Who is the WORST Superhero of all time?

[PedroSteckecilo]

If there was a justice league for crappy superheroes, everyone mentioned in this thread would be on it. And it would be led by Aquaman and that armless tiger guy would be second in command.

There was a Justice League for Crappy Super Heroes... It was called Justice League Antartica, they put them in charge of Antartica because they figured they couldn't hurt anyone there. They ended up fighting a horde of carnivorous penguins that were a government experiment gone wrong.

 

[Svenparty]

Ceiling Cat

Watching People Masturbate isnt very useful

 

[RAKais]

batman, great movies, but he has no actual powers...

...Batman and Spiderman are perhaps THE greatest superheros and the most popular, hence the fact the are the faces of their respective comics

 

[gantzsurvivor1]

Tie between Aquaman and Superman

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Mark Millar, or rather any character written by Mark Millar, he has the amazing power to turn any good, well rounded character into a completely unlikable simplistic douchebag alcaholic sociopathic drug addicted homosexual rapist nymphomaniacal psychopathic meglomaniac who just happens to save the world occasionally, usually by accident.

 

[Sewblon]

hmmm since people love Captain America for some reason, let me change my answer to...Robin....even less super powers than Batman, and batman is just a rich guy.

Sidekicks don't count. I am going with Brick from Doom's IV, his power is disintegrating himself.

 

[Sewblon]

Sarcastro! He fights crime with the razor sharp sting of sarcasm!

No depending on how you look at it he could be the greatest superhero ever.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Super Jerk (reference to Cyanide and happiness)

 

[darrinwright]

Tie between Aquaman and Superman

Since Superman could knock Aquaman into the sun with a finger flick, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Aquaman.

And I don't understand all the Superman hate.

"He's too good!" - because every hero should be emo, right?
"He's outdated." - because nobody believes in optimism anymore?
"He has lame villains" - I'll give you that, but that's more the writers' fault than it is his.
"He's a boy scout" - again, HEROES are supposed to be - wait for it - GOOD GUYS.

"Kryptonite doesn't even kill him, just make him feel queasy for a few minutes. Superman sucks great big cucumbers." - (sorry, forgot who posted it)

Yeah, how DARE HE, not dying and stuff!

 

[anNIALLator]

Yeah, either Aquaman or Superman.

 

[Sewblon]

batman, great movies, but he has no actual powers...

Well then you cant classify him as a superhero because of his lack of super powers. I would file him under vigilante.

like rorschach, who is possibly the greatest comic book anything ever.

Well thats just a fact.

 

[Lametta]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stripperella

The main character, voiced by and based on Pamela Anderson, is a stripper named Erotica Jones who is also the superheroine/secret agent Stripperella. It is rated TV-MA in the United States.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

IMO Captain America is the worst superhero of all time, not only because he is American (dont take it seriously), but because he was killed by a bullet, an ordinary, plain, absolutely not special in any way...and he was just plain dead...that's just pathetic.

captain america was a propaganda super hero back in world war 2. he's not suppose to be taken seriously, just to get people off their asses and kill some nazis!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Friendly Fire. He can only hit members of his own team. He joins Dog Welder in section 8. Look up section 8 on the Wiki. Worst. Superheroes. Ever.

 

[Valiance]

Harvey Birdman.
What type of superhero chooses to be a lawyer?!?!

He wasn't ALWAYS a lawyer...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Sub-Mariner or Aqua man...cause agua man does things to dolphins....bad things

 

[freakonaleash]

arm fall off boy

 

[zenoaugustus]

superman, he is invincible and his only villain that the average fan knows is a rich guy who buys a lot of rocks to fight superman.

can't see how that is interesting.