Who Should Speak For Earth?

[Glorious manwhore]

I should speak for earth, for I would tell the aliens about our sturdy goats and how easy it is to live on planet earth and how great it is. And that they're welcome to visit.

Only if they worship raptor Jesus.

 

[Donnie Restad]

There's only one obvious choice.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

 

[pandorum]

Hmmmm... In my personal, professional, unbiased opinion, it should be me. I am, after all, dashingly handsome, devestatingly intelligent, a brilliant speaker, and basically Jesus without a beard. All of those words and phrases describe me perfectly. It's not at all because I'm planning to insult the alien leader, thereby dooming the human race. No way. Why would I do that?

Butif I have to be serious, then it must be either Morgan Freeman, David Tennant, or the one, the only, the fantastic, the groovin',smoothin', sexamophonic, turbomatastic, psychadelic,fandabbytastical, love machine that is this guy

Very good i see what you did there and I agree with you.

 

[lastjustice]

Frank Oz, he'll start talking like Yoda and confuse them all to point they ll leave us alone because they re not sure if they really want to find out just how nuts we really are.

 

[Hazy992]

Snooki

I graciously await our imminent destruction

well, the reapers might label us as 'not advanced'. so we win?

Uh... yes! That was my plan all along! I have saved the Earth! ¬_¬

 

[Olas]

How about this guy.

Or is that too obvious a choice?

 

[Sansha]

Not one person. A mix of religions and atheism is important, too, and NO politicians.

My vote is for Stephen Hawking, along with Tom Hanks, Bill Cosby, Neil DeGrasse, Stephen Fry, Adam Savage.

Every country should also have one representative who is NOT a politician to show them around the nation. For my country New Zealand, I vote Peter Jackson.

Posthumous votes for Carl Sagan, George Carlin, Mr Rogers and Major Richard Winters.

 

[Wing Dairu]

Neil Degrasse Tyson. That man will be our voice, and the aliens shall welcome us with open arms.

 

[applesandoranges]

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[bat32391]

I agree with everyone that's said Morgan Freeman plus he's god.

 

[Doneeee]

Why Zap Brannigan of course! His level of wit and charm is unmatched by anyone else alive, besides Bruce Campbell. We'll surely survive an extra-terrestrial encounter with Zap on our side.

 

[Eddie the head]

The Dalai Lama. We are not all a bunch of ass holes.

 

[Shinkicker444]

If the race is advanced enough to reach us, they're advanced enough to browse the web and learn about humanity themselves.

At which point they turn tail and say 'fk that' or bombard our planet into sterility to prevent us from ever getting off it.

But I'm all for Morgan Freeman otherwise, if they still decide to actually want to speak with us (hopefully bypassing any government interference!)

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

Stephen Fry, King or Hawking. Or Patrick Stewart. Or Alan Rickman (I think that's his name; the guy who plays Snape).

 

[mrhappy1489]

UN at best, aliens will just have to settle with the fact that we are a race of fractured groups prone to fighting amongst each other, and have great difficulty forming any united effort against a common ene-fuck, we better make up some leader to make us seem strong, I vote Putin, he seems intimidating.

I second that, once we show the aliens what a polar bear and a siberian tiger are, then state that Putin went out and defeated both bare handed (I'm exaggerating of course, he only hunter and then tranquillised them), they will have no choice but to either enter interplanetary truce, or be destroyed by Putin. Plus the Russian language can be quite intimidating as well, so he might just scare them before any actual bear/tiger stories are told. If I had to chose a second, it would probably be Kevin Rudd, he speaks mandarin people it just makes him better.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

The ultimate triad of Morgan Freeman, Neil deGrasse Tyson and Chuck Norris. The aliens shall either accept us or fear us.

 

[TheEvilGenius]

Dennis Haysbert. The Allstate guy.