_the_dm]

He is Heinrich von Himmlesdorf, ex-member of the Nazi goverment of Germany, currently thought to be at large in Paraguay.

 

[steeple]

he's an evil giraffe

 

[One Seven One]

They are Inglip.

 

[steeple]

he is the summoner

 

[M0rp43vs]

King of the mole people