Who isn't going to buy the Duke?

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NinjaTigerXIII

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I probably won't. When Duke first came out I was way to young to play it, so when I finally turned 17 Duke Nukem wasn't even on my radar of games to play, that and it was 2007.
 

Mr.Petey

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Ghostwise said:
Almost thought you had John Wayne's corpse for sell by reading the thread title. :D
Hehe I'd buy that for a dollar!

If this Duke game ignores the usual plotless terrorist driven FPS games that plague up the mainstream rivers as of late and keeps to it's chauvinistic attitude, crude language and whole host of politically incorrect themes then I'll buy it!

I've been playing a lot of Duke 3D as of late and I miss this level of mindless violence and immature one liners *manly tear* sniff!
 

EinTheCorgi

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Meh ill wait until it goes down in price then ill buy it just so i can hear "its time to kick ass a chew bubblegum but im all out of gum" :3
 

Atmos Duality

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King Toasty said:
I think everybody is gonna buy it, even if it's rated AO.
You think wrong, I'm afraid.
I'm not especially interested yet.

The whole "It's been in development for 13 years!" argument is invalid as a reason; they restarted the project something like 4 or 5 times.
You obviously aren't going to see those 4 or 5 versions. You're going to see the very last one.
 

Irish Rover Baird

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I never really was a Duke Nukem fan. I mean, they're great games, but just not my style.
I don't think I'll be buying it.
 

HotFezz8

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i won't be buying it.

i didn't get the first one, and the trailer showed a group of 30 year old dickheads in hysterics becuase the on screen character pissed into a latrine then drew a cock onto a white board. ooh wow.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Straying Bullet said:
Who ever isn't going to buy it and comes out of the closet on the Escapist.

Lets say the Duke isn't happy and you will be a decaying corpse within two weeks...Trust me on this. I am completly innocent when such events occur. - Whistles. -
I know of only one man referred to as "the Duke" and he's a rotting corpse now. John Wayne would totally pwn Duke Nukem.
But I digress...

I won't be buying DNF, not because of the lag time in release (though thats partially a factor but in a different way) but because honestly I'm just not interested in that sort of game anymore. I have DN3D ported on my 360, and I don't find it as fun or humorous as I did as a teen. Just doesn't interest me. Maybe if I see it in the bargain bin at Target (where I get most of my games from these days, Orange Box included).
Sorry Duke, you just don't kick ass and chew bubble gum in my universe anymore.
 

Mistermixmaster

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Eh, I got other games to prioritize my money in... Don't get me wrong though, I love Gearbox! I just wish they'd get working on the next big Brothers in Arms allready! The ending of Hell's Highway hinted at a continuation, possibly in Battle of the Bulge (or somewhere else with snow where the Airborne guys were at).
 

mParadox

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dont plan to. I might if the reviews and the initial gamer reaction to it is good but otherwise no.