Who Should Speak For Earth?

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Jhooud

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I agree Popadoo! It's gotta be the Dalai Lama!


Maybe in conjunction with...


They could do the whole Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga total consciousness thing. What alien race wouldn't love that?
 

LG Jargon

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I can't believe that noone's said it yet...One of the most intelligent and well-spoken sons of bitches out there, and not one of you...

Deviate said:
Fully srsfaes response: A newly forged council representing the nations of the world.
Having to choose one man: Neil DeGrasse Tyson or Stephen Fry. Probably Stephen Fry.
Having the option to choose me: Me, yelling "GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" in a falsetto, sobbing lightly.
FINALLY! Jesus! I don't know who Stephen Fry is, but I whole-heartedly vote for muthafuckin' Neil deGrasse Tyson. He's just as well-spoken as Morgan Freeman, but leagues more intelligent. If we wanted to make a good impression, there'd be a great start.

NOTE: I am not saying that Mr. Freeman isn't intelligent. It's just that he's a famous actor with a smooth, deep voice, while Mr deGrasse Tyson is a goddamned astrophysicist.

captcha: tall building ....Huh.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Fry Ohhhhhh, so THAT's who Stephen Fry is! I liked him in V for Vendetta.
 

LG Jargon

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Rastelin said:
Well NOT Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum, Bill O'reilly, Glenn Beck or George Bush. Think we can all agree on that. We should in fact lock them up if aliens made contact. Just to be sure.
Seconded. Hell, you can include Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, Fred Phelps, and Dick Cheney in that list.

...I have the feeling that the list of people we should NOT trot out before the aliens is only going to get longer...
 

joshuaayt

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No one. I want us to stay here, hidden and unresponsive in our little corner, until WE can contact THEM. At that time, we'll send a team to whoever we make contact with- we're too vulnerable, all grouped up on this one planet, to risk bringing potential space banditos to our doorstep.
 

minimacker

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In all seriousness? Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Yeah, I know. It's overused. But after his lecture about that "1% DNA", fuck you.
 

StormShaun

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RicoADF said:
Yassen said:
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Who should speak for Earth in the event advanced, peaceful aliens visit Earth?
The United Nations. Their the ambassadors for earth and what any future "Earth Alliance"/whatever we call the eventual global government that bring humanity to the stars would most likely come from.

If your after one person, then Morgan Freeman would be the best choice, he does leader roles so well in movies :)
...Why not both. ^_^

Morgan Freeman leading the United Nations.

Jhooud said:
I agree Popadoo! It's gotta be the Dalai Lama!
With the Dalai Lama.

Then we could initiate talk with them thanks to Morgan Freeman, sounds peaceful and have the approval of most of the world! :D
 

CosmicCommander

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LG Jargon said:
I can't believe that noone's said it yet...One of the most intelligent and well-spoken sons of bitches out there, and not one of you...

Deviate said:
Fully srsfaes response: A newly forged council representing the nations of the world.
Having to choose one man: Neil DeGrasse Tyson or Stephen Fry. Probably Stephen Fry.
Having the option to choose me: Me, yelling "GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" in a falsetto, sobbing lightly.
FINALLY! Jesus! I don't know who Stephen Fry is, but I whole-heartedly vote for muthafuckin' Neil deGrasse Tyson. He's just as well-spoken as Morgan Freeman, but leagues more intelligent. If we wanted to make a good impression, there'd be a great start.

NOTE: I am not saying that Mr. Freeman isn't intelligent. It's just that he's a famous actor with a smooth, deep voice, while Mr deGrasse Tyson is a goddamned astrophysicist.

captcha: tall building ....Huh.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Fry Ohhhhhh, so THAT's who Stephen Fry is! I liked him in V for Vendetta.
I've always disliked Dr. Tyson, for some reason. I find him obnoxious.

OT: I'd say we should do Jimmy Carter. I never liked him as a politician or a President, but the guy has worked all of his life to ensure World Peace and security. He's pleasant, well-meaning, and he'd likely be able to hit it off well with the aliens.
 

Seagoon

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Cobbs said:
A trio of Earths finest.
Stephen Hawking - He's a smart mo'fo and has probably thought this through a lot better than anyone else.
Notch - Almost everyone would get behind him, and he showcases humanities creativeness pretty well.
Neil Patrick Harris - He's dreamy, no alien overlord could hate him.
I second Steven Hawking.. I'm amazed that this hasn't been put forward!
 

Samantha Burt

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Daystar Clarion said:
Rawne1980 said:
It should be this man....



The aliens might have a better chance at figuring out what the fuck he is saying half the time.
I second this.

Boris has also likely spent millions of the taxpayer's money on some sort of doomsday weapon, just in case First Contact goes tits up.
You have my concurrence with this also. Seriously, though, he's actually eligible for Presidency of the USA, let's make THAT happen. O:
 

Da Orky Man

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I have a strong suspicion that any alien race we meet is also going to be somewhat fractured. The only realistic way to get a whole planet under one nation is massive genocide, which isn't a ice thing to do. Sure, they may have a much more effectual version of the UN, but they'd understand that we have separate nation-states.
 

T0BB0

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Sigourney Weaver, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and a chopper as backup.

I thought of Stephen Fry too, at first. Then I realised, if they landed on our planet, it wouldn't be for peace. Peace talks are held on neutral ground. Peaceful aliens will observe us from a distance 'til we're ready to stop blowing each other up and meet them up in space.

Aliens who land, wish to destroy us. We need to be prepared.
 

Shinsei-J

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Stephen Fry
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/Stephenfrynightingale.JPG/220px-Stephenfrynightingale.JPG
He is our only logical option.
Logical and smart, yet fluid in his speach.
I for one still wish he was pope.
 

Guffe

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Rawne1980 said:
It should be this man....



The aliens might have a better chance at figuring out what the fuck he is saying half the time.
We should send in Carra, let's see if they understand anything from a scousers mouth.
 

John the Gamer

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Why should we expect them to be able to hear what we say?

I think we should build a robot to do it for us. Have every country make one part of the robot per percent of the human population they represent. We already build most of our shit in asia anyway.