Who is the WORST Superhero of all time?

[Theophenes]

Aquaman's decent, he's just got a lousy niche.

Personally, I agree Superman is dull, and his villains mostly suck. Frankly my least favorite hero is probably Green Arrow. He's cool and all, but he always feels like some sort of Diet Batman.

And as for all the mention of Deadpool, that isn't a hero. He's a murderous sociopath. Admittedly, he's a FUN sociopath, but still, no hero.

 

[FadedMemory]

Aqua man. Rough translation; water man? wtf? He can talk to fish....and um.....swim......fast....

Well,err... he could be in the Olympics?
I give up.

Ooh! he could stop whaling! yeeeahhhh.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

This guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDw5KbV1ogw]

 

[scatmanfan]

The Punisher. He has the power of guns.

 

[Malkavian]

IMO Captain America is the worst superhero of all time, not only because he is American (dont take it seriously), but because he was killed by a bullet, an ordinary, plain, absolutely not special in any way...and he was just plain dead...that's just pathetic.

But that's the pont of why he is so great! Don't get me wrong.. I hated the outfit, I hated the patriotism, but with Civil Wars, Captain America simply wormed his way into my heart. He was the single thing that every superhero aspired to be, he was the steadfast defender of his own country... And his last battle, the battle in which he falls, is against the american government, and against his former friends. He dies to a single bullet - showing how weak and vulnerable he actually is, only makes his courage bigger.

My money is on Superman. I hate the outfit, I hate the boyscout personality, I hate the ZOMGWTFBBQ powers, and the incredible inconsitency with which they are treated in different stories... The only time he was interesting was in... Is it Kingdom Come? I can't remember the name, but the one where he is actually serving Lex Luthor, because he is too steadfast on his ideals of serving the law.

 

[Darkong]

Gotta say, being able to pull a fatality on Superman in MK vs. DC was mighty satisfying.

Aside from the obvious choice of Superman being a dick, I'm going to have to go with the old version of Green Lantern. You know which one I'm talking about. Yeah you do.

The one that's weak against the color yellow. He's weak. Against. The color. Yellow.

How the hell does the man step outside?

Your talking bout Alan Scott right? Hal Jordon has the same weakness

Not quite right there, Alan Scott's weakness was to wood, the other green lanterns were weak to yellow but they were only weak to yellow because they thought they were weak to yellow (their bosss had told them they were) but when they got over that they stopped being weak to yellow (and wood).

So yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and say the early day green lanterns sucked ass.

But the worst has to be Bouncing Boy, another of the rejects of the legion of superheroes, he's a fat kid whose poewr is that he can inflate himself and bounce around. No wonder I stopped reading that crap when I was 8.

 

[Acaroid]

the phantom... i wish he was out of my newspaper once and for all...

 

[11smash11]

Has to be Daredevil. He's blind, and his superpower is... wait for it... sight.


Score.

 

[Echo42]

Captain obvious is my fave super hero

"IT GETS DARK AT NIGHT" best quote ever

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Aqua man, when will his abilities come to good use apart from when someones attempting to rob a red lobster?

uhh... rapture gets under attacked? oh wait.

Technically the fish would still be outside of the city itself, effectively removed from anything going on inside. This means that even in a city completely submerged underwater Aquaman is powerless.

God, how does he live with himself...

Even underwater, where aquaman lives, he is useless. . .

Still better than being aqualad though...

 

[Flap Jack452]

The Flash, running fast is useless if you can still get shot.

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

Man, hawkeye is catching a lot of flak even though he was good enough to subdue the hulk. Man, he really sucks. (Plus that purple is sweet).

 

[Samurai Goomba]

The Punisher. He has the power of guns.

Yeah? You got a point? Oh, wait... That was your point?

It's already been mentioned multiple times that many of the candidates for "Worst Superhero" have a fatal weakness to the little lead-projectile-spewing devices. The Punisher carries, like, 50 guns in his pocket, so he's already better than Aquaman, Batman, Aqualad, The Phantom, Darkman, Captain America, quite a few lesser X-Men, Robin, Giant Stone John Wilkes Booth, even Spider-Man will die to a bullet if enough of them hit in the right places.

Guns seem like a pretty sweet power to me. If you're trying to argue that that's not "super" enough... Batman. Yeah, I went there. Also, Nick Fury (unless I'm mistaken.)

 

[OneManBand]

I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.

Yes, not only does he defy the laws of nature, he also does it without mercy, and with rather amazing quickness!

I wonder if he teaches classes at the local community college on how to do this on the side.

 

[ZeroMachine]

FuckYou Dude.

"YOU THERE! Stop stealing that TV!"
"Why?"
"FUCK YOU!"
"... OK... Oddly compelling..."

Please tell me someone on here knows what this is from XD

EDIT:

Has to be Daredevil. He's blind, and his superpower is... wait for it... sight.


Score.

Or this.

 

[OneManBand]

FuckYou Dude.

"YOU THERE! Stop stealing that TV!"
"Why?"
"FUCK YOU!"
"... OK... Oddly compelling..."

Please tell me someone on here knows what this is from XD

I do. Stephen Lynch. That crazy awesome musical bastard.

 

[Fangface74]

Man-Spider, a spider that got bitten by a radioactive man, 4 of his legs fall off, reducing his strength, his web spinnerets dry up meaning he must now use his special (needs) powers to fight hunger.

 

[Dudemeister]

That ant man guy.

 

[Echo42]

wait wait any super hero you say???

i call power rangers, hands down...

a giant floating head give you belt buckles and you become dressed in skin tight cloth with bike helmets? Zordon had a fetish (although the original where the only good ones)