Who is the WORST Superhero of all time?

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
Superman. I mean what kind of Overpowered bullshit is that?
Agreed. He could rip the world apart with his bare hands, compared to heroes who have to actually work to be good at their jobs.
 

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Michael_McCloud said:
I'm truly surprised. Allow me to demonstrate the summoning of the true worst superhero in existence.

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!


Yes, it seems everyone's forgotten our own environmentally friendly douchebag, Captain Planet.

Captain Planet: Save the environment, or I'll fucking kill you!
Captain Planet never kills, fool! He just dumps them into their pile of oil that-instead of selling and making a huge profit-they decided to dump on a tree to show it who is boss!

...Damn, I'm covered in oil. Eh. I'll take a shower later. Unless the Human Torch shows up, I'll be alright.
Obvious Robot Chicken reference is obvious.
 

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gamebrain89 said:
This guy, [link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfox_(comic_character)[/link] beats them all. his power is and I quote "Starfox can stimulate the pleasure centers in people's brains". and he freaking looks like a douchebag. you can't find a worse superhero.
So... Orgazmo then? Not that bad of a super.

Whobajube said:
I'm gonna to say Mr. Fantastic and The Invisible Girl. That's why they need a team of 4. Fantastic though? I think not. The only place I could see Mr. Fantastic's power being useful is in the bedroom, if you know what I mean, haha.
Some one hasn't watched The Incredibles or Venture Brothers. I'll even make mention of One Piece if you do anime at all.


And though he wasn't a hero, I'll still leave you guys with this...

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article59.htm
 

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Captain Obvious

Duh

*Captain Obvious flies in* "KADAMON MADE A JOKE!" *Flies back out*

Captain Obvious strikes again
 

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jockslap said:
hmmm since people love Captain America for some reason, let me change my answer to...Robin....even less super powers than Batman, and batman is just a rich guy.
Robin turns into Nightwing, who whups more ass than a nun at a boarding school, so I disagree with that one too.

Mine is a toss up between Aquaman and Elektra.

Yeah Aquaman is shite but at least he hasn't died what must be multiple figures like Elektra.

But then Aquaman is shite...so I don't know.
 

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Michael_McCloud said:
I'm truly surprised. Allow me to demonstrate the summoning of the true worst superhero in existence.

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!


Yes, it seems everyone's forgotten our own environmentally friendly douchebag, Captain Planet.

Captain Planet: Save the environment, or I'll fucking kill you!
... which brings us to another revelation: a nearly-naked Ted Turner covered in blue body paint pretending to be Captain Planet actually does a far better job than the real hero himself.
 

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Sarcastro! He fights crime with the razor sharp sting of sarcasm!
He fights crime with only the power of sarcasm? That makes him the BEST SUPERHERO EVER!
See what I did there?
Sarcastro awaaaayyyyy!
 

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jockslap said:
IMO Captain America is the worst superhero of all time, not only because he is American (dont take it seriously), but because he was killed by a bullet, an ordinary, plain, absolutely not special in any way...and he was just plain dead...that's just pathetic.
Thats not being a bad superhero. Thats bad writing.
 

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Michael_McCloud said:
I'm truly surprised. Allow me to demonstrate the summoning of the true worst superhero in existence.

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!


Yes, it seems everyone's forgotten our own environmentally friendly douchebag, Captain Planet.

Captain Planet: Save the environment, or I'll fucking kill you!
THAT BASTARD MADE ME LEARN AND CARE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!

And I'll never forgive nor forget...but Aquaman is still worse by a country mile.


Whobajube said:
I'm gonna to say Mr. Fantastic and The Invisible Girl. That's why they need a team of 4. Fantastic though? I think not. The only place I could see Mr. Fantastic's power being useful is in the bedroom, if you know what I mean, haha.
Not when it loses it's integrity and strentgth as it stretches it isn't. And The Invisible girl is actually ridiculously strong, if you check Civil War and others, her force fields are extremely powerful, punching holes through skyscrapers.

pantsoffdanceoff said:
Superman. I mean what kind of Overpowered bullshit is that?
I'm glad others agree. He gets on my bloody nerves because everything is a fecking job for Superman, and he is just irritating. He is overpowered but not as strong as everyone thinks (Supergirl is stronger than him but inexperienced, so he is still better in a way), and I'm glad Green Lantern kicked his ass in GL: Rebirth.
 

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maybe we should consider....Bobby Lee, yea he actually saves people during the night, he flies on pure asian power (not azn, that shit is toxic) and enjoys saving old people.
 

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gamebrain89 said:
This guy, [link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfox_(comic_character)[/link] beats them all. his power is and I quote "Starfox can stimulate the pleasure centers in people's brains". and he freaking looks like a douchebag. you can't find a worse superhero.
Do a barrell roll!
 

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Marv21 said:
gamebrain89 said:
This guy, [link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfox_(comic_character)[/link] beats them all. his power is and I quote "Starfox can stimulate the pleasure centers in people's brains". and he freaking looks like a douchebag. you can't find a worse superhero.
Do a barrell roll!
rofl, maybe we could say that Brian Peppers is the worst superhero ever, it takes something special to look that fucked up http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Uncensored:Brian_Peppers the text is fake, but the picture is real...im serious.
 

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LOL I think we best conclude that Aquaman sucks eggs. So I'm gonna say Dazzler.
 

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I say Dazzler from X-men. All she does it shine light and look hot, pretty much like all the younger female celebrities on Mtv. For God's sake, nobody even wanted to use her on the X-Men arcade game...the sixth guy always got screwed and got stuck with her instead of getting to use Wolverine or Colossus or Cyclops.
 
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Aquaman.Sub-Mariner is #2 because he's like Aquaman, but is a arrogant ass.Whoever says Batman should go on the Failboat.
Edit:Dazzler replaces Aquaman as #1.She attacks you with strobe lights.The hell?
 

tmo99

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The worst super hero is definitely this guy from the show happy tree friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U05eK0vR0kI